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booper of snoots. 🏇 calling Dom-Dom a jabroni is apparently my whole personality now. 🤼 i lost on Jeopardy!, then i didn't, then i did. ❓ denizen of the interstices. 💖💜💙 your nu-metal trash dream boy, only older. 🏳️‍⚧️ (they/he)


rowan ward 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar rowan ward 🏳️‍⚧️ @rogueclown.bsky.social
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man, seeing MJF beat Ospreay next week is gonna rule 🤼

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calling Timeless Toni the "Excellence of Elocution", i see what you did there 🤼

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Joe Hendry was the worst kept secret but he still popped me 🤼

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nothing sounds less imposing than an "Andre Chase University-sized ass whooping" 🤼

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Page and Spears teaming up could get interesting given that Spears basically gave Page the title 🤼

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absolutely loved that The Don got his second fall by just spinebuster, done, nice and clean. 🤼

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Lexis King's hair-band ass getting mad at Eddy Thorpe playing the EDM during the breaks is the first funny thing Lexis King has done in NXT. 🤼

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tbh, there really needs to be a way to denote jabroni (complimentary) and jabroni (derogatory). like, to denote fun heel heat versus go-away heat. like...Dom-Dom is a jabroni (complimentary). Lexis King is a jabroni (derogatory). 🤼

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alright, time for the Don to whoop Lexis King's jabroni ass. 🤼

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Ethan Page is so patently silly. i'm going to absolutely love his reign. 🤼

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...maybe that was too mean. but...so much delulu, so little time

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the longer this season of Love Island goes on, the more i want so many of them to go step on a lego

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pleeeeeeeeeeease let this be when Rhea realises once and for all that she's far too good for that jabroni Dom-Dom. 🤼

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And if that's not a good enough reason for you, every time you do this you tell your local fat people not to come on down to your democratic party or DSA or anarchist or whatever meeting and help out

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good point, given the proliferation of Into Mischiefs and Curlins!

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yeah - and him being eliminated so quickly in the battle royal wad like...he HAS to be coming back.

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Casa Creed is one of my favourites, and i'm bummed he had to retire. i do hope he gets a shot at a stallion career, though. he's been a top-class horse for so long, he's exactly the kind of horse i want to see with a real shot to pass that on. 🏇

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In overseas ads for Charmin, Mr. Whipple went by his European name, Penstemon Whipple-anus.

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done watching Heatwave and now it's time for Love Island. from drama to more drama.

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ummmm...was that last frame of Heatwave a teaser? please be a teaser. 🤣🤼

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i am officially sold on Ethan Page as a hilarious shitheel. 🤼

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five Pop Roxen. FIVE. omg. 🤼

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love that Kelani retained 🤩🤼

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Kelani/Sol is basically battle gymnastics and i'm here for it. 🤼

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bummed Wes lost but definitely expected it. maybe he can go after Trick's belt now. 🤼

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watching Wes Lee keep reversing on Oba Femi is giving me so much life 🤼

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everything about Oba Femi's character is just badass, except for that little dancy swagger on the way to the ring. that was just hilarious. 🤼

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Bosses and landlords should both be required to provide at least two references.

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going from WWE to Johnny Bananas talking about Love Island is just perfect. give me all the draaaaaaaaama

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MITB post-show is over. usually i don't watch Love Island Aftersun but i have been promised 🍌🍌 so let's fucking go

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okay if no one shout outs Chelsea Green at the end of the night then everyone fails 🤼

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okay, MITB ruled but i am also freaking jazzed about NXT tomorrow too. as much as i love main roster? i am such an NXT - head and i am just as jazzed for this. 🤼

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teeeeeeefs and also snooooooooooot 🤩

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Tiffy proclaiming she's gonna snuggle the briefcase 🤣🤣🤼

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omg i am so excited about Tiffy/Trish 🤼

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i don't follow basketball but there's no way Bronny is THAT much of a jabroni 🤣🤣🤼

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we're gonna score! 🤣

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yup...it may have taken longer than i dreamed, but shorter than i thought.

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OH HELL YES. i thought Solo pinning Cody was hardcore rowan fantasy booking BUT OMG IT HAPPENED 🤼

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alas not, but a boy can dream 🤼

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pleeeeeeeeeease let Cody tag in just in time to get rocked, pinned, done. 🤼

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i feel so weird being so into Tribal Chief Solo given what a Roman stan i am but also? turns turns out i stan hard for Solo too. this inevitable match is gonna tear me apart 🤼

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Jacob Fatu kicking ass in the name of Solo Sikoa puts such a smile on my face 🤼

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okay now time for the Bloodline to beat some ass, and for Solo to pin Cody. 😊🤼

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we are definitely on opposite sides here. that a song i listened to for years before even knowing it was a wrestling theme (since i wasn't watching at the time) and i just think it rules as a song. 🤼

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OH HELL YES SOLO SIKOA TIME 🤩🤩🤼

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TIFFY IN THE BANK 🤣

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i keep reminding myself that they did that last year too, i got nervous for Iyo, and she did the thing

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TIFFY TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME

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