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my favorite part of genesis is where asuka fucking domes one of the angels... wait.. wrong book i tjink
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my favorite part of genesis is where asuka fucking domes one of the angels... wait.. wrong book i tjink
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fwiw my truck eventually started overheating bc the exhaust was plugged up. cut it out with a sawzall and bought my girl dinner with the scrapyard money
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these days you cant even modify a komatsu D355A with makeshift composite armor plating. because of woke
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It's noon on june 29th which means faggots have 36 hours before they are no longer allowed at dunkin donuts. Try our sourdough breakfast sandwich while you still can
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they should make an episode of the sopranos where chrissy gets involved with the ftra and ends up with a stretched septum and a line tattooed on his face
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arf
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posting that you wanna goon with 12 guys on main happy pride
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we are so fucking back. god i love amphetamines
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the birds and the bees? no thanks id rather have a rail scanner and fleas
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stahbucks cawfee is for fuckin heteros, bro. drink dunkies
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old timey horse mechanic: yeah man your horseburetor is shot its gonna be about 400 gold coins to replace
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gonna get that marilyn manson surgery but the opposite. need an extra rib so i can stop suckin my own dick
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im like if caitlyn jenner didnt commit vehicular manslaughter
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taking my puppy (girlfriend) to the dogpark (trainyard)
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boomers: i hate my bitch wife millenials: i love my bitch wife zoomers: i need a butch wife
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one day we will all sit down to play a game of rummy
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lifestyle anarchist you have to stop. you smoke too tough. your praxis too fun. your polycule too big. theyll cancel you
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aphex twin
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i astral projected to your hood and nobody knew you!
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gay men on grindr: profile name traveling 👀 first pic high angle selfie of bearded man smiling second pic closeup of "abs" trans women on grindr: profile name Protect&ServingCunt first pic is the most well composed ass shot youve seen in your life
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smokin that shit that caused the fall of reach
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need a leninist baddie to put me up against the wall if u know what i mean
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tweaker barack obama: uhhhh lemme smoke clear
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its only sex if at least one person is laying down. bottoming in the dive bar stall is just fooling around not sex
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tired of the day to day. i need hair i dont have to comb. teeth i dont need to brush. an ass i dont gotta wipe
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johnathan tramp and the locomotives
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me at the hhig themed blowjob convention
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pleading the fifth to my sponsor
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cass
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Sick of the fuckin puppy girls. You're 30. Put your pants back on.
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because of woke women cant be shopping no more
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chaser bf but instead of wanting me bc i got weird gender its bc im poor and stink good
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just relapsed in church call me a crystal methodist
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feel i should clarify that this was a mayoral election
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yeah im a "dog girl", no i wont bark for you yes i can definitely be trusted around stray cats
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they should make pnp for sober people
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stealing my roomates mail in ballots so i can write in joe biden #votebluenomatterwho
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thought my fat ass disqualified me from being a twink but you learn something new every day
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rawring god complex cock it XD it
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showercels be seething over stinkchads
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propertycels be seething over graffitichads
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We're not the best graffiti crew in the city. We're also not even a good graffiti crew in the city. We do not live in the city at all. We commute 45 minutes into town to do horseshit graffiti. Absolute dogwater.
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at the trainyard typing away at my laptop like "hold up lemme pull up my blackbook" #digitalart
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I see entirely too many men today in streaming ads praising the great prices and easy home delivery of hims. when they should be praising HIM. They are worrying about ED when they should be worrying about Eternal Damnation.
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as someone constantly getting cited by parking enforcement for my three broken down cars this is ideal
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ass so good it got a je ne sais quoi
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wish i was as clockable as him tbh
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I TRIED SO HARD TO NOT FUCK GUYS BUT IN THE EEEEEND IM STILL A LOWKEY FAGGOT
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they should put pete buttigieg in fortnite
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Gee how come mom lets you suck AND fuck?
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