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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches
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behold the power of the thumb www.youtube.com/watch?app=de...
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chef, meat cutter, anti-hunger, leftist hobbit ready to scour the shire he/him/they
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches
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behold the power of the thumb www.youtube.com/watch?app=de...
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches
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this article is very specifically about you. you the person reading this post, with your thumb of the ancients, the foretold thumb, destinies thumb, the lost thumb, the thumb of doom, the last thumb crusade, kingdom of the crystal thumb, king of all thumbs, popethumb, etc., etc..
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aw, no, they shit their pants over a mean dog and you have -thumbs- those guys are fucked
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'she was tellin me there's only room for one in the life pod but i could see there was room for two, so i spaced her.'
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'havin' a heart attack, huh? lemme cut this lamp cord i gotta jump start your heart you're gonna be fine'
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'anyone here know how to drive a stick space ship? i do.'
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and her steadfast and loyal side of beef, butch wilmore, the butch wilmorest butch wilmore to ever butch wilmore
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yeah i think you're supposed to fight back with a tornado, and play dead with a hurricane, kind of like bears. www.cnbc.com/2017/09/10/f...
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i accept no shit talking on medusa so that'd better be a compliment
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new york times eat shit but there has never been a more 'butch wilmore' shaped guy
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches
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there's some real vintage serial killers from ireland, classic stuff en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burke_a...
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this is erasure of hera, queen of the airplane womb
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excuse me are you one of the killjoys who poo-poos my mid-flight burnt offerings and blood sacrifice to zeus, upon whose goodwill the safety of our flight resides?
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(i'm playing with ecological collapse: a 'hero' killed a dragon and the giants, the dragons main prey, are breeding like goddamn rabbits, causing a widening gyre of compounding consequences)
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my last campaign ended with the characters killing the embodiment of the literal concept of love, twisted and evil. i'm stepping back from the weirdness and this campaign has a big fire guy with a big fire axe.
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Same studio did Secret of Kells and Song of the Sea. Straight bangers all.
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auntie entity is the hero of 'beyond thunderdome' and i will die on this hill
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oh, that's great. phil liggett is still at it? i haven't followed the tour since the 90s, but that's great news.
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huh. that is both not what i expected (liches keep their souls in a little box on forehead) and exactly what i expected (virulent racism and antisemitism) from gary gygax.
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i meant roberts bsky.app/profile/riot...
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They might be a very fine judge tho i don’t know them. Although, universally terrorizing judges for the rulings of the Supreme Court is not a bad plan.
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Roberts goddamnit
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It would be super funny if everyone who served Judge Roberta food or a drink whispered ‘fuck the fda, your buddies on the court say this food is safe.’ the man would be a skeleton with skin inside of a month.
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Poseidon has entered the chat
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flesh monger as pimp or slaver
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this is the most epic kill spree i've seen the eleven year old protagonist of a kids movie go on in a while
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Multiple Mental Illnesses In A Trenchcoat 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
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the french have never been this ungovernable except for that time they piled up a bunch of people's heads
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australians are the drop bear of racism: uwu me no i wuv all things 'stralia mate EXCEPT EVERYTHING NOT WHITE
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NW: The Wolfwalkers and i have decided to move in to the woods and become a nature spirit
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'i'm hungry. let's get a taco. oh, gut shot. yeah. i'll get a taco. hey check out these speed bumps.'
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NGL looking forward to Farage dying of a gutshot wound
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the thing to do with a kid like that is shove the rule books in to their hands and make sure they have a good time, that way you can always have the ‘yo, what’s the representation of a cone on a grid and the resistances of a slaad?’ friend at the table.
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jfk. a bunch of people get hyped on bike racing, some of them buy bikes, a few of them stick with it, even just on the most cynical advertising and sales level promoting bike racing is -at least- a break even if not good
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stick to sports indeed
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what blind taste tests fail to take into account to account is that seeing things literally changes the way we perceive and experience food.
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the baron is blocking shipments of grain to the peasants to punish them for their delinquency in upkeep on his manor and estates
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Give me the muscle
Give me the bone
Give me your mind
Give me your soul
Give me the blood
Give me the flesh
And give me the rest
C'mon, give me the rest
Give me all the rest www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoMQ...
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you are a fleshmech with crystalline hydroxyapatite self healing endoskeletal armor piloted by a vividly hallucinating quantum state self creating LLM
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considering the fleshmechs i talk to as ‘people’ was the first step, not gonna lie
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cishet white privilege rears its head once more: i only talk -at- people
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please be aware i am sometimes a chaos agent and suggest outlandish things as satire re: swift/a modest proposal. valid disagreements are something i engage with. also: 'you don't have the good sense god gave to shit on a shoe' is another fine 'shoe' based dunk, feel free and add it to your aresenal
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'put an egg in your shoe and fuck off' was good tho.
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the 'smegma male'
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hazelnut = filbert
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read my bio and take a guess as to whether I’m serious
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Nah it’s great you focus on your breathing and your pulse and try to be even and calm it’s like dive bombing meditation
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*staring intently, waiting for you to realize*
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look, a fifty pound sack of flour is like, twenty, thirty bucks, you mix that with some good green ditch juice and you eat healthy for a month. if people want to fritter their money away on luxury diets they shouldn't complain they're broke.
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oh shit yeah
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