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Captain Hank Tiberius Murphy. Lord of Mars kicker of ass. MLW. Anti-wwe. Xmen 97 bitch!
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No offense but these assholes will say what a great show it was only 3 hours long on a Saturday and you have to watch a show on Wednesday that's 2 hours long and it helps to watch a 1 hour show that comes on at 10:00 p.m. on Fridays. But also there's a weekly sister show online that's 2 hours long.
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There she is. Thank god.
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I hope my coworker is coming it's almost her shift..
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According to the Google it's generally safe for tourists but it's a Muslim country and you have to dress modestly and it's known for unrest. I'm going to blame the CIA for ruining my dreams once again. I don't know how they're behind this but I know they're behind this.
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Once again thinking about moving to Zanzibar.
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There are so few comedians I actually like. Mostly I think they're untalented ugly people who have beguiled Hollywood with their "talent."
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I keep accidentally turning on the air conditioner in here and forgetting to turn it off. They're going to get mad at me eventually. The cool keeps me awake though.
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It's a kind of absurdism. At least I think so. Its stream of consciousness but it's funny to me so whatever. I don't want to upset anyone. I like what I like. I appreciate you disagree. Let's all kill Hitler together as a family.
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It's a touchy subject with some people I've been very apprehensive. Thank you.
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Like I don't listen to Cumtown for the slurs which they don't really do anymore thankfully. I listen for like, "What if Bill Cosby was white but he was still known for being the father of a black family in an 80s sitcom?" It's hard to defend.
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See it's hard to explain. I laugh at their stupid jokes I admit it. I am still irony poisoned. That's not for everyone and I certainly don't want to upset you in any way. Have a nice day.
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Anyway in the past they were a lot worse they have grown as people but they're still very dumb. A guilty pleasure I would not recommend to anyone lol. Politically they're certainly better than me listening to Joe rogan.
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What is Beavis and Butthead had a podcast where they talked about issues of the day with the same high level of intellect they have always shown? That's what it is. But they talk like they did when they grow up in Maryland and that is not very well.
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Nick Mullen is a troll who has intentionally said garbage things to upset people but he knows and all three of them know that fundamentally they are very stupid. I do not believe they mean any harm. That is a hard pill for many people to swallow. There's nothing wrong with that.
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Try to explain why I don't think they're bigots is difficult. I shouldn't have said a better sense of humor I apologize. Perhaps a more juvenile sense of humor lol
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Thank you for this. Like do I even try to explain that no they're not bigots they're stupid. No one's going to listen to that shit.
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I believe you have a right to like what you want.
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There's a lot of things we're just not going to agree on. I'm not a Democrat or a liberal or even a socialist. I am anti-capitalist. So that's cool. But like a lot of you have to have better sense of humor and I'm the same but at least I know it.
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I will give it another go eventually.
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One more hour and I am free
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I remember it I just remember not really liking the first episode and never watching it.
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I hate you
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Paperwork is finally fucking done. It's not hard or anything it's just not something I used to do I've never done basic bookkeeping before and it's highly fucking annoying and tedious.
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Like CNBC hosts will have a story where it's like "Bayer killed 2 million babies and here's how the stock can rebound in the next 6 months 😉" It's capitalist ideology distilled to its purest form. There was no liberal pretending that good companies will do better being good.
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In stock market speak they would call them forever bulls and it really is strange from a journalistic media perspective that while they'll have bears on sometimes so they can attempt to undermine them they don't have any on staff ever.
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Do you ever listen to CNBC? They have never ever been critical or investigative about a single company that's doing well on the market regardless of fundamentals. Every single thing they say implies that the good times never end. It's kind of virus that tries to infect you. It's so creepy.
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No no no I must disagree all three of them are shitty.
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That man has never been to a prepay gas station in his life and is pissed off about it. So pissed off about it that he drove away. Fair enough man.
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Don't forget pay-per-views and those are $60 cuz it's still 1997 and fuck you.
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No offense but these assholes will say what a great show it was only 3 hours long on a Saturday and you have to watch a show on Wednesday that's 2 hours long and it helps to watch a 1 hour show that comes on at 10:00 p.m. on Fridays. But also there's a weekly sister show online that's 2 hours long.
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Remember when Aew was like 2 hours a week? I want to go back. 🤼
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I don't know man I just can't see myself doing that. Feel like it would burn my eyes.
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They'll say I'm exaggerating but example I love the roster on AEW has all my favorite Indie and international Stars for the most part and I hate WWE so I did watch it religiously for years but it's like 7 hours a week man. It has to be like your primary hobby. I just don't have the attention span.
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It's like I love professional wrestling I think it's one of the most exciting fun art forms in the world still haven't watched it in like 3 months. There's just too much stuff to watch and do and play. You have to choose things and if you don't actively choose those things you'll just forget shit.
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I understand it's convenient enough to read them on your phone but it kind of sucks.
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Instead let's talk about how X-men 97 is so astonishingly good I'm convinced I dreamed it and I am still in a deep coma.
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You know the problem with Star Wars as I see it is just like many franchises from around 2013-2017 ish? I can't really trust the opinions of anyone and if I don't like it I can't argue in good faith as to why. It's a culture War issue and I just don't give a fuck. Me personally OG fine andor good.
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I do really like his version of Batman though.
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Definitely his best movie. No argument.
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I used to love Tim Burton and Wednesday wasn't terrible. It is what it is.
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I do like some of his work quite a bit but that's just the nature of reality you know? Kill the author.
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I haven't liked Neil gaiman as a person for a couple years. Well before the recent shit.
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I have very little attention span for any kind of written word or comic. I am conspiring to try to change that. The internet was a mistake.
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I mean my favorite sci-fi is probably all the cosmic Marvel stuff but I'm never going to read it. The logistics of even getting a Marvel unlimited? account and legally reading the digital copies just kind of sucks unless you have a big color e-ink reader.
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Anyway I'm just talking shit cuz I'm bored. Sci-fi nerds have always hated each other. Star Trek's always been better and that's just a fact of life.
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George Lucas is the only smart Star Wars nerd. He tried making Star Wars again emphasizing the excitement of trade disputes and no one liked it so sold it to Disney for $3 billion dollars and retired to making racist movies about black people despite having a black wife. Truly a genius.
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I've always just thought that the internet archive was more important than Neil gaiman buying a second Island. For this I was stoned. Who's stoning who now?!
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I don't read comic books really. I probably should but I don't.
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I'm certainly not going to pay for it you know when I get really bored if it's available I'll watch it maybe.
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I disagree I like the first season the most.
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