Sam Lowry

Sam Lowry @samlowrymoi.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 16:30 UTC

and he's backed by the pro-life party of family values...

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Sam Lowry @samlowrymoi.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 02:27 UTC

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Sam Lowry @samlowrymoi.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 16:09 UTC

Since I was a kid sports betting and scalping have both been made legal and both have been ruinous.

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Sam Lowry @samlowrymoi.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 14:27 UTC

I can't really say it's a good personality analysis tool. But more of a specific "I would eat the O'reilly Auto Parts candy mood" that may not be one that is always on the surface. Kind of a confluence of not being a great day (mood-wise), low on energy, and having wiper blades to install.

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Sam Lowry @samlowrymoi.bsky.social [ View ] May 26, 2024 at 18:34 UTC

I decided that last year after it seemed like energy service gave themselves two price hikes that piracy is just kind of fine by me now.

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Sam Lowry @samlowrymoi.bsky.social [ View ] May 11, 2024 at 20:22 UTC

The panels fit together better and if they managed to drive it to that spot then this version is better on more challenging terrains.

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Sam Lowry @samlowrymoi.bsky.social [ View ] May 08, 2024 at 14:12 UTC

That's what happens when a Nazi enters the fray. Everyone, even shithead grifters, look just a little bit better.

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Sam Lowry @samlowrymoi.bsky.social [ View ] May 07, 2024 at 14:14 UTC

The Republicans are getting older without as many young people to cycle in. Keeping the next generation dumb is a surefire way to make more Republicans.

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Sam Lowry @samlowrymoi.bsky.social [ View ] May 06, 2024 at 00:13 UTC

The time difference is 13 hours, so he put in what, 5 hours? Congrats Elon, I’m sure he posted plenty of “!” In response to libs of TikTok in that time

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Sam Lowry @samlowrymoi.bsky.social [ View ] May 06, 2024 at 00:10 UTC

I will never understand leaving tabs open as a way of bookmarking. But I hit 40 last year so I guess I’m just old.

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Sam Lowry @samlowrymoi.bsky.social [ View ] May 05, 2024 at 01:56 UTC

But Elon Musk said they were free.

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Sam Lowry @samlowrymoi.bsky.social [ View ] May 02, 2024 at 19:07 UTC

I've given them my bank account information and I'll be rolling in those refunds any day now, you just wait.

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Sam Lowry @samlowrymoi.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 29, 2024 at 18:26 UTC

When I want an expert on edgy comedy I will always go to Jerry Seinfeld.

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Sam Lowry @samlowrymoi.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 17:27 UTC

It's because it's incredibly overpriced. People aren't buying the $3000 Apple products by the ton. They're buying their phones, watches, laptops, and tablets, all of which are priced about what the competition is in those segments.

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Sam Lowry @samlowrymoi.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 17:06 UTC

A 3 year lease for houses in "elite high school districts" is like the scumbag venture capital version of packaging hot dog buns.

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Sam Lowry @samlowrymoi.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 19, 2024 at 03:38 UTC

I'm not a character from the movie Brazil, I'm actually a real person 😞

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Sam Lowry @samlowrymoi.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 17, 2024 at 12:52 UTC

Also vaguely Cincinnati here, the map is solid.

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Sam Lowry @samlowrymoi.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 17, 2024 at 05:44 UTC

That looks flatter and less lumpy than the road I took to a trailhead a few years back in Virginia with my Mazda 3.

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Sam Lowry @samlowrymoi.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 17, 2024 at 05:39 UTC

I caught a ban there a few years ago for making fun of Jack Posobiec's infidelity in his replies.

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Sam Lowry @samlowrymoi.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 17, 2024 at 05:25 UTC

All being Ohio is acceptable, the sooner half the rest of the country realizes it the better. Also the Dakotas merging should have happened already. If the Cincinnati metro area has more people than two whole states then it's time to merge. Dropped that hot Ohio reference because you're all Ohio

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Sam Lowry @samlowrymoi.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 16, 2024 at 17:25 UTC

She also "faces criticism" from people who don't listen to NPR.

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Sam Lowry @samlowrymoi.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 15, 2024 at 23:11 UTC

Maybe a paywall will be what this site needs for a big shot in the arm.

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Sam Lowry @samlowrymoi.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 15, 2024 at 15:55 UTC

Buy the dip, no not that one. Really, I wonder if there will be an oddly timed surge in buying from some wealthy people around the time Trump's shares vest.

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Sam Lowry @samlowrymoi.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 15, 2024 at 15:52 UTC

I think it's pretty simple with people like Tate and the others. Keeping these men screwed up is good for business.

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Sam Lowry @samlowrymoi.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 15, 2024 at 14:44 UTC

Listen commies, you only get two: A multibillion dollar bonus for the online troll CEO, working accelerator pedals in your $100k truck, or thousands of people able to make rent and buy food. It's a tough decision.

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Sam Lowry @samlowrymoi.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 15, 2024 at 01:54 UTC

The right wing brain trust doesn't seem to know that men still have to sign up for the selective service.

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Sam Lowry @samlowrymoi.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 00:46 UTC

Mainstream media is dead, X is where the real ones get their news. /s

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Sam Lowry @samlowrymoi.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 13, 2024 at 17:42 UTC

They made a jumpsuit a separate as well.

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Sam Lowry @samlowrymoi.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 13, 2024 at 17:38 UTC

It's not even using AI for anything difficult. If you need a chatbot to ask a woman where she wants to eat, you're gonna have problems on that date.

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Sam Lowry @samlowrymoi.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 13, 2024 at 17:37 UTC

I scooped up those supporter packs on Deep Rock Galactic as a sort of tip. Friends and I got a lot of fuck around time in that game.

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Sam Lowry @samlowrymoi.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 13, 2024 at 17:35 UTC

The hard part about dating isn't the bit where you message someone and get a date set up. It's getting past that first date. Fucking ChatGPT isn't going to stop you from getting ghosted after shelling out $200+ for food and wine at a nice restaurant.

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Sam Lowry @samlowrymoi.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 13, 2024 at 17:28 UTC

When I buy something on Itch I always add a little on top, because they're mostly small things made by a small amount of people and they're getting it directly. The multibillion dollar company can afford to pay more out of their own pockets.

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Sam Lowry @samlowrymoi.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 13, 2024 at 05:06 UTC

I miss small pickup trucks. The little cheap 2003 Ford Ranger I used to drive could at least store one whole bicycle.

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Sam Lowry @samlowrymoi.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 13, 2024 at 04:57 UTC

I heard the loud screaming vocals from that movies soundtrack come from that picture, so this checks out.

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Sam Lowry @samlowrymoi.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 13, 2024 at 04:53 UTC

Either I'm a walking buzzkill and the drugs and sex stops when I go to the library, or these people are doofuses who think libraries are socialism or something.

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Sam Lowry @samlowrymoi.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 13, 2024 at 04:45 UTC

They get creepy and really start honing in on minutiae. I've seen them have fits over her small chin dimple, prominent chin overall, and slightly crooked nose. Stuff normal people aren't going to notice, because who cares.

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Sam Lowry @samlowrymoi.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 13, 2024 at 04:40 UTC

He just wants freedom from a government that tells him you can't work people 6 days a week at 12 hour shifts.

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Sam Lowry @samlowrymoi.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 13, 2024 at 04:37 UTC

The radiation party doesn't stop when you get to Mars either.

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Sam Lowry @samlowrymoi.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 12, 2024 at 14:07 UTC

I'm glad you posted this here instead of Twitter. We don't want Musk to be discouraged and not move himself to Mars. He can have the shitty radioactive toxic ball of dust.

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Sam Lowry @samlowrymoi.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 12, 2024 at 14:04 UTC

I remember my parents waking me up to see it, I was also 10 years old and didn't really care, but I was allowed to be up late then so I didn't complain. Eastern time zone here

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Sam Lowry @samlowrymoi.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 11, 2024 at 16:08 UTC

The powerful ones didn't actually want it. They liked to campaign on it and the moderates assumed it would never happen so they could vote for lower taxes without the cultural baggage. Then it happens and the GOP becomes a harder sell to moderates.

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Sam Lowry @samlowrymoi.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 09, 2024 at 17:59 UTC

Might be time for them to get an issue on the ballot in the next year or two.

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Sam Lowry @samlowrymoi.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 09, 2024 at 17:56 UTC

I feel like at some point it became a shorthand for "likes anime"

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Sam Lowry @samlowrymoi.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 08, 2024 at 22:51 UTC

It turns out Richmond, IN has a decent view of the sky

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Sam Lowry @samlowrymoi.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 06, 2024 at 02:44 UTC

The Reds lost tonight, but that wasn’t a half bad game. Apart from Elly watching the pitches sail past without doing anything about it

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Sam Lowry @samlowrymoi.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 05, 2024 at 12:01 UTC

Sounding a lot like the nft bros telling me about how micro transactions on the blockchain are good actually. I don’t want ai to make something just for me. I like it when artists create something I didn’t expect but like.

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