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Mr Roger Quimbly
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If the Daily Mail doesn't like this country it should fuck off back to where it came from.
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Fridge magnate
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Mr Roger Quimbly
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If the Daily Mail doesn't like this country it should fuck off back to where it came from.
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Mr Roger Quimbly
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The first thing you see when they open the car boot.
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Mr Roger Quimbly
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Apparently it’s intermittent fasting, not intermittent farting. Apologies to everyone in this sandwich shop.
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Mr Roger Quimbly
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Pretty pleased with my first election as campaign adviser to the Conservative Party.
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Mr Roger Quimbly
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Keir Starmer’s secret weapon.
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Mr Roger Quimbly
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Thank fuck.
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Mr Roger Quimbly
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It’s pure filth.
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Mr Roger Quimbly
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I know, I know…
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Mr Roger Quimbly
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Never mind Nigel Farage demanding an apology from the BBC, I think we should all demand an apology for THIS
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Mr Roger Quimbly
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Scientists isolate Tory gene.
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Mr Roger Quimbly
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I’m beginning to regret calling this Uber.
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Mr Roger Quimbly
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“Allow me to introduce myself. I’m the arsonist who burnt your house down. I’d now like to sell you some petrol and a box of matches. And some magic beans.”
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Mr Roger Quimbly
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“Are we the Reform candidates?”
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Mr Roger Quimbly
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I think Just Stop Oil did this too
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Mr Roger Quimbly
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The Scream (Edvard Munch 1893)
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Mr Roger Quimbly
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Impress people with your savoir faire and sophistication by saying “I’ve soiled myself” rather than “I’ve shit myself.”
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Mr Roger Quimbly
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Stop the votes
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Mr Roger Quimbly
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Pretty pleased to announce that I am taking over as Rishi Sunak’s PR adviser.
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Mr Roger Quimbly
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Unflushable.
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Mr Roger Quimbly
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First a rigged election, now a rigged trial. Donald Trump is SO unlucky.
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Mr Roger Quimbly
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This is surely the final nail in Donald Trump’s coffin. A coffin made entirely of nails.
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Mr Roger Quimbly
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Me, doing my National Service.
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Mr Roger Quimbly
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A James Cleverly implies the existence of a James Stupidly. Oh wait, they’re the same person.
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Mr Roger Quimbly
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“Don’t you think he looks wet?”
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Mr Roger Quimbly
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“Labour doesn’t have a plan” says man who hadn’t checked the weather forecast.
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Mr Roger Quimbly
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Please stop spreading this portrait of my beloved wife, Regina Quimbly. She doesn’t like it.
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Mr Roger Quimbly
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Social media is great if you enjoy seeing the opinions of people who like wanging on about how much they don’t like the new episodes of Doctor Who. Fascinating.
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Mr Roger Quimbly
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Apparently he swallowed a wingback chair.
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Mr Roger Quimbly
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Time to call an exorcist.
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Mr Roger Quimbly
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Wolverine is looking like shit these days.
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Mr Roger Quimbly
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Saw someone on social media say they hated something that I like and now it’s made me reconsider my entire worldview.
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Mr Roger Quimbly
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If that was an alien chestburster egg in his hand it would finally explain everything.
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Mr Roger Quimbly
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The confession is that he married the dog.
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Mr Roger Quimbly
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Sighs matter.
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Mr Roger Quimbly
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Oh, you will, I assure you.
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Mr Roger Quimbly
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You’ll get it in the end.
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Mr Roger Quimbly
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With pleasure.
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Mr Roger Quimbly
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That represents a contract.
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Mr Roger Quimbly
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I could murder one. (Merde-r. Very clever French pun. You’re welcome)
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Mr Roger Quimbly
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Pretty pleased with my design for the new England football kit.
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Mr Roger Quimbly
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The new James Bond finally revealed.
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Mr Roger Quimbly
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Rhyming slang: Nigel Farage
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Mr Roger Quimbly
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Pretty pleased with my first day as the royal photographer.
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Mr Roger Quimbly
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Nobody mentions the elephant in the room, but what I want to know is how the fuck did an enormous elephant get into the room in the first place? Did they take the roof off and use a crane? Magic? Teleportation? The mainstream media are suspiciously quiet. Makes you think.
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Mr Roger Quimbly
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Pretty pleased with my first day as organiser and scriptwriter for the Glasgow Willy Wonka Experience.
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Mr Roger Quimbly
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My tailor enjoys a challenge.
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Mr Roger Quimbly
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Getting some interesting emails these days
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Mr Roger Quimbly
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People who say they know where the bodies are buried clearly don’t know that we’ve all heard of cemeteries. Idiots.
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Mr Roger Quimbly
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Just tried to polish a turd. I'm now covered in turd.
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Mr Roger Quimbly
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“I’ve got a few of these in my cabinet”
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