Riley (@rileysdtr.bsky.social)

Riley @rileysdtr.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:49 UTC

Oh damn.

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Riley @rileysdtr.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 05:31 UTC

I swear for Bob i should have done ‘1 for me, 1 for you’ on the doggy calming drugs… because I’m about ready to go over there with a baseball bat.

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Riley @rileysdtr.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 05:31 UTC

Would it be wrong to go have a very pointed conversation with the people up the block who are still shooting off fireworks at 12:25 in the freaking am?

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Riley @rileysdtr.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 13:25 UTC

Excellent! Also Wal-mart sells little headlamps for about $3 for just such an emergency….

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Riley @rileysdtr.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 04:01 UTC

YES. I panicked for a month when Lands’ End discontinued short sleeve mock turtlenecks….

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Riley @rileysdtr.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 03:59 UTC

Yes but did you leave a positive Goodreads review?

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Riley @rileysdtr.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:05 UTC

As someone who loves clothing items like LL Bean flannels and Sperry top siders because they never change, I may take that note. If I could buy EXACTLY the same shoes, pants, shirts etc. my entire life I would be quite content. I know what I like, what is comfy, and what fits my boring aesthetic.

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Riley @rileysdtr.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 22:46 UTC

Yet still she married you…

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Riley @rileysdtr.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 22:45 UTC

Do a toe raise or two every hour to keep your arches supple.

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Riley @rileysdtr.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 15:54 UTC

Those are nipples, friend.

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Riley @rileysdtr.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 15:51 UTC

Yeah… statistically the vast majority of people in those ‘hellhole cities’ vote Democrat and are therefore ‘left’. You think growing up in Detroit, Baltimore, St. Louis, Milwaukee, Oakland (I could go on) means you never learned how to fight? Or aren’t heavily armed?

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Riley @rileysdtr.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 15:47 UTC

Cautiously optimistic. The Del Toro ones were SO good.

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Riley @rileysdtr.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 15:46 UTC

Whoo! Here’s to being able to slightly expand one’s diet *clink* I had pizza for Game 7 of the Stanley Cup and nearly wept it was so awesome. (The pizza, that is…. Disappointed the Oilers couldn’t quite pull one off for the Ages).

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Riley @rileysdtr.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 01:13 UTC

The brassiere…. Wipes eyes… it’s like Ariel’s bikini top…

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Riley @rileysdtr.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 01:12 UTC

Oh good - that means you’re on the mend, yes?

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Riley @rileysdtr.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 19:53 UTC

Mine mostly sings, which can be annoying.

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Riley @rileysdtr.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 14:41 UTC

I am reminded of your favorite quote from these sessions….

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Riley @rileysdtr.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 12:17 UTC

Just another reason for Taco Tuesday.

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Riley @rileysdtr.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 12:16 UTC

Travel safe - it’s a gorgeous drive!

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Riley @rileysdtr.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 12:14 UTC

I saw this episode

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Riley @rileysdtr.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 14:09 UTC

Yay you’re back a bit!

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Riley @rileysdtr.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 16:13 UTC

Don’t forget the REST part of ‘RICE’ treatment.

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Riley @rileysdtr.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 16:11 UTC

The Good Place Parks and Rec Breaking Bad Abbott Elementary Northern Exposure Yellowstone M*A*S*H The Muppet Show The Orville Bob’s Burgers

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Riley @rileysdtr.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 23:35 UTC

Hey just @ me next time 😜

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Riley @rileysdtr.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 23:34 UTC

Agreed. I usually remove my shoes even if they don’t ask, especially due to weather or nice carpet. It’s no big deal.

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Riley @rileysdtr.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 02:39 UTC

RIGHT INTO MY VEINS.

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Riley @rileysdtr.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 02:39 UTC

I have an even more delectable sensation that involves my ears and freshly-shorn calves but this is a family site.

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Riley @rileysdtr.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 02:37 UTC

1) nice. I have one of those circa 1989 and it had not occurred to me to hand it down but I’m currently thinking through all the nieces/nephews. 2) OP not knowing the Commissioner’s Trophy is awarded to the winner of the World Series blew their entire argument.

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Riley @rileysdtr.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 23:35 UTC

*hug* I remember the first time I saw a good batch of Carolina fire flies. Magical.

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Riley @rileysdtr.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 23:28 UTC

I want a steak that can still manage to ‘moo’ but do like a nice steak sauce to dip my fries in if no twice-baked is available.

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Riley @rileysdtr.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 23:25 UTC

*grabs spurs*

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Riley @rileysdtr.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 23:19 UTC

We bought our house from a little old Italian lady and I have a 75-year-old gas stove in my basement. Why is it still there, you ask? Because it is wider than the exit door… pretty sure they put it in BEFORE they finished construction.

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Riley @rileysdtr.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 04:01 UTC

Bless.

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Riley @rileysdtr.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 04:00 UTC

Oh my Sweet Summer Children. Let me explain the Northern Exposure nights…

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Riley @rileysdtr.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 03:59 UTC

Zima, anyone?

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Riley @rileysdtr.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 03:55 UTC

Have my great+ grandfather’s shillelagh (solid blackthorn) and bad knees. Regrettably I’m a LOT taller than he was…

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Riley @rileysdtr.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 12:39 UTC

👀

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Riley @rileysdtr.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 03:49 UTC

Well, *bleep* that’s unfortunate. Here’s to better health ahead!

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Riley @rileysdtr.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 04:01 UTC

Seriously - hydrate. If you’re anywhere near Chicago the sheets are clean the house is cool and the puppy is very fluffy.

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Riley @rileysdtr.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 04:00 UTC

Whoo?!?

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Riley @rileysdtr.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 15:54 UTC

Welcome to the heat.

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