Rob DenBleyker

Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 15:42 UTC

I hope all white people feel really bad today

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com [ View ] May 11, 2024 at 05:43 UTC

beautiful

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com [ View ] Mar 27, 2024 at 13:48 UTC

the economy's so bad that all the online submarine experts from last year had to become bridge experts

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com [ View ] Mar 01, 2024 at 00:09 UTC

can't hang out tonight. watching Timothee Chalomet ride a worm.

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com [ View ] Feb 25, 2024 at 17:52 UTC

me: I want you inside me Ms Frizzle (revving engine): say no more Arnold: 😱

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com [ View ] Feb 22, 2024 at 18:21 UTC

years ago we made a musical episode of the Cyanide & Happiness Show, and it's finally on YouTube!!! it's the most fun I've ever had working on C&H and I hope you all go check it out: www.youtube.com/watch?v=My1h...

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com [ View ] Feb 18, 2024 at 18:11 UTC

we found it. the first bad dog.

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com [ View ] Feb 17, 2024 at 16:52 UTC

he doesn't follow me back though. this joke is our only bond.

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com [ View ] Feb 17, 2024 at 16:52 UTC

I schedule this tweet every year, and every year he retweets me

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com [ View ] Feb 17, 2024 at 08:49 UTC

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com [ View ] Feb 17, 2024 at 03:16 UTC

😍

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com [ View ] Feb 17, 2024 at 03:11 UTC

yes... YES....

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com [ View ] Feb 17, 2024 at 03:09 UTC

nobody posts boobs on Bluesky anymore

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com [ View ] Feb 17, 2024 at 02:57 UTC

I'm confident that after AI ruins the Internet, a great Logging Off will occur, within the next 5 years. conversations will be the new DMs. a few beers in the park will be the new Discord channels. book clubs will replace pornography (this part of the prediction I'm less sure of)

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com [ View ] Feb 17, 2024 at 02:51 UTC

selfies are like this from now on. let's see em

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com [ View ] Feb 13, 2024 at 03:48 UTC

go away

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com [ View ] Feb 13, 2024 at 03:47 UTC

a 3 piece suit and no underwear 😗

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com [ View ] Feb 13, 2024 at 03:44 UTC

what are you wearing 😘

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com [ View ] Feb 13, 2024 at 03:43 UTC

bluesky doesn't even have DMs we have to hit on each other publicly, it's embarrassing

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 21:37 UTC

have you checked dirt prices lately tho

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 21:34 UTC

we went from "stop eating avocados" to "stop eating"

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 04:03 UTC

they mined it, but the elves created the armor

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 02:35 UTC

mithril shirt was a good choice. crafted by the Elves. more valuable than the Shire itself.

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com [ View ] Feb 11, 2024 at 19:51 UTC

Oh man that's a lot of people. now I feel too anxious to post.

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com [ View ] Feb 11, 2024 at 15:15 UTC

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com [ View ] Feb 10, 2024 at 22:15 UTC

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com [ View ] Feb 10, 2024 at 22:14 UTC

glad I got the hater vaccine

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com [ View ] Feb 10, 2024 at 20:45 UTC

official US covid policy summed up

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com [ View ] Feb 10, 2024 at 16:30 UTC

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com [ View ] Feb 09, 2024 at 16:33 UTC

it's cool that the presidential race has moved on from such boring topics as "policy" and is now about which candidate has the least holes in their brain.

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com [ View ] Feb 09, 2024 at 16:07 UTC

For All Mankind is the funniest show on TV, give me five more decades of Joel Kinnaman aging

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com [ View ] Feb 08, 2024 at 20:26 UTC

take me down to fart city, where the grass is brown and air smells shitty

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com [ View ] Feb 08, 2024 at 00:36 UTC

interesting, you claim to be anti-monarchy, but I searched your posts and you frequently tell queens to "slay" and kings to "go off"? 🤔

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com [ View ] Feb 06, 2024 at 18:48 UTC

WHEW... barely deleted all my nudes off Bluesky before the site went public. that was a close call.

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com [ View ] Feb 06, 2024 at 18:38 UTC

this is good content how do you plan to monetize

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com [ View ] Feb 06, 2024 at 17:50 UTC

exclusive photo of the figure that appeared in Tim Cook's dreams 7 years ago, and dared him to change the world

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com [ View ] Feb 06, 2024 at 17:48 UTC

thanks for recapping my recap

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com [ View ] Feb 06, 2024 at 17:46 UTC

taylor swift is the first girl to play in the superbowl, Apple invented a phone you wear on your face, it rained in California and everyone died follow me for more news recaps

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com [ View ] Feb 06, 2024 at 14:23 UTC

it's all over. bluesky is ruined.

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com [ View ] Feb 06, 2024 at 14:22 UTC

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com [ View ] Feb 05, 2024 at 20:10 UTC

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com [ View ] Feb 05, 2024 at 16:40 UTC

DOCTOR: The great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, he'll cheer you right up. INSURANCE COMPANY: most we can cover is a 10 minute telehealth call with Ronald McDonald

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com [ View ] Feb 05, 2024 at 16:38 UTC

I am going to invent alcohol for children

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com [ View ] Feb 01, 2024 at 17:36 UTC

Apple really expects me to surf the Internet with a device that has 4 cameras pointed at my hands

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com [ View ] Jan 30, 2024 at 14:25 UTC

but doctor, I can't read

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com [ View ] Jan 30, 2024 at 14:17 UTC

this sums up the current twitter experience, for those wondering

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com [ View ] Jan 21, 2024 at 21:11 UTC

desantis: I am dropping out and endorsing Donald J Trump for President! trump: Widdle "Poo pants" Rod Desantis is crying and crawling back to Florida (like a baby)!!! He loves losing and pooping his pants, and his wife is ugly. desantis: yeah

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com [ View ] Jan 14, 2024 at 16:20 UTC

the temperature is 11 degrees and my chihuahua keeps asking me (in perfect english) to "shoot him with a gun"

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com [ View ] Jan 07, 2024 at 20:29 UTC

blarp

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com [ View ] Jan 05, 2024 at 00:26 UTC

look yes, I'm on the epstein list, but you need to understand I just really love islands. love there to be water in all directions. ISLANDS ARE AMAZING. i've been to all of them, actually. skull island. coney island. pen island. the little island where the natives throw spears at you.

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