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Most of the credit for this belongs to Gwynne Shotwell
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He/him. Big bird builder. I work so my cats can have a better life. Cardinals/Mizzou/Tottenham/STL City
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Most of the credit for this belongs to Gwynne Shotwell
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NA Guinness is great if you're already a Guinness person
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Wait, you don't have your wakeup time dictated to you by the whims of your feline overlord?
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Also why does Rosie the Riveter get all the glory? The real hero is Betty the Bucker, who had to hold a metal bar on the inside of the fuselage while Rosie blasted away with her rivet gun on the other side.
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The shop floor union doesn't allow engineers to touch anything on the floor anyway.
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Broke: going to the soccer bar for the Euros final. Woke: going to the soccer bar for the Copa America final. The Colombians are making an absolute cacophony behind my house right now.
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We have a class for our engineers that's basically "installing fasteners for soft-handed dummies". I have coworkers who fucked up the panel we all made worse than I did, but I can assure you that multiple STEM degrees don't cover bucking rivets...
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See, you did learn something about politics from CFB
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I'm not sure where you got advocacy for Klinsmann out of that. Losing 2-0 to Jordan when you have the attacking talent they do is a crime.
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Given how South Korea did at the Asian Cup, Klinsmann is just bratwurst Berhalter
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He dropped an unprecedented bag on Amtrak to the point where my MIL is considering taking it to visit us, and if we get a second term there will be more cash for trains.
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This is still a significant upgrade over Berhalter
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Our national nightmare has been Berhalted
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I just want Harry Kane to be happy, but apparently that's too much to ask.
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If me had want to do English good, me would no have getted Engineering degrees
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Any 90s butt rock song that sounds like the lead singer had their jaw wired shut.
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Rev. Al Green has some thoughts about that last one...
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"oh sure, human, YOU get all the wet food you want, but I have to beg for it"
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Stop being such a square
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Why didn't the Jedi think of this?
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Cool he's gonna do Duterte bullshit. For a guy who hates immigrants from the so-called Third World Countries, he sure wants to turn the US into one...
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Unlike Ryan Day, he hasn't resorted to a bad dye job...
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Also, the GOP lost the right to bitch about ATC after Reagan.
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Also, unlike CFB, if your country goes 9-3 every year forever, you're excited for the stability and predictability. We* watch college football because at some level we love the volatility. 10-2 feels fucking great after a whole lot of 6-6... *does not apply to Bama or AnOSU. Spoiled brats.
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I read the Kirshner article. He picked the wrong coaches. A leader who has been there too long, whose offense drives you insane, but still gets results? Joe Biden is Kirk Ferentz.
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Unlike the columnist (or my employer), that cat knows exactly what it's doing.
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Just because I understand why someone thought they needed to put their foot on the gas doesn't mean I didn't just see their car barrel through the guardrail and off the cliff...
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Because you don't eat spaghettuh? Because you know the politicians who use it are the worst fucking goblins in the state?
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It's not upside down, it's pining for the fjords
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Mizzou, or Missour-uh, because the latter is only if you identify as a hick
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What if we used the CFB trophy as a döner spit
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I am too vanilla to comprehend half of this
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I mean, we probably *should* be throwing a good bunch of our J-School alums under the bus right now...
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So bad group therapy
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Is a 9+ person polycule just weird group therapy?
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As with all good claw machines, there's a lot of desirable stuff in there, but the fucking crane doesn't always grab it...
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I didn't know they made diamond encrusted IV bag hangers...
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Yo, fuck Arl Howe
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She wrote a poem about pining for Mondo that scans to the Gilligan's Island theme
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Paris also wouldn't be Paris without extremely high-density slums on the periphery of the city, but the urban core is quite a nice place to be.
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There's exactly one other reason, and it's "I'm a racist piece of shit and this is the next best thing to restrictive housing covenants"
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I need one of their Irish coffees
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I have one of those! Unfortunately, my other stick shift experience is an RX-7. That wins.
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They tried to rent me an automatic shitbox in Italy and the guy looked at me like I had a second head when I asked for a manual shitbox. I got the manual shitbox.
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The container port is in Jersey anyway Unfortunately, so is Eric Adams' house
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And they love fucking people
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Not me (I started at the fancy private school and transferred to Mizzou as a very damaged junior)
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You may be able to access NYT cooking through your local library
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