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Rachelle ("Shell") πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡«πŸ‡·πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Έ

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French-speaking weirdo Venus flytrap of French and Icelandic descent, repotted in the potash-filled horse trough that is Edmonton, Alberta, Canada

Paper artist. Order online at www.shellyeg.shop

Français/English/español

Living with #CongenitalRube


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Me: shimmies in the middle of the kitchen. Mr.: What are you doing? 🀨 Me: My impression of salad dressing. Mr.: πŸ˜• Me: Shake well before using!

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Right?! Fozzie's groovy car is far out!

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Lipstick on a pig is still lipstick. On a pig. *cringe*

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Oof! *hug*

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My thighs are sooooooo hot! Geeze, your pervs! Get your filthy minds out of the gutter! 🀨 My laptop overheats, and I am ever so glad I got a cooling mat with fan on which to rest it. It really does make working in my armchair much more pleasant! Aaaaaaaah! 🍹

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No Studebaker bear???

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Think of kindness like Frank's Hot Sauce. Try to put a bit of it on everything. ❀️

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Our friend Lyndon could use a pick-me-up, friends. Drop a ❀️ or a pet photo in the replies to help lift his spirits!

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A little encouragement goes a long way. Let's show Saskya all the encouragent we can. Drop a ❀️ or kind thought in the replies.

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Maybe PAWSitive reinFURcement and some treatos? I hope she is at least making *some* PURRgress... Try to be objective, frin. Perhaps your human is feeling a bit out of sorts? I hope that's not the case, but just to be sure... *boop* ❀️

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Nah. His cargo shorts have good coverage. 😏😈

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LOL!!!

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Oh, Charlie! That's not a very PAWSitive CATtidude! Has MOANday got you down?

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Nothing to Balki at!!

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Apologies for the obscenities. πŸ˜πŸ˜‚

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Well, mothball forking galdarn son of a bastitch! I'm so sorry, my friend. πŸ’”

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Mr., practising golf in our backyard: I'm missing a bunch of golf balls. Me: I haven't seen your balls.... Mr.: ... Me: ... Mr.: ... Me: πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

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It Shire does! πŸ˜πŸ˜‚

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Seems I like to graze. Snack. Eat. Nibble. Nosh. Munch. Partake .... Breakfast - 7 a.m. Second Breakfast - 9 a.m. Elevenses - 11 a.m. Luncheon - 1 p.m. Afternoon Tea - 3 p.m. Dinner - 6 p.m. Supper - 9 p.m. I guess you could say I have strange eating hobbits...

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You know all that sexual tension between Han Solo and Princess Leia? I'm sure each of them could find a good relationship if they'd just quit looking for love in Alderaan places! Yeesh!

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Man, do I miss San Francisco stores! It'd be worth the small fortune it might cost to buy a bulk box of these to cover the fundies' sign. 😏😈

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When my cousin was little, he walked into his parents' room one morning, and was told to go back to his big boy bed. "We want a quickie," he was told. Thinking he'd understood and gone back to his room, imagine my aunt and uncle's surprise when the tot reappeared a short time later with a bag of πŸͺ

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🐈❀️

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That is ... beautiful!! πŸ₯°

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I like supporting local, family-run businesses. Say, there's a new pet store. I hear it's a great maw and paw operation! πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‚

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It's a dog's life, and this ine is living his best life. ❀️

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Masculine cards absoutely slay me sometimes, but I have an idea or two up my sleeve that'll knock your socks off. Stay tuned!

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The rule is I share some of my art now?

I'm going to lay to rest the notion that I make only frilly, froo froo, feminine paper craft.

Note the duamondplate texture, pounded metal texture, wrench charms, teeny screwheads, and little metal gears.

@minouette.bsky.social
@wildlifefavs.bsky.social

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And my typos remain ... consistent. *le grand soupir*

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These are fanastic! Your gradients and blends are getting better: the boat one is gorgeous, and the tonal cha.ges and varieties in the leaves and stem are ... *chef's kiss*

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πŸ˜‚

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Donut ewe mien autocratic?...

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Oof! Ist das heiß!!! Schânes Wochenende!

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These are brilliant!

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Damn typos!!!

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I think this is the most involved/intricate card I've made to date, but the recipient is a pretty special person and most deserving of it!

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Awwwwww... πŸ₯°

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And the glow in the dark aspect is super cool!!! πŸ₯°

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The colours are too bright for my taste, but I appreciate your intricate work. This is clearly a skill you have, and I always appreciate creative talent and creators' willingness to share their work. I can't wait to see your next creations!

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I am soooooo giggling out loud right now.

I blame @fuzzywuzzyto.bsky.social and @iamlyndon.bsky.social for my wanton debauchery. It's so out of character for me! πŸ˜‡

*Snork!*

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Luv ya both!

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πŸ˜πŸ˜ˆπŸ˜‚πŸ˜˜

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Sooooooo, cute! Happy birthday, and many boops and happy returns to you!

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It's just a jump to the left A little step to the right... Put your hands on your hips... And pull your knees in tight... And it's the pelvic thrβ€” Oh. Oops! Never mind. *skulks back to rock from under which I crawled* 😏😈

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"I have highly effective and demonstrable time management skills, and, as an individual who espouses organizational excellence and workplace productivity, am committed to seeking ways to improve and streamline operational processes." If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance... 😏😈 2/2

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Having company tomorrow, and I'm gonna put the bread machine to work. Was going to toss everything in it before bed, have a bath, and take all the credit tomorrow... Guest: Oooh... sneaky! Nope, merely a case of... 1/2

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You are very welcome! Thanks for all the reposts. 😘

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I'm sorry to hear of your health concerns. I've had some as well, and art is my happy place. Always glad to see your posts, no matter how regular or sporadic. πŸ₯°

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