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33/🏳️⚧️/self made milfionnaire/she/her/comic nerd/drummer/art nerd/hot mess/nsfw/will post emo lyrics out of context/semi active on discord: avaisantisocial (moots only pls)
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i deleted it after just a few minutes. it wasn’t a particularly hot take or anything, i just don’t like posting political stuff in general, especially when im not in a mental place to back it up if someone tries to argue or anything. 💜
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on a related note if this extended depressive episode could just wrap the fuck up id really appreciate it. i miss being me.
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sorry for a political post, i was literal moments away from a panic attack that made me curl into a ball in my kitchen
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ya gotta let your partners cum, ya just gotta!
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yep! and coincidentally all hatties i know are looking beautiful today!
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yeag
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bugs got dicks
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why is being alive so damn exhausting?
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i don’t even have the energy to make sarcastic jokes about it. depression fucking sucks so much and i’m so sick of feeling empty and alone
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lol sames
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it boins
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guess who accidentally branded her stomach a little while smoking a bowl shirtless
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i wore a lot of cardigans and sweaters, followed by a lot of tight jeans and straightened hair
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ooo those were definitely distinct types of emo too
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lol same but it was the best thing i could use for the joke
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bad time to be finally considering reading sandman…
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oh you were so into emo? which were you, eyeliner or thick glasses?
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it’s just being respectful! they’re people too!
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i’m 100% the type of person who talks to animals like they are people. not just my pets. ALL animals i encounter.
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Without downloading new pics, what's it like dating you?
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absolutely. i’ve been rereading the morrison run of doom patrol and it’s so wild that he created that so long ago and painful that it’s still so relevant
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oh my god i didn’t notice! that’s so cool! and seriously. my gf and i were talking about how danny simultaneously captures how queer spaces and community can appear anywhere but they can also vanish at any time…
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that cut from singing world on fire to larry just sitting at the table is so gut wrenching and then the standoff… SO MANY FEELINGS
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the danny the street episode of doom patrol wrecks me so much every time i watch it. so much queer pain, longing, solidarity, joy, and empowerment packed into a single episode. if anyone needs me im openly sobbing
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add him to the list for the guillotines
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marinara runs thicker than blood
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marinara runs thicker than blood
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didn’t expect maeby and i to become car girls. she’s into formula 1 and i’ve been watching red bull soapbox races. we’re basically the exact same
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i’ve had eric sparrow by hot mulligan stuck in my head for more than a week. every time i think i’ve shook it off, the chorus works its way right back into my brain
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i wouldn’t be gloating so much but they fucked me over really bad when they cut my hours (because i took off when i had a dry socket). so yeah, fuck them im laughing
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HA. first weekend of my reduced hours and someone else was forced to work while sick because there was absolutely no coverage. if only i was scheduled like normal there would have been no problem covering it 🤭
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yeah either way i feel like it works against you. i have a lot of obscure favs too and i don’t want to come off elitist or anything but then you see someone with the most basic bands listed as their favorite and all i can think is “do you not know more music beyond what’s on the radio?”
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i’m begging. stop putting your specific music tastes in your bio on dating apps. if i’ve gotten to know you a little im able to look past bad music taste. if the ONLY thing i know about you is that you love 21 pilots, im swiping left without hesitation
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oooo gals my depression is absolutely HITTIN today 🙃
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what in the dumb shit?
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yeah, i like to fuck. you got a problem with that or somethin?
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this is according to the people doing several eminem songs really poorly
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eminem is a notorious easy choice when doing karaoke
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i’m the most intoxicated i’ve been in a while
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wtf there are a ton of cops and fire trucks across the street at the school and they are shining spotlights and yelling for people to come out
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💜💜💜
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lol mix bag. a couple of our friends are the type who make looking incredible seem totally effortless
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aww tysm! 💜
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i’m going to try! 😊💖
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tyyyy!
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headed to a house party, anxious af, how am i looking?
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noel fielding really spent his entire adult life cosplaying joan jett and honestly, it worked well for him
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they didn’t have to make him so cunty but i’m so glad they did!
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speaking of pokémon being queer af i present leather daddy sandshrew
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oh and fuck the supreme court, as usual
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