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Santiago Jones

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Currently out of the office.

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I should go to sleep but my favourite episode of Bottom is on… cannonball Taffy O’Jones.

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Straya 😍

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You don’t need the second “so good” ffs

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I’m going to the one place I can’t hear Sweet Fucking Caroline.

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We go again

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Dutch Mastered.

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Lee Dixon should get a job as an assistant anaesthetist, you know, doing the slow count back from 10 till you’re knocked out proper.

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Dutch lads, cray cray, they made the name Clarence sexy for a while.

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(This is funny as the main protagonist for Holland has thus far been Denzil Dumfries)

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Fuck my oldest of boots. You jammy bastards.

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Winner gets a chorizo up the wrong’un on Sunday.

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That’s it, talk down the Dutch midfield. Talk down Tijjani Reijnders and Xavi Simons.

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“I wonder what makes Roy Keane suddenly shave his beard off”

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Some proposed headlines after tonight’s football:- Gouda, Woulda, Shoulda: England lose narrowly after missing chances. Just Van Gogh: Calls for Southgate to quit.

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3 is lush. Which site is this please, we’re going away soon and Mrs J has been on about getting a new one.

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I miss the person I was 3 minutes ago

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meet me at the UFO McDonald's in ten minutes if u want an ass kicking

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Any other beloved Sesame Street character would be 20 points ahead.

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If you see this, post your robots. (From the olden times)

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Southgate:

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Maybe he doesn’t get out much? In which case I sympathise.

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Umbrella Academy update, my heart belongs to Klaus but Diego is my mans. It’s taken a while to get back into it (on s3 after a 2yr gap) but it’s getting really good again.

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Tomorrow game will be very much the “thumbing it in” of semis.

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Me to my husband: they wear red, they’ve got Nico Williams, there’s a chap called Rhodri, how is this not Wales? Husband (deadpan): they’re in the Semis of the Euros 💀🚑

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If Spain win the whole thing what are the chances of their captain getting tongue soup from the head of the Spanish FA this time?

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I mean fair play, GBH. But Rodri can get in the bin and Cucarella deserves it.

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If I was France I would simply: - “Pump it up to the big man” - “Use the corridor of uncertainty” - “Gerrit dans le mixeur” - “Let Giroud get the eyebrows on it”

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If I was France I would simply bring on Handsome Olly Giroud.

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He’s like a French Lee Sharpe, can play on loads of positions but isn’t consistent enough in any of them and just irritates me a bit

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Rabiot (of “Rabiot is Rabiot is Rabiot” fame) is such an odd player. What is he? What is he for?

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