Sam Shadow

@samshadow.bsky.social

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Sam Shadow @samshadow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:57 UTC

I always knew there was a reason I never liked Azealia Banks. All her dumb homophobic shit. I'm not surprised she's a MAGAT.

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Sam Shadow @samshadow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 07:50 UTC

Marijuana Cigarette is a beautiful name for a girl

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Sam Shadow @samshadow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 06:38 UTC

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfRz...

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Sam Shadow @samshadow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 06:40 UTC

I'm glad the vanilla girl rejected me. The universe was probably steering both of us in the right direction.

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Sam Shadow @samshadow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 10:48 UTC

I need to come up with a better graffiti tag to practice with

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Sam Shadow @samshadow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 07:11 UTC

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Sam Shadow @samshadow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 04:40 UTC

🥔 🐶

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Sam Shadow @samshadow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 04:38 UTC

Don't be a hater potater, dog

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Sam Shadow @samshadow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 11:19 UTC

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Sam Shadow @samshadow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 11:18 UTC

They must get acid reflux too 🤷‍♀️

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Sam Shadow @samshadow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 05:28 UTC

The other day sugar ants came after my Pepto Bismol.

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Sam Shadow @samshadow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:42 UTC

Gotta smoke a bowl, gotta eat cereal.... or whatever it was Rebecca Black said.

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Sam Shadow @samshadow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 10:05 UTC

I use this to commit gay crimes.

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Sam Shadow @samshadow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 10:00 UTC

Oh hell yeah. Good find !

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jeffzwarren @jeffzwarren.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 09:56 UTC

youtu.be/7DXD1HBaLX0?...

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Sam Shadow @samshadow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 03:02 UTC

I covered my face in lotion and now I smell like a pina colada

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Sam Shadow @samshadow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 01:03 UTC

🙏 🌈

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Sam Shadow @samshadow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 23:48 UTC

I love my ghost Boo Bucket so much 👻 🍟

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Sam Shadow @samshadow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 09:15 UTC

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Sam Shadow @samshadow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 06:45 UTC

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Sam Shadow @samshadow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 05:15 UTC

Doctors are saying I have a rich content of fagnesium in my bloodstream

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Sam Shadow @samshadow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 20:16 UTC

Hearing Google say “AI is ok because it can make a cat playing guitar” makes the shitty Google Fi - Corporate Memphis commercials look good by comparison.

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Sam Shadow @samshadow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 19:40 UTC

I would be too 😭

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Sam Shadow @samshadow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 09:36 UTC

I actually love Sprite Cranberry. But this is terrible. I’m trying to force myself to like it ;w;

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Sam Shadow @samshadow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 09:32 UTC

Spiced Coca Cola tastes like the cough medicine my Mom use to give me as a kid 🙁

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Sam Shadow @samshadow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 09:08 UTC

Mandela Catalogue vol. 5 was the scariest Rankin Bass cartoon I’ve ever seen.

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Sam Shadow @samshadow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 12:19 UTC

Cheese and rice Moony !

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Sam Shadow @samshadow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 06:58 UTC

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZ2l...

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Sam Shadow @samshadow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 03:44 UTC

*in really gay voice* Ooh I like Triscuits, them things is good.

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Sam Shadow @samshadow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 03:43 UTC

I use to think those packs of Lance peanut butter/cheese crackers were a healthy snack. But theres 200 calories in that MF 🙃

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Sam Shadow @samshadow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 14:10 UTC

I still get ID-ed at the store ☺️

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Sam Shadow @samshadow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 04:42 UTC

Please draw a picture of Brianne doing this 🍦

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Fidel Destro @fideldestro.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 18:11 UTC

Non-artists always want to talk about talent, while artists always want to talk about practice.

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Sam Shadow @samshadow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 03:13 UTC

I won’t tell anyone I swear 🤫

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Sam Shadow @samshadow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 03:10 UTC

Aaaa thank you Elena ! 👻 🩷

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Sam Shadow @samshadow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 03:08 UTC

Thank you Zvrra 🥰 🎂

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Sam Shadow @samshadow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 02:29 UTC

Today is my birthday 🎂 🩷 🎊

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Sam Shadow @samshadow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 01:31 UTC

Piss Ant is a fun word to say 🐜

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Sam Shadow @samshadow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 17:47 UTC

Won’t you come out and play with me ?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=LvdL...

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Sam Shadow @samshadow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 11:18 UTC

Czech films are among some of the best I’ve seen

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Sam Shadow @samshadow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 10:44 UTC

Super Gem Fighter Mini Mix is an awesome game if you’re into Capcom and chibi art. The sprites are very cute and it’s a hoot to play.

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Sam Shadow @samshadow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 17:27 UTC

Two things I’ve learned from reading William S. Burroughs is that 1. You don’t always have to state the characters names whenever you post a paragraph of dialogue. 2. Run on sentences are ok, fuck your English teacher.

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Sam Shadow @samshadow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 07:54 UTC

If you drive a Ford Super Duty you have a really tiny dick.

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Sam Shadow @samshadow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 00:06 UTC

I can't believe my birthday is in 8 more days, holy shit lol 🎂

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Sam Shadow @samshadow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 22:55 UTC

Shadow Project - "Hall of Mirrors"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=12Zv...

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Sam Shadow @samshadow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 19:47 UTC

Don't even trip dog 🐶

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McFlurry @fleurb75.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 04:01 UTC

Morning.

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Sam Shadow @samshadow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 22:27 UTC

"If you're so very entertaining Then why are you on your own tonight? If you're so very good looking Why do you sleep alone tonight? I know, 'cause tonight is just like any other night.."

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Sam Shadow @samshadow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 22:18 UTC

"It's so easy to laugh, It's so easy to hate, It takes strength to be gentle and kind."

www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6o1...

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Sam Shadow @samshadow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 20:18 UTC

This picture is so enchanting, like something out of a fairytale ✨

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