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Dan (now in 3 dimensions!)

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Professional nerd, amateur comic, very amateur cryptid. Check out Alterside! linktr.ee/altersidelarp?utm_source=linktree_profile_share<sid=a18252f8-b384-45c8-b20e-0a67c51e3e25


Dan (now in 3 dimensions!)'s avatar Dan (now in 3 dimensions!) @schmoopydan.bsky.social
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Kathryn: is *this person* the voice actor? Dan: *furiously typing trying to get the information so we have everything correct* Future Dan: *having to edit out furious typing noises*

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Me: I don't want to spend 8 hours editing this episode of the podcast Also me: I'm going to edit 40 minutes of me breathing like a serial killer out of this even if it takes me 8 hours

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I don't know if I've shared this here yet because I've been so out of it. But Jests and Journeys is out now! You can only listen on Spotify for now. Let us know what you think, or just share this post for me and spread the word. It's a retrospective RPG podcast and we're playing Mass Effect!

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Lego Star Wars is always a good time, lots of variety.

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A member of the Alberta NDP did something really shitty and seeing people praise them on Facebook all the time drives me fucking nuts. I wish I could talk about it openly, but fuck them.

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If you see this, you have to post a picture from your device without explaining it.

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We need to record our episode on Noveria for a third time because of audio difficulties, if it wasn't for Kathryn thirsting over Matriarch Benezia I would just toss the episode. πŸ˜‚

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I just learned the word compersion and I'm very happy to have learned it.

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See also: why you should actually do the research and vote for school board. The people who end up on boards have immense power over the lives of children. The far right knows that education can reshape a whole society. You should see that too!

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I've been on a major Jurassic Park kick lately and bought Jurassic World Evolution 2 when it was on sale. Last night I was like "LINDSEY COME HERE I'M RELEASING MY FIRST APATOSAUR" and I've been fucking beaming playing this.

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As an education advocate I feel like it's my job to fight for schools to not force kids to learn the Cadillac ranch dance in gym class. This has gone on long enough

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Weapons grade rage baiting

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Dr Disrespect seems like the type of dude who would make a tiktok of him drinking a non alcoholic beer at the park and trying to pass it off as a regular beer to piss people off. He also seems like a pedophile

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Hey, I have an update coming out soon, so now is a good time to sign up for my newsletter! You get a free short story β˜ΊοΈπŸ’—

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It took less than a week for Nenshi to reveal himself as an oilfield shill and I'm sad he didn't even wait like 2 weeks.

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It's easy to fall in a rabbit hole online, everything has to be negative or it doesn't get as much attention. The real world is beautiful and positive so much of the time when you're talking to real people doing real and helpful things.

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I'm glad I'm not the only one, it seemed like jumping on the bandwagon of 2000's bands doing a little comeback.

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Google is actual fucking garbage now

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As much as I hear Dopamine by Sum 41 I just can't get into it, it doesn't feel like an honest try at a good song so much as a "hey we're also releasing new music too! Look at us!"

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This is like one half of "the creation of Adam"

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Jimmy Fallon being in Jurassic World but not being eaten by a dinosaur is a crime.

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It's like a science that kids sleep in on school days but wake up an hour before they normally do any other day.

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No spoilers, but holy fuck dicks did the Acolyte get dark.

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I bought the wrong light bulb for the kitchen so now when I'm doing dishes I feel like the main character monologuing in the spotlight at the end of a sad play.

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That's the beginning of a rom-com

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Dr. Disrespect probably being a groomer is just one more piece to the "incels become ephebophiles" pipeline that we're seeing with right wingers.

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Link is coconut-pilled. πŸ₯₯ 🌴 's avatar Link is coconut-pilled. πŸ₯₯ 🌴 @knilirabaj.bsky.social
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Reply with alt text.

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I posted in a discussion group for a podcast I've been a fan of for like 2 years and asked if them using AI for their images bothered anyone, because it's obviously unethical. The fucking backlash I got from the shitty fans was astounding. I will no longer be listening to this podcast, fuck that.

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Remember when the right was like "oh no oh me oh my the WEF is going to take over" and now project 2025 is like "we're going to control the president and make abortion even more illegal" and they're like "yay Trump!" Anyway.. how is everyone?

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They're saying the quiet part REALLY loud at this point

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I hope whoever writes the next "we didn't start the fire" version in 20 years includes Britney Spears being released from her bullshit and then immediately follows it up with Justin Timberlake driving drunk.

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I went to the pool and my leg gave out again, which resulted in me absolutely belly flopping into the little pool. Same leg, same embarrassment.

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Baldur's Gate should be done downloading by the time Lindsey gets home from work and I will toot my own horn and say I'm a great And loving husband. I'm excited for her to play it.

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