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I'm a pirate of equally dubious morality and sobriety, a master of self-promotion and self-interest, I have fought a constant and losing battle with my own best tendencies while living the pirate's life.


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They must be hairy nipples

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#penis #size #studies #rankings

This video uses data from studies of 15,521 penises. The findings are very definitive. Guys overestimate the size of penises. Excellent viewing.

15,521 penises: Where does yours rank? Why does this matter?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iPm...

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Nice tan

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#UK #RunswickBay #housing #tourists

Seaside villagers in Runswick Bay say there's only 14 of them left due to 'selfish second home owners'

metro.co.uk/2024/07/05/v...

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Oh gosh. The battles in our families over Scrabble words throughout the years. Challenges. Hurt feelings. Cheating. Interesting fact. Some years back the makers of the official Scrabble dictionary removed all the objectionable words. The c word for instance. We purists were outraged.

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I loved it! Germany's lone goal was wild.

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Winona's Big Brown Beaver for the win. LOL.

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It happens to many of us constantly. BS's algorithms are broken. Appeal the ruling.

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As a good Canadian you are now obligated to apologize for that comment

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I was cheering on Germany. Good match though. Germany's lone goal was one for the ages.

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Way back in the day the BIOS would yell at you but that was eventually considered rude so the yell was replaced with a beep.

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Lovely

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It's a constant battle for many of us

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Oh damn. Wishing you a speedy recovery.

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I'm going to flip this around and say the same for old women and young men.

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Richard, you brought another smile to my face with your lovely garden

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#fireworks #July4th #disaster
Amateurs + fireworks = disaster

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIWX...

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#painting #woman #nude #AndersZorn #c1899
Reflexer by Anders Zorn, 1889

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#meme #proverb #palace #king #clown

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#WonderWoman #robot
Yeah, Wonder Woman had to face the occasional robot back in the day.

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#Batman #JillStJohn
There is no record verifying that Batman took Jill to the Batcave for some bat luvin'.

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#meme #1980s

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Need more cowbells!

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Nice

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Piranhas get a bad reputation. They like to be played with just like any other fish.

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Instead of ridiculing these people, and there are a lot of them, how about helping them out? Let's leave the sarcasm and ridicule back on X. We've all joined new social media sites and have been confused about how they work. Give them some tips like the #feeds for instance.

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#Minnesota #cats #tour #cattour
Annual cat tour brings smiles to hundreds in Wedge neighborhood
www.southwestvoices.news/posts/uptown...

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Dude must have had a real fear of birds

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I'm gonna start hanging out around power plants

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β€œIt took Beryl only 42 hours to strengthen from a tropical depression to a major hurricane, which is a Category 3 storm or higher β€” a feat accomplished only six other times in Atlantic hurricane history, and with Sept. 1 as the earliest date.”

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Had to look up the definition of spatchcocked. Learned a new cooking term.

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'A former senior Department of Defense official, who spoke on the condition of anonymity to discuss sensitive matters, said the military won’t obey illegal orders. β€œIt doesn’t matter where it comes from.”' I could absolutely see someone like General Michael Flynn carrying out any order from Trump.

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Um, the problem being the opposition party may not have enough sitting members in Congress to impeach a president.

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Said by many Australians missing limbs and faces

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The UK news media has been more thoughtful and more comprehensive in coverage of US politics for many years now.

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EV is a fraud being forced on America. It is nowhere ready to replace IC vehicles.

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Grotesque. Was the sculptor going for a gothic horror look?

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Could you imagine defragging still being necessary on these monster TB+ drives? It would take days.

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Kamala doesn't have that "gravitas" to impress me. Her performance as VP as been underwhelming. I'm also very concerned about the high turnover among her staff. That said, I'd MUCH rather have her as President than the law flouting carrot top.

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I just did a follow. I pretty much like talking or reading about anything too. Today I'm obsessed with hurricane Beryl.

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We'd hate to see you accidentally add an extra log to that pile that you didn't mean to cut

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That's Mindi from one of those adult web model sites. I won't name the site.

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