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Too Big to Fail @toobigtofail.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 22:29 UTC

Three things that are true: 1) I did not support Biden in the 2020 primary 2) I thought Biden looked like a reanimated corpse at the debate 3) I have every confidence that he is fully capable of being President, and the New York Times and other outlets are fucking him to goose readership

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Blanx, but National Champs @senorblanxo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 03:50 UTC

Baby Shark.

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Blanx, but National Champs @senorblanxo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 03:48 UTC

Yup. Also, I would like a ham sandwich.

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Blanx, but National Champs @senorblanxo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:51 UTC

It's a dumb electorate.

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Blanx, but National Champs @senorblanxo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:24 UTC

My 401k is up a shitload since he took office

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Blanx, but National Champs @senorblanxo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:20 UTC

Tonight is the last night some jackass is going to be able to count to ten without dropping trou.

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Blanx, but National Champs @senorblanxo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:16 UTC

Welcome to the stall.

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Blanx, but National Champs @senorblanxo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 01:38 UTC

Bring back the swirly.

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Blanx, but National Champs @senorblanxo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 01:14 UTC

No idea.

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Blanx, but National Champs @senorblanxo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 01:14 UTC

It's hard not to think so.

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Blanx, but National Champs @senorblanxo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 01:09 UTC

Yes, Biden is old, and apparently had a bad debate, but I'm certain it's merely a coincidence that the most pro labor president since FDR is getting attacked this much by the media of record.

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Blanx, but National Champs @senorblanxo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 01:06 UTC

I'd have given him a beer!

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Blanx, but National Champs @senorblanxo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 23:09 UTC

More data is good.

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Blanx, but National Champs @senorblanxo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 22:32 UTC

So far so good. To start and maintain temperature? It's a fucking cheat code.

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Blanx, but National Champs @senorblanxo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 22:31 UTC

"I could be on the call, or sober. Pick one."

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Blanx, but National Champs @senorblanxo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 22:31 UTC

See you in a while, Mr. Meat.

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Blanx, but National Champs @senorblanxo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 22:14 UTC

Me too

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Blanx, but National Champs @senorblanxo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 22:12 UTC

I muted that jackass some time ago.

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Blanx, but National Champs @senorblanxo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 22:09 UTC

It feels like cheating, it's so easy.

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Blanx, but National Champs @senorblanxo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 22:01 UTC

Is someone dying? No? Then someone's about to.

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Blanx, but National Champs @senorblanxo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 22:00 UTC

Better living through technology, baby.

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Blanx, but National Champs @senorblanxo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:57 UTC

But the old guy with the stutter didn't speak well! Buncha morons.

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Blanx, but National Champs @senorblanxo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:56 UTC

We're gonna file this under in process, but I'm smoking a brisket overnight.

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Blanx, but National Champs @senorblanxo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:55 UTC

Indeed.

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Blanx, but National Champs @senorblanxo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:39 UTC

Time to start the fire.

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Blanx, but National Champs @senorblanxo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:31 UTC

I'll have beer

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Blanx, but National Champs @senorblanxo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:29 UTC

Damn good dog.

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Blanx, but National Champs @senorblanxo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:46 UTC

They saw those guys at Trump rallies with the "a tree, a rope, a journalist, any questions?" shirts and thought "But of course, they don't mean me, as I am from the New York Times."

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Blanx, but National Champs @senorblanxo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:40 UTC

It makes sense in the short term, because Trump boosts sales, and the short term is all Sulzberger fucking cares about.

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Blanx, but National Champs @senorblanxo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 19:53 UTC

"we've been circling for quite a while."

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Blanx, but National Champs @senorblanxo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 19:48 UTC

How could you tell the destinations apart?

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Blanx, but National Champs @senorblanxo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 19:47 UTC

That's precisely what they're doing

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