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feels good to be postin again man // I only dogsit the dog in my pic, his name is Banjo and he has tremendous inertia

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It was all there for on fleek, for those four months. And if you look, with the right kind of eyes, you can almost see the high-water mark—that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back.

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Stare decisis shmare shmemisis, I’m working for tips here!

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Rays! That’s what Mickey Rooney in this poster was reminding me of.

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Someone needs a copyitor

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As a campaign slogan that would fuckin slap tho

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I literally don’t get what your dunk here is supposed to be. Not voting is mathematically equivalent to not voting? No shit?

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Soooooo… canceling each other out. Mathematically zero.

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To use the Rothism, an utterly replacement-level pud

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Er, fraud rather

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Tbh I’m okay with not getting a shitload of regular people canned for the C-suite’s negligence

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also saying the senile yet conniving head of the Biden Crime Mob who only stops touching kids to stab Israel in the back has not evoked a completely berzerk loathing and associated kitchen-sink smear campaign among the Republican faithful is certainly a take

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If you’re gonna believe in a god, it should be one you can address with “first of all, what the fuck”

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Destroy all robots, praise the human soul

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lol I just thought there was a community of people who either truly loved virtual grass or were doing the closest to “420 fat doinks blaze it” the message system would allow

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Unlike say, diagnosing millions of ailments from a single drop of blood. Or creating a cryptocurrency used by everyone on earth. Or getting 300 million subscribers for a newspaper. Or colonizing Mars.

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Ghoulish dystopias only slightly leavened by how the understanding of technology is on the level of asking the fairies

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“It’s the tops, Jeeves, it really is! The bally future! You ask the device something and quick as lightning it tells you exactly what you want!” Jeeves’ face was a mask straight from the tomb of that Tooting Common lad. “Indeed, sir.”

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They keep it in the same vault as the real 100% effective doesn’t-rewrite-your-DNA covid vaccine.

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I’m Horny Jon Arbuckle and I’m horny for Freeing Palestine and also my wife

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The doctors looking for the bullet:

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Teen ET runnin with a bad crowd

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Meedhupparu-rah she’s my baby

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Better idea. I reported you for spam. copy pasta ass bitch

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Never doubt that horniness can change the world. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has.

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And are still very much perceived as fighting by their partisans

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one of the many hobbyhorses of a dead blogger I read used to read was how the US took being an ocean away while Europe’s entire manufacturing base was bombed flat as God’s seal of approval

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Can anyone tell how ironic it is just by looking

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I will bet you one thousand dollars this shit will never work

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Using my extremely limited art skills to do a punk sticker of a crossed torch and pitchfork with FUCK AI / FUCK CRYPTO / PAY REAL PEOPLE REAL MONEY TO MAKE REAL SHIT

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The AI has interesting hallucinations at least. These dorks take eight LSD tabs and envision 12% returns and misremembered freshman philosophy concepts.

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I think most people can grasp the difference between not letting cops kick your ass because they think you’re walking furtive and declining to prosecute a guy his own mother knows committed assault, because they’re not fucking stupid.

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Your Vice Is A Locked Room And Only I Have The Key doesn’t look very good but I respect multiple-clause titles

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Somebody’s been checking out the Giallo section on Tubi

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He’s on video, how fuckin high is that burden?

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I’m not really a hockey guy (I do think how it’s cool these folks are objectively the best at doing this in a world where it feels like most people being rewarded are total puds, the only take dorkier than being a sportsball guy) but the city is popping off this evening and it’s nice.

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Finding I am increasingly just a full-on Frankenstein Destroyer. Killing AI researchers should be a misdemeanour.

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It fucking rules that even simple human learning is being undermined by these numbnuts. Hostis humani generis.

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Same but they’re masc and disaster to the half-elf’s femme

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The darkest kegel trick is nutting in your own face?

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much like guns cars make going off cliffs (or running into someone else) much easier and much more destructive

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