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I'm sorry but this is Tek-Knight.

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I watched You Hurt My Feelings tonight again but this time with my wife. I would love to see Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Michaela Watkns do a million movies together.

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I figured out the Biden campaign slogan: BIDEN 2024: AMERICA CALLS A TIME OUT

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Your flag decal won't get you into heaven but this might.

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What if we paused Biden discourse for the weekend? It'll still be there on monday.

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The Inside Out characters in my head.

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Rosen still commands a substantial polling lead in Nevada where Biden is down less than he is in Texas - what even are polls?

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First inauguration speech to begin with "Well well well...."

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Good point

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George Saunders is -- AFAIK -- unproblematic. Maybe we should get people to read Love Letter? The 2020 short story that imagines a project 2025 world?

www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

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My vision of his presidency is a daily queue of sneering shitheels asking him for "permission" to do unspeakable things and him not even looking up from TV, just waving them off with a disinterested "yeah, yeah, knock yourself out."

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I kept trying, assuming I was missing something everyone else saw

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It may. The “mainstream media” is giving him 100% cover for some reason.

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Why do you hate us? What have we done to you?

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Any time I think I've been clever about a poliics I have to remind myself it took me a long time to figure out that the "47" in "Agenda 47" was because trump would be 47th president and not that they tried and ditched 46 options.

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Seeing trump lie about project 2025 and "adjust" his public facing stance on abortion both imply that he's not as confident in his lead as he sometimes claims. If he truly believed he was up in the polls he would hit the gas not pump the brakes.

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This saturday-ass friday.

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The cheapest copium one can find on the street is the abc forecast model.

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There's no such thing as an interesing wordle score and there never was, but this is a work of art Wordle 1,112 6/6 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Nicole Holofcener's You Hurt My Feelings is so fucking good. I can't remember the last time I saw a comedy for and about adults that was that funny. More like this please.

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I have to admit that as the target demo hearing Shakedown, Neutron Dance and the iconic theme music absolutely worked on me. Pavlovian.

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The editing, cinematography and action choreography definitely felt throwback in a good way. Eddie is Eddie, not as much fun as Dolemite a few years ago but he's engaged and charming. The plot is just what it is. It never mattered in those films and it doesn't matter here.

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The beverly hills cop movie is fine! It's impressive how well they captured the 80's aesthetic in all departments. The final shootout in a mansion with packets of cocaine periodically exploding when shot was perfect.

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Please, the boys, I am begging you to stop trying to shock me.

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Same cover but a maga branded straight jacket

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I’m i my car waiting to pick up my teenaged daughter from a cosplay convention. Happy 4th of July!

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Listening to the Biden interview with earl Ingram and he makes a pretty compelling case for what he’s done for black Americans

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“so Joe who did you come up with, who are your guys?” - the inevitable WTF interview

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The good news is my wife is from England and she's had a so we can move there with her without too much legal hassle should we so choose.

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I only watched about 30 min of Beverly Hills cop 4 but they certainly got the "Eddie Murphy drives around smiling and laughing at local landmarks and eccentrics while opening credits roll" sequence down. Almost as good as The Golden Child.

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Give me a supercut of people losing their shit and beating up a payphone with the receiver.

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"There are three reasons why people buy our phones! Do you know what they are?!!" "um... i don't know." "THEY! FUCKING! WORK!!"

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This is Glenn Howerton's Glengarry Glen Ross. The "I want 'em gone!" speech is his "third prize is you're fired" moment.

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Glenn Howerton is really great in this.

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I've paused Blackberry and am posting a half time review because i suck. This is a good movie. It's not moneyball or margin call but it's a good version of this kind of movie. That said I can kind of sense the cuts that are in the mini-series.

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Jesus what's the "gist" of the message?

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as a guy with horseshoe male pattern baldness I'm very conscious of movies where a haired actor has been shaved to represent a member of my community. Usually it feels insulting (you could hire one of us!) but Glenn Howerton is pulling it off in Blackberry.

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I cna't believe we're going to lose it all because of the weird rich perv who used to call the howard stern snow.

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The post debate situation has been such a shitshow even in the qanon weirdos aren’t accusing it of being a weird secret scheme

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Honestly whatever is going on with Biden the democrats lack of message consistency is fucking clown show time

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Looking at the $5 meal at McDonald’s and realizing that was probably considered a lot of food when the chain opened up.

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Sucks being more intellectually honest than the opposition but here we are.

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If Joe doesn't make a big deal calling out the fascism of “We are in the process of the second American Revolution, which will remain bloodless if the left allows it to be," every time he speaks from now on I will lose my mind.

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We would have heard about it if he flubbed a line or said something weird, tho!

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I still think “top ten Biden accomplishments trump will take credit for” is a good article idea

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One thing I do believe is that IF biden wins, 2028 will be MUCH easier for the democrats than 2016, 2020 or 2024.

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How can we not make fun of something called a Chip Butty? It's a hilarious name, up there with spotted dick.

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Mike Nesmith has a song on the first album and a shared credit on another with Carole King so they trusted him from the get-go.

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I guess I'm victim of the narrative because despite spending an embarrassing amount of my life online I have no idea that Biden has been in front of a camera other than the SCOTUS statement. I get shown trump clips & updates unbidden 24/7 but I have to search out Biden.

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