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political cringe brass music Alabama football

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Trump wants *two* ethnic cleansings in that region, he's just not particular about the order

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Pokémon Go To Spotify So You Can Double Check How Many Syllables Are In That Line

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"tHe tEcH iS jUsT nOt rEaDy! '

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my most Boomer opinion is that TVs are Too Damn Complicated These Days

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Southgate gettin' tarmac'd lmao

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Jake Unbeatable ain't walking through that door

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no, but their paper is clearly better

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in-and-out is Just Fine and we should stop entertaining Californians' delusions otherwise

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Google Pixel lets you set daily timers for apps

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why did they use a picture that looks like a mug shot lmao

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no, I didn't "lose the accent" when I moved to New York y'all Yankees just can't identify a Southern accent that isn't Foghorn freakin' Leghorn

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I don't think it's an accident that we had one (1) contested convention since the widespread adoption of the television and the parties have done everything in their power to make sure not to have one again

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the methodology of this poll is questionable and the numbers are marginal, but if they hold this could be significant: thehill.com/homenews/cam...

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Clarence Thomas the last 20 years: 2005 - Chevron is correct 2005-2024 - receives $4 million in secret gifts from real estate developers and polluters and other right-wingers who’ve made reversing Chevron one of their highest priorities 2024 - Chevron is wrong

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"uhhhh, but then folks will argue about whether being found criminally liable for sexual assault is the same as being criminally convicted for rape" WOW THAT SOUNDS LIKE A CONVERSATION YOU'D WANT TO HAVE IF YOU WANT TRUMP TO LOSE

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honestly, i don't think 2013 BCSNCG vs Notre Dame is gonna cut it this time. it might be a 2017 at Vanderbilt kind of night.

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like, the other guy is fucking ragged too, but a low turnout election favors Trump

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the kids are about to learn what happens if your wife grasps another man's testicles during a fight

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far more likely to say they hate Trump and will take the "I hate Trump" option in any poll regardless of how it's worded which goes to show how badly this poll was constructed

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"Trump's guilty verdict is causing him to lose a net 10 points from independents. Here's why that's bad for Biden."

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hey I wonder how he lost the Working Families Party

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I'm assuming their full knowledge of the show comes from one "best of" clip made by someone else who didn't get the show

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so the options for the general are the racist asshole or the Republican, great

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they made a reality show about the multi-week unpaid audition process they go through nuke it from orbit

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I'm assuming it's weak word play on "village idiot" with a clumsily disguised ableist slur

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well, there's the rub: he's pining for SOMEONE ELSE to do it, as is always the case with these losers

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well yeah, someone kept coming to work and knocking the dicks out of everyone's mouths

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Jeffries trying to unseat a Democratic incumbent from his own state under order from AIPAC kinda gives the game away

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he's going to cut a Trump ad from the podium of the House, it's going to be a foreign head of state saying "Biden sucks" followed by footage of bipartisan applause political malpractice, top to bottom

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🎶T-O-O-H-O-T-O🎶 🎶IT IS NOW TOO HOT TO GO🎶

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"AI is coming in 18 months" = "Trump's health care plan is two weeks away"

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"I need help resetting my password. also grass is purple and milk comes from grasshoppers."

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in his defense, his head is literally filled with rocks and people keep calling him intelligent, so it's an understandable misconception

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