R.W.W. Greene (He/him)

e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.io [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 16:55 UTC

please be sure to play the national anthem at least once today

youtu.be/VYOjWnS4cMY

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R.W.W. Greene (He/him) @rwwgreene.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 17:56 UTC

Modern days, pal. It needs to be "Rebel Moon" or nothing.

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R.W.W. Greene (He/him) @rwwgreene.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 13:13 UTC

Very similar.

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R.W.W. Greene (He/him) @rwwgreene.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 13:03 UTC

Digging the hair.

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R.W.W. Greene (He/him) @rwwgreene.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 13:02 UTC

It also gives you someone to blame for your shitty life. "I'm awesome, but XYZ have been keeping me down!"

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R.W.W. Greene (He/him) @rwwgreene.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 16:57 UTC

I bet it flipped itself over, right? It's a feature that happens when you put it in Park and open the driver's-side door while whistling in satisfaction. Amazing!

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R.W.W. Greene (He/him) @rwwgreene.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 15:12 UTC

It's all a matter of proportion. When you were fifteen, something twenty years past happened more than a lifetime ago. Now it happened when you were in your thirties, less than half YOUR lifetime ago. Something that happened five years ago might as well be last week.

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R.W.W. Greene (He/him) @rwwgreene.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 20:05 UTC

Ahem, paging @rjbarker.bsky.social.

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R.W.W. Greene (He/him) @rwwgreene.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 17:34 UTC

Jays are so pretty.

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R.W.W. Greene (He/him) @rwwgreene.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 14:47 UTC

Kid got the command structure right.

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R.W.W. Greene (He/him) @rwwgreene.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 21:31 UTC

I guess every post is going to be a re-post until after the election. Or, Hell, maybe longer.

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R.W.W. Greene (He/him) @rwwgreene.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 21:31 UTC

I used to call the George W era the 'Stupid Years.' Ya know, our time in the desert wandering while the old people died out and left the young standing and ready for the promised land. Little did I know.

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R.W.W. Greene (He/him) @rwwgreene.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 14:32 UTC

Considering the lack of critical-thinking skills in the world today, you probably just killed someone.

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R.W.W. Greene (He/him) @rwwgreene.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 16:48 UTC

I can never post here again, because there is no way to keep this at the top of my profile.

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R.W.W. Greene (He/him) @rwwgreene.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 13:58 UTC

Psst. Don't tell anyone, but I run ALL my shit through this before releasing it to the public. Even this sun-graced, ill-considered post.

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R.W.W. Greene (He/him) @rwwgreene.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 20:46 UTC

It's hard out there for a prodigy.

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R.W.W. Greene (He/him) @rwwgreene.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 18:50 UTC

The ways of the Force are mysterious indeed.

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R.W.W. Greene (He/him) @rwwgreene.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 17:51 UTC

I hope Rey Skywalker introduces 'cognitive therapy' to that galaxy far, far away.

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R.W.W. Greene (He/him) @rwwgreene.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 13:36 UTC

End of story.

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R.W.W. Greene (He/him) @rwwgreene.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 17:25 UTC

Dot your 'i's and cross your 't's if you are writing by hand. Otherwise, they are hard to tell apart.

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R.W.W. Greene (He/him) @rwwgreene.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 17:23 UTC

Has Zig Zag Claybourne heard about this? Space is one of the many, many places the man lives.

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R.W.W. Greene (He/him) @rwwgreene.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 17:22 UTC

Brock Turner is bound to swim for America at some point. Maybe we can get Kyle Rittenhouse on the shooting team.

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R.W.W. Greene (He/him) @rwwgreene.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 17:16 UTC

Here's a great article on blueberry raking in Maine. I worked many a season in the fields when I was a kid.

www.smithsonianmag.com/science-natu...

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R.W.W. Greene (He/him) @rwwgreene.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 13:51 UTC

You should follow her on Substack.

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R.W.W. Greene (He/him) @rwwgreene.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 13:50 UTC

Victorian-era wallpaper is so ... Victorian. Maybe he's eaten by '70s-era 'wood' paneling instead.

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R.W.W. Greene (He/him) @rwwgreene.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 13:03 UTC

It's here!

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R.W.W. Greene (He/him) @rwwgreene.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 19:20 UTC

Give them a source that is absolutely wrong and call them on it if they accept it.

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R.W.W. Greene (He/him) @rwwgreene.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 13:56 UTC

they're

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R.W.W. Greene (He/him) @rwwgreene.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 13:27 UTC

I'm surprised their not calling them "updates" and "patches."

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R.W.W. Greene (He/him) @rwwgreene.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 13:23 UTC

Coming. Your. Way. In. Six. Teen. Hours!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGzT...

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R.W.W. Greene (He/him) @rwwgreene.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 15:07 UTC

"Fuck that noise." He lifted his vape pen to his mouth. The smell of bubblegum filled the air. "I said 'fuck it'."

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R.W.W. Greene (He/him) @rwwgreene.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 14:22 UTC

Asbestos is so damned Woke now! I remember when you could fling it around, eat it, spread it on toast.... Now it's like, "Oh, no, asbestos!" And don't get me fucking started on cigarettes.

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R.W.W. Greene (He/him) @rwwgreene.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 13:19 UTC

@llygodenfawrdur.bsky.social Thanks so much for the repost and shout out the other day!

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R.W.W. Greene (He/him) @rwwgreene.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 13:18 UTC

@kateforrest.bsky.social Thanks so much for the re-post the other day!

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R.W.W. Greene (He/him) @rwwgreene.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 12:32 UTC

Just in case you were wondering: "Has a very different feel than the previous book, and rarely went where I was expecting. But I loved where it ended up, read it in 2 days." - Amazon Review

Wherever fine books are sold. #sciencefiction

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R.W.W. Greene (He/him) @rwwgreene.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 13:14 UTC

I had an editor once -- boss at a small newspaper -- who said DWIs are not a matter of 'if' but 'when.'

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