Scoob

Zzig @zzig.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 22:53 UTC

Take it easy, Sephiroth.

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Scoob @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 22:53 UTC

I don't know how much he has in liquid assets. But he'll probably give you 2.5 billion

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Scoob @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 22:51 UTC

Hard to say

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Scoob @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 22:49 UTC

Lmao

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Scoob @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 22:48 UTC

Two billion dollars

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Scoob @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 22:45 UTC

I always flag anything having to do with nudity

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Scoob @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 22:40 UTC

I hope he sees this and gives you one billion dollars for you standing up for him

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Scoob @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 22:28 UTC

It was flagged and surprisingly popular. Still deleted this morning

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Scoob @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 22:26 UTC

I'm on here because I drunkly posted a nut video (sound on) on Twitter last night and I'm mildly ashamed

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Scoob @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 22:12 UTC

There is blood inside my body There is blood all over my hands

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Scoob @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 22:00 UTC

The act of speaking in tongues is called glossolalia

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Scoob @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 21:58 UTC

Trying to save your immortal soul is very roll tide, bro

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Scoob @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 21:57 UTC

Pussy got me speaking in tongues. Call that glossolabia

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Scoob @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 18, 2023 at 20:03 UTC

She chumba on my wumba til I can't get up again

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Scoob @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 21:55 UTC

I just wanna talk

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Scoob @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 21:53 UTC

Hell yes

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Scoob @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 18, 2023 at 01:36 UTC

"Show me that butthole" is five syllables, if you're ever writing a haiku and don't know how to end it

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Scoob @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social [ View ] Aug 11, 2023 at 14:09 UTC

As I go about my janitorial duties late one night at the university, I stumble upon a theorem which takes up most of the white board. To my surprise, the other side of the equal sign is blank. The answer is so clear; why didn't they finish it? With a trembling hand I write: GOON CAVE

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Scoob @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 22, 2024 at 03:22 UTC

Nut video with sound on (sinister organ music) and shot with Dutch angles

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Scoob @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 21:47 UTC

The Gastonia of Iredell county

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Scoob @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 21:45 UTC

Statesville lol

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Scoob @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 21:43 UTC

Like, literally on me. She drooled on my shirt. Hope she's doing well

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Scoob @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 21:41 UTC

For my 23rd birthday, a bunch of friends took me to a strip club that was just a single wide trailer in front of a converted warehouse. I got a private dance. Little did I know she was xanned the fuck out. She passed out on me mid "Pour Some Sugar On Me"

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Scoob @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 21:37 UTC

The thing I miss most about being young is reading a book, or seeing a movie, or hearing a song that's actually transformative. That feeling is gone forever. Or so I thought until I picked up the Book of Mormon a couple weeks ago. Have you heard of Joseph Smith? May I come in??

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Scoob @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 17, 2024 at 21:56 UTC

"slut era", I whisper as I leave the tiniest bit of ballskin hanging out of my open zipper

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Scoob @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 20:41 UTC

in the Bojangles. straight up "sporkin" it. and by "it", hahah, well. let's justr say. my Cajun beanits

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Scoob @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 21:31 UTC

Hi hello!!

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Scoob @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 21:28 UTC

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Scoob @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 21:24 UTC

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Scoob @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 21:23 UTC

Talking on BlueSky about a movie I haven't actually seen yet* Oh yeah I adored *looks at smudged writing on my palm* I Saw The Peepee Grow

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Scoob @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 21:22 UTC

Blowing squirt in the air like Triple H

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Scoob @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 21:20 UTC

Nipples all the way down

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Scoob @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 20:58 UTC

Hot as shit yes! Been extremely busy with work, but not bad at all

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Scoob @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 20:57 UTC

It's so good

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Scoob @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 20:56 UTC

If we had to see it, everyone else should have to as well this is correct

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Scoob @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 20:55 UTC

Heya buddy how's it going?

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