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Will Herschel Walker and Dr. Oz be at the RNC as proof of life?

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Meanwhile, over on Threads content moderation is going great. (The graphic was the Presidential oath of office)

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From now on Project 2025 will only be referred to by the GOP as “This thing of ours.”

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Media asking if Harris has the vision to run the country and if Vance should shave. Both sides getting scrutiny.

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I was known as Skip Schooley for a time.

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Is it any wonder I hated school until I got to college?

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IT’S A COOKBOOK

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So every election now is about who will wear the Infinity Gauntlet most responsibly.

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I think we know where this is going.

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It is sort of amazing that Trump is like if an improv group did a “Yes, and…” for all the things that previously would have destroyed a political career.

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Uneasy lies the head that wears the crayon.

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Based on people I see from high school on social media, nothing good.

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Wait until he takes the debate stage and throws his lectern at Trump so hard he busts out a wall.

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I hope this is a hoax, but I’ve met high school coaches.

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Obviously some coaches saw awareness as woke.

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I think the setting expectations tradition for debates is pointless. The news junkies paying attention already know who they are voting for regardless of expectations. Same goes for the post debate analysis. The only people possibly swayed by the debate are the ones who otherwise ignore the news.

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Also the replies to this directing the sap's social media are amazing.

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I can't decide if these stories show up in my feed so frequently because I'm the target audience or if the Cybertruck is truly on track to being the worst consumer vehicle of all time.

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Toybun

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I once had an executive literally say to me as we were discussing AI replacing artists and writers, "At least it can never replace me."

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How soon until our bored tech billionaires start hyping the probability of an AI President?

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Sometimes it seems like Texas is one never ending Coen Brothers movie.

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The is it a cat bed or a dog bed question remains unanswered.

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The new guy has to stand guard.

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They’re all attracted to Trump like moths to a porch light.

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Speaking of suckers and losers…

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Training Day

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Really? Hadn’t noticed.

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As the summer wears on and Trump gets antsier, he’s definitely going to start doing insult comic crowd work at the rallies. Maybe complaining how much “my black guy” is getting paid to stand behind him.

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At the vet. Wondering when the indignities will end.

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Biden should just release a video where he reads a transcript of Trump's shark monologue and only adds at the end, "Really, America?"

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Meanwhile Trump thrives using a playbook he cribbed from Vince McMahon and Roy Cohn.

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When you’re old and you just don’t give a damn anymore.

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La Pietà

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Awesome. Thanks.

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Is this about his campaign.

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They aren’t?

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Are they on Star Tours?

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Dog tired.

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I remember when

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Awkward

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How about “Trump was just judged to have cheated in the one election he won. Let’s not give him the chance to do it again.”

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We saw it coming. We don’t see it working.

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What I love about that picture is it looks like one of those costumes where his real head is hidden by fake shoulders so he can pop off a fake head for a gag.

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If by the grace of an Orca yacht attack we should someday find ourselves with a liberal Supreme Court you know every day would be another story about constitutional sheriffs rejecting laws.

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Others in this series - chief, cop, soldier, construction worker, leather daddy.

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Oz media: This is a somber day for Munchkinland

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Well, one of them is cautious about the UVs.

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I’m an outlier! Huzzah.

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