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Druidic-War pantheist and Combat Fauna emanator.


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Everything about it is to set you up for that rush. Even the music is perfectly timed to 5 and 10 minute games. I played it so much. I was like top 20 or something on the leaderboards back on PS3.

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I've never used NGL and I'm surprised to learn an anonymous inbox app is actually completely evil. www.engadget.com/ngl-becomes-...

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Game Players was the best but I am happy to say I never made it my personality!

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It is legit one of my favourite games ever.

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The dream of a handheld version of Pac-Man Championship Edition DX+ is made real. The phone version doesn't count.

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Game developers in the 90s upon being introduced to 3D games and the flexibility of being able to manipulate existing models instead of needing to draw new sprite assets: lol wouldn't it be funny if we put a secret mode in the game where everyone's head is big now

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Eviscerating

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If not the copy of Step Aside Pops I got from a little free library last year, what will big free libraries put on their shelves????

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The world is a beautiful place

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The American box art is the one that's closer to the aesthetic of the game. Rygar was never chibi.

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This is insane! These people are insane! It's ok to give books away!

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I don't know about that one. I'm talking about Slade Sohmer.

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It's is, we're getting a Jersey Mike's soon

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I like it here

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Once I realized that I hadn't seen someone post in a few months so I looked them up to see if anything happened and whoops! They got caught for being a huge monstrous pedophile

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Driving in Toronto may be impossible, but that's ok, because public transit is also trash.

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The developer commentary on the first game left me with the impression that anything even the first game game ever had to say was completely by accident.

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Most protein bars don't have actual sugar in them. Or if they do it's like one gram.

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I'm Holden from Catcher in the Rye except I'm hyperfixated on Peanut Butter the dog for being a phony.

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They left a giant monitor some place in the middle of nowhere. Like I could have gone to Canada Computers and bought it and carried it home and it would have been more convenient than having it supposedly delivered.

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I also wanted them to just leave it at a FedEx pickup spot but they said there isn't one near me, so where are they planning to leave it when they leave me a slip without trying to deliver it?

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God, FedEx is the woooorrrsssttt. The amount of effort I had to go through to get them to add a buzzer number to my delivery instructions, not that it matters, because it's like fucking Zeno's Paradox over there. Coming by end of day today every day forever and ever.

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Why does the mask cover his entire face, including his lips, but still have a mouth hole

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This is what happens when you live your life being bombarded with propaganda from all sides at all moments. (In Russia and on Twitter.)

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The next time the Pride Parade is stopped by some supposedly left leaning group, I'm going to start stabbing people.

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honestly hate that every time there's an industry bad actor, lists of "works by marginalized authors to support instead" start circulating like it's a moral obligation to be done out of guilt, & it's crickets every other day of the year. my art is not to be taken in as a reactionary measure

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(Specifically, we never got Atlantis no Nazo on NES.)

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Lots of games. Mystery of Atlantis/Altantis no Nazo is a classic in Japan but we never got it. Japan gets Urban Champion, Golf, DK Jr. Math, and Mach Rider, but they also got Go, Mahjong, and Famicom Mukashibanashi: Shin Onigashima (both disks). They already had Atlantis no Nazo.

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Now maybe everyone will stop fucking tagging Neil Gaiman for attention.

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You're going to hurt yourself stretching that far

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If I see one more article called "*random thing*: A Review" I'm going to delete the entire internet.

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Every Android phone I've ever used items voicemail when you hold 1

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My hot take that will get me cancelled is that Peanut Butter is about 1% as impressive as those chickens that play tic tac toe at county fairs and stuff. He has no idea what he's doing.

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If I played Spider-Man in several movies, every shirt I owned would have Spider-Man on it.

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This guy on SGDQ just said pronounced "aka" (as in, "also known as,") like a word. He said "akka." I would literally kill myself.

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It's such a weird feeling. It's not like Mark Trail was ever unironically good or anything, so I can't care that much, but nuMark is atrocious!

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Here we go. I played this one on Switch recently and it rules.

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It's also criminal that they didn't release the VB one on 3DS.

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Reading some of last week's Marvel comics. I'm really digging the Blood Hunt event. I think a lot of people don't realize that Marvel fixed the way they do crossover events years ago. Most of the tie-ins are one-shots and miniseries'. The ongoings that are tie-ins all feel like they belong there.

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Toronto's Pride festival happens right under my balcony and it's always a little sad when it's over, so it's nice that Summer Games Done Quick starts today.

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Kandy Zyanide, Annee Maywong, Miss Gimhuay, and Pangina Heals <3

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Oh, there to two right now. Get it, girls

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There are always naked people at Pride but I haven't seen any naked trans people in a few years and I don't know why.

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"At least I have a face, bitch"

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