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Just had this and it was excellent. Thanks for the rec

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Tonight, at least, the boy is in awe of his old man

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From today…

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Reverently to my son: “She’s the polycule fighter we need, not the one we deserve” My wife: [jots something down in that journal of hers again, it’s probably not important]

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At the bar where they filmed the “We Landed on the Moon!” Scene in Dumb and Dumber

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Doing Estes Park things. Mostly hoping the children make it out of the hedge maze

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You don’t know how it feels (to kill a forehand winner in the corner, and never will)

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On one hand no grass stains on blacks, but that low front porch is just inviting weedeater-flung rocks

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Just heard their Let’s Dance from yesterday’s show in NY on Sirius this afternoon and it goes, like the above mentioned and also Sledgehammer and also Burning Down the House

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Sorry, can’t hear you over Dylan’s Stuck In the Middle With You blasting from these Harmon Kardons

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10 y.o.: [Discussing time zones] 6 y.o.: I don’t know what that means 10 y.o: that means your IQ is like 7 6 y.o.: I don’t know what *that* means

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Catching sunset at the Konza Prairie just south of Manhattan KS

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Also saw this envelope last night. No word on if he had travel companions

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KC we are in you

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Nobody should ever go to St. Louis but if you do and need tire work visit the fine folks at TireChoice Auto Service Center in St. Charles

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I’m pretty sure getting stuck in St Louis was the plot of both Judgment Night and Trespass and will not be looking into this further

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The lesson, of course, is to avoid St Louis at all costs

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Hmmm flat tire outside St Louis potentially jeopardizing (for us) fireworks at Kaufman Stadium tonight. Let’s see if Walmart can repair or has our size

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I love driving cross country because I stop for gas and see a couple rough looking dudes talking about Mt Dew varieties like Paul Giamatti in Sideways and then I think “haha Kentucky” but really *those dudes* are everywhere and these dudes were really polite actually and people are good, generally

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“People Who Call Me Doomers” by @BiggestDoomerOnHere

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This spot is one of my faves of the weird fast food genre because my mom, normally a sane person, was so bothered she *wrote a letter to Hardee’s to complain* not about fat shaming but about what she considered to be terrible ad strategy.

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Frame from a non-musical film with a great soundtrack.

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Ambitious family road trip begins tomorrow: STL, KC, Pikes Peak Cog Railway, Denver, Estes Park/ RMNatl Park, Dinosaur Natl Monument, Grand Teton, Yellowstone, Devils Tower, Deadwood, Rushmore, Badlands, and then 3 days of GTF home mode. I’m giddy.

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This is the way

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Make a band bready Flourgarden Drivin’ ‘n Ryein’ Smashing Pumpernickel

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Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Gurt Gacharach

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Or hey yeah that’s the 5th, just thought I’d restate your joke for you, but wrongly, NPF. Nap time.

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Also the 4th. But they always think they can talk their way out of it.

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Went to take a picture of the eerily empty southbound connector and by chance I think I’ve seent a president

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2/2 - I called his mom up and said we (former roommates) wanted to send him a card congratulating him on his internship and for his address. Then I (carefully) dumped the bucket in a big ass padded envelope and mailed it all back to him.

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What’s the pettiest thing you’ve done that you are proudest of doing? In college I had a summer roommate who had some minor skin surgery. When he left in July for a DC internship we found a plastic bucket of pus covers gauze and bandaids not thrown out but that he just left in our utility closet 1/

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My 10 y.o. dropped the reverse uno card on me the other day in response to some routine parent/kid thing. I was powerless.

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Classic roommate shit. Glad to see some things don’t change.

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You’re crazy for this one, “poop” [sic].

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My newborn son on my breast, I carefully lift the oaken lid then pull back the fine silk to reveal my grandfather’s Stanley cup. “One day,” goes the oath, like my father’s before me, “this will be yours.” The silence is broken by Jaymysyn’s knowing cry as a single tear falls from my cheek to his.

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Couldn’t be me just now realizing, from this meme of all things, the intent of those bottle top rings now

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Funny name

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Going through some inherited books

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Me when this pops up in MI:8 ballroom scene

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who keeps giving him guns??

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I’ve had a beard since my eldest was a baby. Since then I’ve been clean shaven once during early COVID and the unanimous disapproval of the wife and kids from that is still a running joke* here *my feelings are still hurt but they don’t care

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Oh fuck of all the posts that make me feel old this is the one that will finally turn me to a pillar of dust

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Test the Stiffies for Him and the Stiffies for Her at the same time and report back

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Here to bear witness to this film being right in the sweet spot for up to 45 year olds. Gimme a double feature of that plos Not Another Teen Movie any day

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Probably for the best. You’d never get out of that cycle

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Q: Do you give him a Thanks! email? Follow up Q: do you then receive a You’re Welcome! email at the start of each of his shifts?

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Walked outside to see my lawn had been aerated which is nice until you realize you haven’t ordered that particular service from anyone.

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