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Software engineer at Bloomberg LP Views are my own he/him Parody of a real software engineer and grown up. @sdowney@mastodon.social


Steve Downey 's avatar Steve Downey @sdowney.bsky.social
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"We at the FBI do not have a sense of humor we're aware of."

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"What were grandma and grandpa doing during the Civil Rights protests in the 60s?"

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The donor class funds all sides and is unhappy with Biden on antitrust.

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It's going to go great when normal humans show up at the polls looking for Biden and can't find him, and no one will be allowed to explain it there.

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Yell "Deficit!" or "Taxes!" and they still flinch and then fold.

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The Democratic leadership is entirely prepared to win the 2016 election this time. Not 1980, mind you. Although they haven't given up.

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"The loathing of a Finn is deadpan but powerful." 😂

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The law, in its majestic equality, forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal their bread. SCOTUS: We should fix that. The rich should absolutely be allowed to steal their bread.

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"this one's by Woodie Guthrie. It's about beating up Nazis"

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It would be more exciting to live in a universe with satanic cults I could do battle with. Especially if that battle involves no personal risk and I don't have to leave the house. Why do you want to spoil things!

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"For me, it was a Tuesday."

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She doesn't think about you at all.

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That was from the 2022 inkvent? Looking at some swatches it looks like it has some really nice shading. Bookmarking for the next time I'm ordering inks. Ordering enough for free shipping counts as saving money, right?

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I've been aggressively auditioning replacements for southwestern sunrise. It's the last I haven't replaced.

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It’s now live!

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Sunset was later today than it was yesterday. "Shorter Days" is a myth put out by big dark.

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"Tolerance" in floating point comparisons usually just makes things worse. You have no idea how to calculate what it should be. A random "0.1" is not improving your check. Floating point calculations do not have random noise.

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NY is east of DC by about 3° longitude.

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Scalia absolutely did motivated reasoning. But he wasn't so absolutely incompetent at it.

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"encrypts with metadata" doesn't make any sense. I suspect some plugin was used that adds some metadata that's triggering the AI tag ?

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That computer generated text isn't copyrightable doesn't seem even a little close under current IP law?

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Like the breathless coverage of Amy Coney Barrett criticizing Alito's originalism, there's no disagreement about results. ACB would be fine with "because I said so" rather than "in 1872 this quote says" as long as the FedSoc position was the result.

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It's especially hard as I remember because they take cues from you about how to react. If you cue that you are worried they can worry a lot more. If you cue that it's normal they can be just fine

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They fear competent enforcement of the existing taxes and regulations.

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Shooting customers is frowned upon, even in the drug trade.

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3000 years sounds entirely too near term, and ignores the quadrillions of people a million years from now. That's like liquidation of a quadrillion people which outweighs all other moral considerations.

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Does it specify some heretical version of the 10 Commandments, or the true one from my sect?

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A black belt is an undergraduate degree, a B.A. It's an indication that you've learned the basic curriculum and are now ready to really start. And you get to TA a class.

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Guilt is a healthier motivation than shame. That doesn't mean shame is bad or that making it easier to avoid being shamed is good.

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A bit less than 30 years of service. Sigh.

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Even today with Unicode and UTF-8 it's a ridiculous problem. Too many things that are just rules that you cannot reason about because they describe systems that humans grew, not designed.

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Can I have hot sauce with my struggles with repressed emotions?

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She probably thinks Cersei deserved it. She was objectively terrible, after all?

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I'm generally a descriptivist, words mean what people use them to mean. But if we need a word for 100 millionaires, centi is the wrong one? But no one uses hecto in American English, or if they do it doesn't register as 100. So I'll just be over on my hill, peeving.

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Enough people being wrong, or two innumerates at a "well edited" publication, can get a neologism into Merriam Webster. Doesn't make it a correct formation. A centidollar is still a penny, not a Century Note.

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A centimillion is 10K. Hectomillionairs. Or decibillionair. This hill.

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One proper pencil in the whole pile in the kitchen. A Dixon Ticonderoga #2 HB Soft, from the redundant department of redundancy.

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"at least he made the trains run on time" was ironic, because that didn't happen either.

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Only if you are under the misapprehension that a pound is a lot of butter.

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Swords and Deviltry (Fafhrd and the Gray Mouser Book 1) by Fritz Leiber on sale,
Kindle Edition $2.99
a.co/d/g1HWqBn
This series is one of the foundations of all modern fantasy. Gray Mouser is why Thieves in D&D can equip long swords.

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It doesn't count if it's after I'm dead and you're cleaning my shed.

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LSP server hogging memory, or code caching all the json from it?

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One and a two and a three and a go.

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Avram Grumer's avatar Avram Grumer @avramg.bsky.social
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We would like to issue the following correction:

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