The entire “Death Star approaching Yavin 4 to blow the rebels up” was created wholecloth in editing to add needed tension to the attack on the Death Star. They reuse the same “pull the lever to fire” shot both times they attempt to fire the Death Star laser.
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The entire world view I was brought up with, and supported well into my 20’s was a vicious and horrible fraud. I actually believed Roberts to be cautious, well meaning. This ruling is a betrayal.
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Bailiff, four to beam up
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Going to need a citation in “no one ever died from excess heat”.
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When I was growing up, my best friend was in charge of keeping the floors clean as one of his chores. You better believe the shoes came off, to the point I don’t need to be asked.
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I can recall a boss being surprised at employee behavioral change over bonus metrics and having to explain that “it’s literally called an incentive”.
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Rejected New Yorker cartoon looking MF
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And he shits all over bands that demonetize and block cover content on YouTube. He’s the trifecta
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It always helps to remember that the original Star Wars was saved in editing by his wife by creating the Death Star attempt to destroy the Yavin base.
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I think you misunderstand - the hypothetical is allowing women to put words into something men don’t understand / irrespective of the data. If you are actually trying to compile a useful statistical comparison you are missing the point.
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The speed with which the initial “bailouts are bad” zeitgeist of the Tea Party got co-opted into generic “tax advantages for businesses” GOP slop was incredible.
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It’s interesting how powerfully tailored it is to trigger the male need to explain and use a strictly logical framework.
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I was a libertarian voter for nearly a decade. The internal politics that lead to the Mises Caucus takeover of state parties was something to behold. Trump and Co did not fail to notice their margin of defeat on MI and other states was smaller than the LI party voteshare.
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Getting Elon’s $47 Billion salary reinstated will surely right this ship…
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Noem is apparently the opposite of Noah.
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At least OJ had the wherewithal to title his book “If I did it”.
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Came across an email that ends in “881981”, and that’s just a very bold stance to make sure we know you weren’t born in 1988 right off the bat.
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You basically opened a squirrel Chipotle, they’re gonna go through some things tomorrow.
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And the owners have “security cameras” under the dash pontes at your crotch. Gotta complete the analogy.
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I really like to imagine the absolute pain of knowing how bad of a material stainless steel is for car body panels, but having your job be to do it anyways.
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I have done the insurance recorded statement version of this and I like to think it occasionally makes the arbitration forum laugh.
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I can’t sing Les Mis in Japanese well enough to pull it off.
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This was a plot point on “The Practice”, and it ended in the funniest way because one of the jurors recognized surgical scarring indicating the suspect had altered their junk to try this gambit.
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I swear this was a plot point from Porky’s
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Use quotation marks
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When ours required 2 hours in an oxygen tent at the ER vet due to hyperventilation caused by “being really mad that a plumber made a house call”, we learned that like cancer in humans, 95% of all cat illness symptoms may be explained by “cat got really upset”.
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France really never recovered from the population and demographic changes from the deaths in the Napoleonic wars.
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The amount of people who won’t be able to appreciate the cruelty is f this…
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The rate of price increases is down, but not zero. Falling prices would mean deflation. Our central bank targets 2% inflation as an ideal state for the economy. Why do people expect prices to fall when the rate of price change “drops” to a lower positive number?
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“I found my job by belittling the lawyering being provided to a sex pest over the protestations of his mob of followers” is out of one of those TV shows where you have to guess which person is making their life story up.
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“Just block anyone until it’s only the gang left” was the label on this app’s create account button for all of 2023
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Skeets that wouldn’t time travel to the past very well.
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This is just that one gag from Zoolander youtube.com/watch?v=zkOB...
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“We caught them doing the type of secret villain’s retreat you’d expect in a James Bond movie” was finally strong enough to pierce the carefully constructed normalization.
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Everyone with assets really should look into a general liability umbrella policy. Most will defend crap like this.
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Glen Greenwald got caught making fake sock puppet accounts to argue with on Little Green Footballs back in the day. So I guess his trajectory was more predictable.
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I would hope that even people in favor of retaliatory strikes to protect global shipping should be able to acknowledge that simply punishing the population generally is not an effective, wise or ethical deterrent.
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I’m excited to see how further the quality of his lawyers can fall in the third defamation trial.
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I read it in Phil Hartman’s Lionel Hutz voice reflexively.
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Imagine the bite mark evidence.
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She’s doing you a favor by making the mess you have to clean up as close to you as possible.
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Ugliest poll I have ever seen. Wish someone could point to cross tab shenanigans, but have seen no reason to question it.
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I can’t I see how much that does look like little kid legs at the bottom now.
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It’s legal until they can be forced to stop. And the body count they’ll manage here is “good” because it will supposedly serve as a deterrent.
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Taking a long, intense look at another dog’s butthole.
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I will fight you.
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Strong parody name game.
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The Mises Caucus takeover has already lead to some state parties to pledge not to run candidates and support republicans in statewide races. So this is not really a surprise. Trump’s margin of defeat in some states was the LI you arty voteshare, and it did not go unnoticed.
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The tousled fur points to a lifetime of goodboi head skritches
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Each time you do it, you make it easier to do again in the future.
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