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RubberMatt@rubbermatt.bsky.social |
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50 year old cancer survivor. Pro EU, Remain voting socialist. Brexiteers & MAGAts blocked on sight. No f**ks given.
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RubberMatt
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Why is it increasingly feeling like the epilogue of the final season of the Tories was written by Robert Rankin? I'm just waiting for Badenoch to reveal that she takes her advice from the talking sprout in her head.
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RubberMatt
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Reality TV? Rees Mogg & reality aren't even in shouting distance.
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Truss would be stuck in the toilets, having been unable to find the sole exit.
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Don't worry, there's still time for Southgate to pull defeat from the jaws of victory.
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They're collectively having a mental breakdown at the prospect of having to write about actual governing happening instead of culture wars bullshit.
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RubberMatt
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We're looking for something smaller than any particle ever discovered before. We need the Large Hadron Collider for this.
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RubberMatt
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Handbags at ten paces.
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Enough of them jump ship & Lib Dems become the opposition, sinking the Tories into obscurity.
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Before you knew it we were knee deep in dog muck, thieving kids and crusty jugglers.
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No.
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I've got some fake plastic laurels, left over from an ancient school play, will they do? Bit tatty though.
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RubberMatt
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What about atheist vampires? (asking for a friend)
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They had one guy registered who apparently lives in Gibraltar, so yeah, something smells fishy.
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They get £20k per MP & £42 per 200 votes received. With Reform coming 2nd place in a lot of constituencies that adds up to a lot of taxpayers money.
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Should get automatically dumped from the Lords now that he no longer holds the job he was ennobled for.
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Can she outlast a brussels sprout? Let's find out *starts timer*
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I mean Sunak isn't bright enough to come in out of the rain, but this??? This is taking careful aim and blowing both feet off with a double barrel 12 bore. The frothy boomers that vote Reform won't accept her, she's absolutely banjoed her career.
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I admit to being slightly shell-shocked at how rapidly things have changed. New PM met the King on Friday, within twelve hours has assembled most of the Cabinet, in four days they've accomplished more than the previous gov did in 18 months. Talk about hit the ground running.
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It was a cathartic experience.
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Wondering how the results would differ if all the postal votes had actually gone out, & ID certificates had been issued in time. Still haven't received mine, luckily I found my expired passport whilst looking for a missing book.
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Fabricant will do whatever that bizarre looking alien brain parasite on his head tells him.
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Block Reform as much as possible, get the Tories out, no more of their grift and corruption. Spread the word to as many as I could, can't vote for who you want? Check the tactical votes sites, check swapmyvote and make a difference.
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Oh, that's Whitesnake. Unmistakable.
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They'll have to sit in shifts.
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I know right? I keep having these whammy moments, like oh shit Liz Truss is an unemployable bum. The smarter ones stood down at the election & arranged cushy jobs well in advance. The ones that just lost their seats ere going to find all the good jobs are gone 😆
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"Don't you think Rishi look tired?"
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Last ones in have to sit on the floor.
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Did the same thing, voted LD on their behalf, they voted Labour on my behalf. Tag team tactical voting, slamming the Tories from the top rope.
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It'll be cancelled due to poor viewing figures before the first season is halfway through.
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It's going to take a couple of decades to fix everything the Tories broke and meet the join criteria. It'll take a decade at least just to clean up the environmental disaster.
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The right wing know only how to destroy, not how to build.
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It's looking like the Reform Party might have put up lots of fake candidates in the general election
Some of their pictures look AI generated
If true, what crime even is this? Some kind of electoral crime, surely some kind of fraud
Farage owns 8/15 shares in the party
bylinetimes.com/2024/07/03/r...
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Bitter about having the public money spigot turned off, & no more subsidised food & booze. Useless fucker never did anything for us in Yeovil so he can get in the bin.
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May they be doomed to float forever in their little boat of turd. Well, until the microplastics dissolve it.
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I'd just managed to stop laughing with glee and you've just set me off again.
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Not just circling the pan, they are well down the U-bend and heading out to sea.
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Meeeoooowww. Kind of a cross between Micelle Pfeiffer & Bruce Timm Catwoman. She's a very bad girl, she's not just rendered that way.
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Don't worry, this is one of those cases where AI is actually useful, should be fairly straightforward to substitute in an actual actor in place of that lump of gurning wood.
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Or coked up. Good old Lettuce Liz, may we never see her ilk again.
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I'd sworn off xitter, but that was worthy of an insult.
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Damn it, that map is misleading. Did a little checking & Sherborne is in West Dorset. Confusing, because at local level I had to hold a North Dorset taxi license before the re-zoning. Still, Chris Loder is on the dole queue now and that makes me happy.
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Originally from Sherborne, the post-lockdown Londonite infestation priced us locals out of our hometown. So now I live in Yeovil East. The leaflets were the first time anyone's seen his face, he's made so little impression. "Recognise him Tom?" "No, but his face makes me want to punch him."
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You should have seen the utter crap in his campaign leaflets, trying to take credit for anything good that's happened. Boiled my piss, more than happy to vote GTTO.
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Holy shit, I just noticed North Dorset went Lib Dem. I was born in Sherborne, that place is as blue rinse brigade as it gets .... whooo.
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Short little guy with big ears, played one of the Ewoks in Return of the Jedi.
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Yep, and now he's got the team together they're going to close the Hellmouth beneath No 10.
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Well I voted against him on Thursday so good riddance to bad rubbish. Get a real job, Fysh, you odious little turd.
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He's got to get the Cabinet all officially sworn in before he can order an airstrike.
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He didn't like Truss or Sunak. A cat of impeccable taste.
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That's the Tory way.
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