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Athlete's Foot Demon

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Online store selling items for everyday household needs


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do NOT betray me bro

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bad news: hawk tuah is trump's vp pick

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this was one of the most reliable ways of property damage in high school parking lots, but I don't know if it'll have any effect on elon's folly (physical manifestation one, not the other website)

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does anyone know what a piece of bologna or salami on a cybertruck will do in the sun? just have some ideas i'd like to look into more,

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they're trying to make the damn garbage dump woke!!!

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The Haters must be Made to Suffer

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yes it hurt and heaven fucking sucked!

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i have unfortunately unleashed a time demon.

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i would make a good patsy. maybe a great one.

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i wore my buc-ee's dad cap into wally's and they executed me behind the store?

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a few of well-placed irl jump scares coupled with extremely loud "BOO!"-s could solve america's two biggest problems instantly

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i don't know why i have to keep telling you this, but i'm in my pot pie era. i don't want a "hot dog," whatever that is. stop asking

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what do we think rfk jr.'s manchurian candidate trigger word/item is and who do we think is the target? sound off in the comments

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tonsil stones are human ambergris

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i will vote for anyone i don't fuckin care. alternatively, i will not vote for anyone i don't fuckin care. just kidding i care about everything ahha

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nothing is dire!

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i am OBSESSED with being alive.

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gavrilo princip instagram gavrilo princip instagram gavrilo princip tiktok youtube gavrilo princip

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NaNoWriMo's lost ALL the credibility they definitely had.

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> doomer shit is unamerican hello, america calling. sorry you're wrong. doomer shit the most american thing. do as much doomer shit as you want. doesn't matter, won't move the needle, who cares. hope this helps some of you. if it doesn't, well fuck off i guess

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and the food of the year award goes to...

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bathos man, here,

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i like logos a lot

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I have invented Air Conditioning.

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i'm just looking for my fren- *running man collar goes off*

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i can say with some authority that the lab leak scenario is nonsense. i actually did leak from that lab and i still have contacts there

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it's like we're playing a game, of whacking mole

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i searched for harbor freight on the menards website and my computer shut down

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imagining a world where the friendly greeting is "magoog bitch" and the response is "magoog on these"

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first, only, and final person on this web sight to post "denture drill bit"

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Meatpullers LLC

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i'm playing on the hottest new online platform - it's NOT just a game - MinerBlocks!!! and it's using ALL the power of my gpu to engineer new bioweapons!!!

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President John Biden is in DEEP shit!!!

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my democussy gettin turned OUT!!!!

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A Joyous Brutality

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i do not "turn on" do-not-disturb, i AM do-not-disturb

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they're gonna drop hillary in like fartman at the 1992 mtv music awards

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Theseus's SHIT!!!

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(to the tune of Club Nouveau's 1987 cover of "Lean on Me") we be coggin! we be coggin!

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the speed of light exists because if it didn't you could see stuff that hasn't happened yet. can't have that.

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The Diet Of Worms Misunderstander

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i will never be "-pilled"

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maybe the endemic fatalism of the current moment is due in part to every single human being with a thought in their head living through an event that should have caused drastic societal changes, possibly even civilizational shifts & instead we just didn't do any of that? missed opportunity. i dunno.

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"it is what it is." no it isn't. shut the fuck up.

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there is a moment if you've gotten your ass beat a few times where if you don't have the epiphany "this person only understands violence" it's not gonna ever happen and you end up like this dickhead

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aggression does, in fact, solve things that are only solvable via aggression - coincidentally, things such as the nazi problem!

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wunst,

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typing out "are you familiar with authorial intent, you fucking moron?" in a comments section reply about metal band t-shirts, backspacing all of it, typing "aight, have a good one then," pressing post and going outside

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