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Lady G!?
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Assume satire. My jokes are bad. Too lazy to add a profile picture. Your third-party candidate isn’t better than Vermin Supreme.
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Lady G!?
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Fully agree. It really depends on how well the Biden campaign can dress down Trump, which it sounds like Biden is confident in his ability to do. Hopefully this isn’t one of those, “I trust the American people to not vote for Trump” Obama 2016 moments.
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I’m guessing he’s going to ride it out until people get on to the next thing, not unless something big happens or polling shows someone with a significantly better shot of winning.
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What could have been effective? If he rode in on the stage with his bike, took off his helmet, and said, “What’s wrong with you, Jack!?”
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Maybe @theonion.com needs a new slogan? America’s most impartial news source!
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Generally I wouldn’t recommend people fill this out, but it’s too funny to not point to here.
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For next time, a fun way to spice it up is to lock all the emergency exits and…
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No one I know got rebound…. But rebound isn’t because of the medicine. It’s because of the disease. 🤷 When I took paxlovid, I stopped wishing for death. 10/10
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But we do need that free pony. Just saying.
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You need to have a mitigating risk factor (there are lots…) and you need to have had symptoms start very recently (I forget the cutoff) to get paxlovid. Call your doctor ASAP.
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Congratulations! You’re pregnant! Now call your doctor and get some pills to kill that little shit, and you’ll feel much better.
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Over at the Bad Place, I made a tradition of posting Douglass' "What, To The Slave, Is The Fourth of July," and I intend to carry on that tradition here. Since most versions you read in classes or in textbooks have parts omitted, the link below has the full text of the speech.
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The Pirate Party endorsed him this year. So shiver me timbers and man the mainsails! Hoist the Jolly Roger and ready the cannons for battle! Vermin Supreme be runnin' for president, and all ye pony haters be walkin' the plank! Aye, there be no mercy for landlubbers!
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I don't think so. There's a feed for Vermin Supreme-related skeets though.