Shunterni on Twitter, here to see what I can see. (Urban everything, writing novels, and where are my people?)
Wheeee getting to email the ADHD camp because their website doesn’t say they use ABA therapy but the liability waiver describes ABA to a T, sooooooo which is it, guys?
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It says a lot about me that I love this page www.eastgrmi.gov/DocumentCent...
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Almost burned down the house on accident. Husband managed to catch it in time. It’s cool. I love adrenaline at bedtime. No worries.
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Jesus Christ I hate the mid west thing where having so much as one toy on your porch means it looks “poor” and people ask if you’re running a daycare.
No! I have kids! Who use the porch! Fuck off!
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I thought you meant the knife for a minute.
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Me, eating five different foods with five different types of spoon, each perfectly suited to the purpose: Yes, ahaha yes!
Me, sorting five different spoons into five different drawers: well this fucking sucks
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Should I wear marigold, goldenrod, mustard, or yellow?
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Definitely without, those suckers are pretty, but they also are lethal to actually keeping your place. The weight just pulls the bookmark right out.
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Beginning to suspect I have a summertime color pallet
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Receipt or grocery list
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Uhhhhhhhh why am I hearing cicadas in June? No, we don’t have a brood. We just have….cicadas.
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I’m sure it’s a lovely PowerPoint I just don’t gaf.
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There are few things I want to do less than watch the PowerPoint my sister made about our upcoming summer vacation.
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Hmmmmmmmmmm gotta try this
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I just want to go to somewhere and not be Mom or Wife for a week. Maybe two. Just rest.
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I swear I would leave this life if I had somewhere to go. I just need a break.
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I adore the Enchanted Forest series but wow until I read it aloud I did not realize how many chapters are just the characters sitting around talking lol
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The worst fanfic.
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Sometimes is really hard to remember that people presuming incompetency at me is not about me, it’s about making a safe presumption.
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I don’t know why I read the reports on my son’s Beast Academy work when I sit next to him while he does it, lol
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Well, after four hours solid work, I have set out half the boxes I’ve gotten out for the garage sale.
There are still more damn boxes.
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I’ve had oddly good success with Virginia bluebells in my dry shade garden. Ditto for bleeding hearts.
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85 and 20.
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Such pretty art though www.inprnt.com/gallery/alar...
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SYSTEM HAS GLITCHED. NOW BUYING ART WITH ABANDON.
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“Virtue and despair” XD
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I picked the colors for my kids’ room a month ago and have since forgot, so tomorrow’s just going to be a surprise!
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Because it is owned by the local gay sex party dude and he does what he wants.
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I am at the wedding.
I am in the Fifty Shades of Gray bathroom.
I am in the Fifty Shades of Gray bathroom at the wedding.
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No jury in the land.
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Turns out they do not!
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We got the save the date in November.
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T-3 hours to my freidn’s wedding, Husband just began checking to see if any of his dress shirts fit.
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👏👏👏👏👏👏
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Woo hoo!
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Ba da boom, ba da bing
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I swear to god my washing machine must be a middle child, because any time I try to have a big “laundry” day, it demands to be washed first 🙄
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Those two things do not have to be in conflict. But yes they would make things more difficult. You can always reach out and ask just to know. It doesn’t mean you need to embark. And they could have short-stay programs to give you a taste.
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Answer: only if the kids are docile dolls with JUST the right amount of enthusiasm, no disabilities, and parents with infinite time and money!
Sigh.
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So. Guess I know why that gym has a weird love/hate reputation locally.
I’m so tired of shit like this. Just so godamn tired. Do you want to teach kids or not?
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I also mentioned it seemed a mismatch for my girls’ maturity. I asked for a different coach or a refund.
Gym owner replied by refunding all three of my children’s classes, the summer camp my son was signed up for, banning my family from the gym, and accusing me of bad-mouthing her staff.
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I got an email from the gym that night stating that I needed to be next to my kids at all times to have lessons (as opposed to twenty feet away in the parent area watching my OTHER kid.)
I replied no and mentioned the safety problem and how the coach clearly lacked training.
2/.
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So what happened that I was raging about was my twins had a gymnastics lesson that went to shit because my girls got bored with the young instructor’s sub-par lesson and wreaked havoc which the coach exacerbated by panicking, resulting in a dangerous situation.
1/.
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Well, I’m just going to grad school next year in my thirties, which is happening because I wrote an email to the department asking how do I get started and they were happy to outline it. So I’m betting similar!
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I needed this picture today.
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If you’re out there reading this, young gymnastics coach, your boss is nuts and you should find a job that supports you.
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That said, Jesus Christ I hate some people.
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It’s very tempting to become a person who rants but I also know no one wants to follow a person who rants, and why would you? So I try not to. But some days it’s just hard.
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“What is your book about” I dunno. I forgor
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The way to do this is to make it very clear that you are irritated that you have to give a speech because a bunch of spineless losers are wasting everyone’s time because they failed to learnt to get along with people in kindergarten.
Take no prisoners, dammit.
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