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"NOT PIZZA" sounds like the type of thing someone hosting a surprise pizza party would write on a pizza box
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"NOT PIZZA" sounds like the type of thing someone hosting a surprise pizza party would write on a pizza box
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Because real Americans sacrifice every day for the furniture, and future, of their children
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At my NYT orientation we were going around the room saying our favorite sandwich, as an icebreaker. I blurted out bacon cheeseburger The HR manager running the orientation gave me a stern look and said "We don't eat bacon, because of woke" and then everyone snapped in agreement
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I hope a judge is independent and fair minded when writing regulations about complicated matters well beyond his expertise, and not some moron who was elected/appointed because of his hyper-partisan bias
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I made a web page on a local file that's prominent in my bookmarks. It consists of buttons with labels such as "Router Username" and "Router Password" Clicking the button copies what it says to the clipboard There's 2FA on that stuff, so if someone manages to hack in and try them I'll get an alert
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"911 emergency, we're unable to take your call today as we observe the sabbath. If you leave a message at the tone, we'll get back to you Monday morning"
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A second Kristi Noem social media account has been deleted
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They server during "good behaviour" so I say they should be required to do something considered bad behaviour if they want to resign
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The filibuster was still a thing for SCOTUS nominees back then, are you saying 12 out of 52 GOP Senators would have let Garland get to a vote?
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This is what they took from you
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There's 35% of voters that will vote for Trump/GOP no matter what, they don't matter in any calculation. The favorables for those two among the rest is pretty damn high, and that's what it would take for a replacement to win No, they wouldn't do it and neither would the handful of others like them
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Yeah, the primaries are done, it's too late to make a change
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At this point, it would take someone universally liked with high name recognition - Oprah and Michelle Obama spring to mind Then you need Biden and Harris to not just step aside, but get 100% behind the change
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The A stands for "A man named Stephen A. Smith"
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Worse than a 7-2 court is Alito and Thomas being replaced by 40-something Alito and Thomas
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Just took a look at the accounts they're following, half appear to be nothing accounts "We're a credible news service account that follows accounts with no other followers, that follow nobody, has never posted, and doesn't have a profile, let alone a profile pic"
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He was choked to death by the rope and pulley system he designed for other people to lift him out of bed, but he was better known for inventing leaded gasoline and the shit that tore a hole in the ozone...
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If west coast teams can host games that start after 10 pm eastern time, east coast teams should be allowed to retaliate by hosting games that start before 9 am western time
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Get a smart plug for that thing
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I always measure transfer rates in nibbles per kermit Your 100 Mb/s is my 21.6 Giganibbles/kermit
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Remake of Bob Dylan's Hurricane, except every verse ends with someone being told not to forget that they are whiiiiiiiite 🎵 The judge told the jury go deliberate in your suits, 🎵 Remember that all of you have Caucasian rooooooooooots
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CNN had a legal analyst* on last month making the "illegal to shout fire in a crowded theater" argument *divorce attorney who was a contestant on The Apprentice
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Lawsuit stretches the legal definition of material support to include repeating propaganda and being members of a mutual admiration society, likely to be dismissed on 1st Amendment grounds
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Tried to make an omelette and quickly ran out of room for the eggs Looks like it's a chicken potato broccoli pepper mash for dinner
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Steve Scalise, after being shot by a nutjob with an AR-15, continued his support of unlimited gun rights for nutjobs A couple dozen first graders were murdered at Sandy Hook, and the response was "it's too soon to take action" until the next school shooting, when it was too soon again
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The twist is that the serial killer has multiple personality disorder - he is also his daughter, the pop start, and all the cops that are trying to capture him
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When there was only one giant 6-toed footprint in the sand, that was when I slumbered you
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So they voted to send a letter to Merrick Garland requesting that he file criminal contempt charges against himself? Good luck with that one
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Archive dot is has it
archive.is/iHZR3
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"I will eliminate the national debt on day 1 by ordering the federal reserve to mint $40 trillion is Bitcoin"
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I remember that, it's the last time I laughed at something involving Kathy Griffin
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He secured the election? The one that he hasn't shut up about being stolen/rigged/etc for the last 3½+ years? Or does he mean a different election?
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Calling the pots and pans "seasoned" instead of cleaning them
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Before cooking a frozen pizza - while it's still in the plastic - I crack it a couple times against the edge of the counter No need to dirty up a pizza cutter, you don't have to bake the whole thing if you only want part, and you can save heat/electricity if you have a small toaster oven
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There's a gif (properly pronounced "Jeff") of it
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GNU stands for "GNU's Not Unix"
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I find it heartwarming that her 2-fingered close relative could find love with a 2-fingered man
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spam = Stupid People's Annoying Mail slop = Systemic Learning Output Prattle?
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Yeah, he told the cops he regularly provided "overwatch" for the parking lot, due to some non-specific past crimes there He's one of those gun nuts who dream of being the good guy with a gun who saves the day, and it led to him doing the exact opposite
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That's a very inarticulate description of what happened He pushed one teen to the ground and stood over him, pointing his gun at the kid. He then shot a different teen, while still standing over the first teen
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A sign of a highly successful marriage; you've synced up your clapping to turn off the lights at bedtime
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There has to be more than 10,000 Americans with a cousin named Michael Anderson, and I'm betting at least half a dozen of them are about to be targeted by harassment campaigns
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I have my phone number saved in my email contacts, and occasionally email myself a text with reminders
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I'm picturing this, except with fridge magnets that completely disable the vehicle and traps them inside
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I first read that as "head-related illness" and it made much more sense
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There's 17, that's the real illusion
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Found all 16
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I'm betting @gregdoucette.bsky.social might have some leads for you, he's run/boosted charity drives in that general area
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Swamp The Vote Repeal The Vote Lock The Swamp True The Steal Stop Her Up
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