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Sam, back on my bullshit
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Oooh, one of my favorite pastimes 💖🔥
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He/him. Old enough to know better, young enough to be a bad influence anyway. West Virginia Hillbilly by birth, currently in SoCal. Discord: samwise3417 IG: samwise42_ 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🩷💜💙
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Sam, back on my bullshit
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Oooh, one of my favorite pastimes 💖🔥
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I love the hoodie daddy shorts he’s got on there 🔥🔥🔥
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Safe from lips, definitely. Whole person disposal services, maybe not.
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I’m just gonna say this would be the perfect shirt for myself and leave it there
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Sam, back on my bullshit
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I mean, if you’re rolling more than one die …
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Sam, back on my bullshit
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I think my d20 roll should match my sense of humor, so I’m 12
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Sam, back on my bullshit
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We’re all on the same encounter table, roll d20 to see which one you get
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Sounds like a fun Tuesday night to me …
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I mean, same and same 😂
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Sam, back on my bullshit
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Sorry for the TMI 😂😂
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Sam, back on my bullshit
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I mean, his answer would be “yes” 😂😂
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Sam, back on my bullshit
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Yep, it is known 😂😂
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Damn stagflation strikes again
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Damn, if only you had 420 XP and 69 gold …
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Aur Naur, gotta double check before I eat your expensive teeny tiny bread slices
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You know, I had a morning where I asked my phone to get directions to work so I could estimate my drive time (I was already in the car and didn’t feel like poking at the screen) and said “wow, I like this new interface, did Google Maps get an upgrade?” It was Apple Maps. 🤣
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😂😂
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Sam, back on my bullshit
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Anytime, sugar 💖 ALWAYS know your worth 💖💖
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You’re just saying that because the crumbs have gluten in them 😜😂💖
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YES 👏👏👏👏 Your time is VALUABLE and you deserve people who will RESPECT that! Plus, who’s putting you as “plan B”?? You’re absolutely Grade-A 100% pure SEXY and anybody who doesn’t see that ain’t worth your time anyway.
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Let me know if you’re ever in Southern California, we’ll go visit the best gay bar in the world 😘😘
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I’m definitely a mess 😂😂 I’ll have to take y’all’s word on the hot part tho
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Right? I love it 😂 I still say “Hello, computer!” in Scotty’s voice when my desktop takes too long to load something 😂
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Three, four … as many as can fit on the bed is fine by me 😘
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“He did a little too much LDS in the sixties”
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There’s a certain gogo dancer at the bar I go to who has one of those - you should come visit
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Damn right - I’m kinda starting to see that “my type” is just “somebody who’d be cool to get high with” 😂
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Wish I could join you 💖💖 Sleep tight, hot stuff 😘😘😘💖💖💖💖
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Hold up, I think if I could get laid as much as I wanted, I’d be able to assemble enough people that we could save the world 🤔
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Sam, back on my bullshit
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You’re only encouraging me, dear 😘😘😘
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Sam, back on my bullshit
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Well, with that kind of response, you get more selfies 😘😘😘
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Yeah. Shit like this always happens right before my birthday, because if I didn’t suffer enough I’d get too big an ego or some Calvinist bullshit
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No longer streppin’ but strappin’? 😘😘
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I’m prelubed, bring it on 🔥🔥🔥
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😘😘
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😂😂😂 I’ll have to remember that response when *I* feel like I’m crumbling to dust
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I’d snuggle you all day if you like, handsome 😘
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Couldn’t go to the bar tonight because everybody in the house has strep 🤒 May I have one (1) crumb of attention please 🥺
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At this point I’d happily take 64 🫠
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Sam, back on my bullshit
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Yeah, I don’t think I got quite as far out as you did during my dances with Death
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Just be careful of the cheese up there - I doubt the moon has refrigeration
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Sam, back on my bullshit
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There ya go. Have fun! 💖
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Hot DAMN. Is this seat taken?
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If alcohol won’t interfere with your meds, I’ve got whiskey 🥃
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💖💖💖
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💖💖💖
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😘😘😘
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You’re always welcome to DM me about it, handsome 😘😘
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Sam, back on my bullshit
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Thank you, hot stuff 😘😘
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(As long as I can say you’re handsome 😘😘)
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