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Old bankruptcy law guy in Missouri. Probably should be working. @WendellSherk on that dying bird app.


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Good to know what Putin thinks.

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They aren't wrong. Blaming victims reduced the chance they would seek help and control the spread. We had people harranging Sen Danforth at town halls, demanding gays be sent to camps "for their own good" back then. (To his credit, Danforth was horrified.) Those days were wretched.

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This is my 35th year in practice and sometimez I feel every minute of it when I walk up to the Eagleton in St Louis. Arguing with lawyers younger than my license is annoying. Especially in those rare times when they are right. You can't outlive me AND be right. Ya gotta pick one.

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He's fighting to be noticed in our state among a host of MAGA madness in the Capitol. Only a crushing electoral defeat will change anything and this is...unlikely.

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There was a day in living memory when the Mo AG office was a well-run professional operation. The AGs were politicuans but they let the professionals do the job of representing the State. But in the last decade or so, it has become this horror show of theatric foolishness.

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Always felt conflicted. I 'grew up' until my teens in the South but we lived in a city populated with Yankees who moved there for space jobs (incl my dad). Only about half the folks I knew had the accent. So I was from the South but not of it.

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They are counting on the usual mob of conservative rurals who rally round the aristos to protect them from the guillotine. That may not work in Paris but in the Vendee... Red hats are the new Catholic and Royal Army.

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We have failed to learn what every troll on the Net knows - mockery has power. The legal profession needs to remember ridiculous arguments do not deserve to be respected. And those who make them do not respect the law and deserve nothing but ridicule in turn. Certsinly not Ivy professorships.

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My baby boy being "attacked" by his chocy lab friend and doggy day camp.

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Also, almost every sitting prez has a crappy first debate. Something about actually having a day job. Obama was a sure loser after his first debate vs Romney.

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Or they just leave in the pick one choices from their form PC statements: "And there upon I [smelled the strong odor of alcohol] [saw the bag of white powder in open view][did hear the defendant spontaneously state that he had (fill in elements of crime here)]."

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Poor guy is scared to death.

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The constant drumbeat of MAGA attacks on the 'liberal' MSM shouldn't impact them at all but here we are...Editors, across the spectrum, whimpering 'don't @ me! We'll do glowing reports for you, we swear...!"

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They pulled similar crap in 1992 in bankruptcy (Dewsnup) where the majority said Congress couldn't have meant to upset historical BK practice just bc the words of the statute did so. A young Scalia dissented vigorously. Today the Children of Scalia Locknerize all day long.

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...that have made the news.

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I read a lot of state consumer collection suits and, boy howdy, spelling and grammar are certainly not priorities...

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This is what happens when the Money Guys get tired of having to pay for fake science to show benzene is really good for you and just want "Fck You" as a priciple of jurisprudence. But also doing away with Chevron gives them fake science belt-n-suspenders.

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Would it help if SCOTUS reversed 6 years later while they left the poison in? Because that seems almost as horrible.

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"Generally applicable" is literally "the law bars the rich and poor alike from sleeping under bridges..."

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This is why Fauci and Hotez would not go on Rogan to debate RFK on vaccines. If you cannot just lie your face off, laughing all the way, then it's often just a stupid performance art gig.

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Which is weird bc he can just lie. His core will laugh. GOP voters will grind teeth but vote for him anyway. Suburban voters will say "He was confident!"

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Look, any rational businessman does not pay until the job is done. Especially when it's a part-timer federal employee.

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They've moved on to saying we're all going to drop dead any day now. I feel like that's gonna mutate into a strain of wish-fulfillment violence for some when it never happens.

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Not if you have to live there.

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Just wait until you try to cancel a gym membership.

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So actual experimentation and torture for prisoners is on the agenda bc these nerds couldn't get dates in high school? JFC.

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SCOTUS concludes that you cannot buy your way to bankruptcy discharge protection unless you qctually file bankruptcy or the creditors consent to such a deal.

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My dad was at Shortridge HS with Vonnegut but a bit younger, my uncle was in classes with Kurt. Apparently he was always a few degrees off center but hints of genius too, even before the war. I read Vonnegut at my dad's funeral, he said everything so well.

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Need a nice lady to feed you Cheetos...

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[Steps backwards slowly...]

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Right? Bolivia AND Brazil giving us lessons in defending democracy ought to be weird, disconcerting...like John Gotti teaching ethics at NYU. But here we are.

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You mean he finally claimed HIS chair while you were out of town? Justice!

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Bill wasn't a big crypto guy though, right? He's just...uh, lonely.

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Some very smart people are being very stupid in the face of wish-fulfilling their teen fantasies of never having to deal with, talk to, or f*ck anyone except their computer.

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Being a peaceable Scot was just not an option for a long, long time really. An ornery lot, you Scotsmen!

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Mine abandoned their farm in Switzerland to get on a boat to avoid being beheaded for being the wrong variety of fundamentalist christians. And then many fled to Canada bc they wouldn't take (revolutionary) oaths here. We ran away bravely and often. And welcome the persecuted.

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So this will be back in vogue when pregnancy test results are logged by your State so your fetal servitude can begin, Handmaiden.

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I'm sure that sample can easily be obtained on Farmer's Only when CPAC is in town.

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Smartmatoc is still coming for 'em, accusing them of deleting evidence, per NBC report.

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I doubt it is. That was the attitude of my prep school in the 80s about two-a-days. And things don't change in some places.

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Did you throw a beer bottle at the spider from the couch, like A Man?

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HBO/MAX has the "From the Earth to the Moon" series hosted by Tom Hanks, produced by Ron Howard. You might run that for your GF that ought to impress her as well. It is awesome.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/From_th...

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As the child of someone who worked on the space program, it does depress me that folks don't know much beyond "One Small Step..."

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It was bad enough for you the first trip in, whatcha need to draw that back in?

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But they'll get several minimum wage maintenance job out of it and big campaign contributions. Win-win.

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The insanity of trying to find a common history of that era when you had Boston merchants, Pennsylvania Quakers and Georgia backwoodsmen all to consider...is an effort to more or less ignore a central part of our constitutional mish-mash, the crazy diversity of the colonists.

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