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mission failed 😔
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25 followers 27 following 765 posts
one in a scrillion
discord: scrufflord
tellonym: tellonym.me/scrufflordd (add a squid emoji to your tells so I know ur real)
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mission failed 😔
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now this is a NYT article i can agree with
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this is the future joe's biden want
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that’s me
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WHAT? HELP ME!!
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a lot of old people refuse to read something until they have it printed out first for some reason
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hey LIBAREL… i found where u went 2 scho*l 😎👎
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how do i find people hang out with i feel lonely
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considering all the drama in this corner of the sky im a drama free account so follow me 😎
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missionary ONLY (also yes i know this is loss)
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me and who!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i'm not able to fly with it, but just hover a foot or so off the ground. i'm not really able to gain upwards velocity whatsoever but i can propel myself laterally just fine. naturally, i on multiple occasions used it to fly around like im riding an invisible motorcycle while axel F plays in my head
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its currently 6am after an accidental all nighter, coincidentally thats when im most in tune with my subconscious. by the way, a recurring element in my dreams is my ability to hover midair on command
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the only time i ever had any sort of hallucination at all that i can remember was a *clear as day* hypnagogic hallucination of a bababooey sound effect i have never had any sort of hallucinations whatsoever besides that
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pelfies my favorite
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Id also like to clarify three things 1. Yes i listen to music on youtube 2. Yes the last several songs on the playlist are by siivagunner 3. And the joke to all of them is Stuck Inside (????)
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Apparently youtubes my mix playlist has an end to it that you can reach
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if the only answer you can give when asked "what do you do for a living" is something along the lines of "I oversee onboarding and leverage synergies" then your job is fake and i hate you
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:3333
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i give this 5 skibidi toilets out of 5
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sAME
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who gave francis the pass 😭
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:3
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Sent from my iphone
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shoegaze fans be like
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cowboy in a universe where the letter H isnt invented yet: audi
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id imagine that would only hurt marginally more getting put inside someone than one of normal size
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Al for some reason i had a dream you paid for my college tuition
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(sound of joke going over my head) i wanna fuck that werewolf
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sweat‼️ :3
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The survivors of the titanic throw a party to celebrate their miraculous survival of one of the most deadly accidents in history. Then, a group of icebergs show up and start asking where their party is. That's what straight people asking for their own month sound like.
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if i fix my sleep schedule means i wont be able to draw shit like this at 3am anymore
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phrasing is important
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its june month time to suck some DIKC
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Chaya Raichik, known domestic terrorist, who whined until her name was taken off of a domestic terrorist list, a list where she rightfully belongs since she is a domestic terrorist, is currently spending her time not being a domestic terrorist beefing with freaky bear
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its about fuckin time
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HE'S SO FUCKED HAHAHA
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HOLY SHIIIIT
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people conflating availability with not having plans and trying to get me to do stuff on my off day make me wanna just
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can someone fact check this
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Google chrome is so funny like you wanna search for something buddy? Surprise now the portal 2 fact core is at the top of every search and you cant turn it off lol
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genshin impact is gods cruelest trick on me the characters are so cute and kissable and the environments are so pretty but the game sucks so much ass
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MY FUCKING BROWSER BUGGED AND EVERYTHING TURNED BLACK AND OUT OF ALL VIDEOS TO NOT BE AFFECTED BY IT
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lady gaga's fashion designer revealed to be @slimyswampghost.bsky.social
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me when someone calls me a faggot online
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bazinga
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turns out the fountain of youth also makes you grow titties
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OH NO SHES HOT
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archive.org is one of the few sites that everyone agrees is good what cartoon villain would take the time to do this
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why do people see stuff and say its "giving" like they see a cool dress and go "omg its giving" giving what? giving me a migraine is what youre doin. piece a shit
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