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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 06:24 UTC

new story up now. TOI-700. it's about having a crush, in space. check it out the full text on substack infinitegossip.substack.com/p/toi-700

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 05:19 UTC

it's human nature to not want to be in a cage. but it's also human nature to want to put people in a cage. so it's hard to say who's more right

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social [ View ] May 28, 2024 at 09:19 UTC

how do we kill children infinitegossip.substack.com/p/how-do-we-...

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social [ View ] May 21, 2024 at 06:56 UTC

the local ghosts. check it out on substack 🤝 infinitegossip.substack.com/p/the-local-...

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social [ View ] May 21, 2024 at 06:54 UTC

went looking for a pic of the crew of the challenger space shuttle hoping it'd be 3 people like on apollo 11 so i could post it with the caption "challengers (1986)". well it turns out there was 7 of them. doesn't work. posting this for transparency and to acknowledge my failures

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social [ View ] May 21, 2024 at 06:46 UTC

snow leopard. perfect name for them. tells me what they look like and which element they wield.

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 09, 2024 at 09:32 UTC

I DISCOVERED A NEW FRUIT. fulltext on substack. "please like and subscribe" infinitegossip.substack.com/p/i-discover...

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 01, 2024 at 04:23 UTC

new story up now. THE PRISON THAT NO ONE ESCAPES FROM. up now on substack infinitegossip.substack.com/p/the-prison...

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 25, 2024 at 23:17 UTC

get up. get the fuck up

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 25, 2024 at 23:14 UTC

you got food poisoning dude? that's crazy. i got food nourishing personally. but that's just me

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 24, 2024 at 04:47 UTC

it would feel so good if you were a cow getting a little peckish to remember you had a full stomach of cud in the chamber good to go

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 24, 2024 at 04:46 UTC

the fanciest restaurant when you're a kid is an italian restaurant which is 40-50 minutes from your house

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 07, 2024 at 03:54 UTC

new story up now. VISTING THE OTZI MCDONALD'S. one of my favourites so far please check it out. thanks. infinitegossip.substack.com/p/visiting-t...

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 13, 2024 at 02:14 UTC

you should be able to return the apple core for a small discount on your next apple

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 13, 2024 at 02:13 UTC

friday gets a lot of goodwill due to its legendary proximity to the weekend. but if you moved it to any other position in the week it would be just a normal day

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 13, 2024 at 02:12 UTC

who else thinks they're spending too much money on these half time shows. next year it should just be a teacher reading aloud from a copy of gary paulsen's hatchet

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 07, 2024 at 03:54 UTC

new story up now. VISTING THE OTZI MCDONALD'S. one of my favourites so far please check it out. thanks. infinitegossip.substack.com/p/visiting-t...

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 25, 2024 at 08:16 UTC

i have just posted THREE STORIES on substack. each one is approximately 100 words, which is ideal if you are looking for something to do while you brush your teeth or wait for a general anesthetic to kick in or. here is the first. please click infinitegossip.substack.com/p/three-stor...

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 22, 2024 at 05:29 UTC

santa is basically like a public domain superhero. "oh but he can't kick or punch" i wish you could hear how ignorant you sound

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 22, 2024 at 05:29 UTC

if dale carnegie had written "how to win friends and influence people" today he might have called it "how to win influence and friend people", due to social media. i said might have. i don't make any claim to inside knowledge of the carnegie estate

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 17, 2024 at 09:52 UTC

new story up now. THE LITTLE MAN. check it out if you get the chance infinitegossip.substack.com/p/the-little...

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 08, 2024 at 21:05 UTC

it feels so good to sweep something under the rug. like swish it's gone

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 08, 2024 at 10:43 UTC

the actors at the golden globes should have to come dressed as their characters. so people don't get confused

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 04, 2024 at 19:20 UTC

nice new years resolutions dude. can see you shaping up quite nicely if you're successful with some of these

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 04, 2024 at 19:20 UTC

(sending all staff email) hey all. just a heads up i'll be feeling shy this year- please check if i'm blushing before talking to me in the work kitchen

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 04, 2024 at 10:26 UTC

it's crazy to consider how much impact even a single animorph would have on organized crime operations in this city

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 04, 2024 at 10:26 UTC

jeopardy question: it's the "dribbling sound" beloved by NBA fans everywhere. me: what is donk donk donk. sport noises for $800

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 31, 2023 at 22:20 UTC

saying "bon appetit" subtly shifts the responsibility for enjoying food onto the eater and away from the chef, who is the only person empowered to actually make the food delicious

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 31, 2023 at 09:45 UTC

one of my buddies says he's "shelf stable". but we still see him tucking his ass into the fridge every night 😂

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 31, 2023 at 01:15 UTC

MY TEENAGE YEARS. thank you for reading my posts in 2023. "happy new year to you and yours" infinitegossip.substack.com/p/my-teenage...

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 29, 2023 at 23:45 UTC

i have posted a list of wonderful articles i read recently. regrettably i can not find the link for a single one of them infinitegossip.substack.com/p/news-artic...

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 28, 2023 at 23:41 UTC

billy corgan should either continue the mellon collie saga or sell the rights to somebody else. would love to see disney develop a prequel that explored the events leading up to the infinite sadness

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 23, 2023 at 00:43 UTC

(trying to delicately ask if my friend's new bf is scrawny) does he... have scrawn?

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 21, 2023 at 06:12 UTC

thank you for listening twice!!!

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