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Alf Hog Imminent @sincerelikeable.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:23 UTC

A Convicted Felon and Rapist. An Older Gentleman. Democrats and Republicans Have Equally Flawed Candidates.

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Alf Hog Imminent @sincerelikeable.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:20 UTC

even has that yellowish tinge of authentic French teeth

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Alf Hog Imminent @sincerelikeable.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 16:36 UTC

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Alf Hog Imminent @sincerelikeable.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 12:37 UTC

why would they even be corrupt? they would not be in furtherance of illegal activity because the president is immune. they would just be pardons in support of the president's agenda

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Alf Hog Imminent @sincerelikeable.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 02:44 UTC

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Alf Hog Imminent @sincerelikeable.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 22:05 UTC

I suggest you vote for Bandit unless you want to be first in the tickle crab line when he takes power

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Alf Hog Imminent @sincerelikeable.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 19:51 UTC

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Alf Hog Imminent @sincerelikeable.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 17:46 UTC

why would you wear rainboots when it's not even raining? dumb robot had it coming

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Alf Hog Imminent @sincerelikeable.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 22:04 UTC

keep your head up brother #riseandgrind

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Alf Hog Imminent @sincerelikeable.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 17:30 UTC

❌ As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a monstrous vermin. ✅ Shit was sus.

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Alf Hog Imminent @sincerelikeable.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 12:44 UTC

Unfair to steal all the good takes, leaving nothing but brain worm takes for his colleagues

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Alf Hog Imminent @sincerelikeable.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 01:04 UTC

The poor clerk who had to explain to the judge how you can evade porn filters

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Alf Hog Imminent @sincerelikeable.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 18:17 UTC

anyone who puts their phone in that holder deserves any and all liability

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Alf Hog Imminent @sincerelikeable.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 17:19 UTC

pretty unfair -- this only counts bills but leaves out all the podcasts

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Alf Hog Imminent @sincerelikeable.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 16:34 UTC

have you tried pushing them several times with increasing force

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Alf Hog Imminent @sincerelikeable.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 19:00 UTC

wonder if he wears underwear under his spidey suit

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Alf Hog Imminent @sincerelikeable.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 13:53 UTC

wait his example of powerful slang that he can't use is "it's giving DeLorean"???

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Alf Hog Imminent @sincerelikeable.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 04:08 UTC

first link when i went to check and oh god

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Alf Hog Imminent @sincerelikeable.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 03:58 UTC

you should really do the reading before raising your hand in class

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Alf Hog Imminent @sincerelikeable.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 03:06 UTC

yes, yes, those are the facts. but what about the vibes?

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Alf Hog Imminent @sincerelikeable.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 00:36 UTC

Makes sense -- I confess I only skimmed the prompt before skipping to the proposal.

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Alf Hog Imminent @sincerelikeable.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 00:26 UTC

Might be wrong but I don't think he's saying this is LLM output. I think he's suggesting LLM uses for this hypothetical case that he drafted.

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Alf Hog Imminent @sincerelikeable.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 19:52 UTC

just dropped a new twist on Why Talking Politics at Thanksgiving Might Be a Good Idea

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Alf Hog Imminent @sincerelikeable.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 19:51 UTC

states' rights!

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Alf Hog Imminent @sincerelikeable.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 15:02 UTC

i tried to imagine them stomping shoes all over my halmeoni's spotless floors and immediately fainted but i'm okay now

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Alf Hog Imminent @sincerelikeable.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 20:14 UTC

too hot

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Alf Hog Imminent @sincerelikeable.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 15:55 UTC

The KKK: A Hero to Some, a Villain to Others

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Alf Hog Imminent @sincerelikeable.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 01:34 UTC

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Alf Hog Imminent @sincerelikeable.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 00:12 UTC

was probably reciting Du Bois' To the Nations of the World

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Alf Hog Imminent @sincerelikeable.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 23:18 UTC

Big Beautiful Quiche

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Alf Hog Imminent @sincerelikeable.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 19:37 UTC

man great value especially if those are real facets

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Alf Hog Imminent @sincerelikeable.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 23:21 UTC

anyone being clever and saying that THIS earned a follow has NOT earned my follow smh

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Alf Hog Imminent @sincerelikeable.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 21:34 UTC

Also, "perfectly safe" for who?? Yes, you could probably blast down my street at 80 without losing control and crashing your car, but that's not the question. It's not "perfectly safe" for everyone else in the world!

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Alf Hog Imminent @sincerelikeable.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 01:37 UTC

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Alf Hog Imminent @sincerelikeable.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 16:33 UTC

the simpon

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Alf Hog Imminent @sincerelikeable.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 23:26 UTC

you obviously haven't seen how many times I have to run a level in Dark Souls before I get it right

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Alf Hog Imminent @sincerelikeable.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 21:37 UTC

Why is there such a negative reaction from some about Mr. Greedly? They keep saying "pro sludge" but the policies I've read about don't sound sludgy. Maybe I'm missing something.

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Alf Hog Imminent @sincerelikeable.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 01:08 UTC

lounging

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Alf Hog Imminent @sincerelikeable.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 21:23 UTC

ok but then why does it look like a college cafeteria

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Alf Hog Imminent @sincerelikeable.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 21:13 UTC

some of us need a seasoned keyboard now jon. we don't have the privilege to wait for your "potato chip" method to work

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Alf Hog Imminent @sincerelikeable.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 19:16 UTC

they could even use vh1 pop-up-video bubbles and meet us where we are

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Alf Hog Imminent @sincerelikeable.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 17:19 UTC

we polled it, and the people are crying out for more david brookses

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Alf Hog Imminent @sincerelikeable.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 17:09 UTC

i downloaded it and now my limbs are just gesticulating wildly on their own is this normal

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Alf Hog Imminent @sincerelikeable.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 19:03 UTC

yes, that said, i will absolutely go see them again in 20 years if they're touring smaller venues and playing the hits

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Alf Hog Imminent @sincerelikeable.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 18:17 UTC

dude your body is riddled with meniscus, you could probably donate 5 or 6

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Alf Hog Imminent @sincerelikeable.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 23:50 UTC

Fellas, is it gay to kiss a woman with a chin?

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Alf Hog Imminent @sincerelikeable.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 17:03 UTC

Only 10 or 20 are my sockpuppets so there's a lot of genuine hatred out there, scary stuff

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Alf Hog Imminent @sincerelikeable.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 18:29 UTC

My initial reaction? Unrealistic -- but I'm intrigued and willing to hear more

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Alf Hog Imminent @sincerelikeable.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 13:16 UTC

why is June bug taking July 4th away from hard working Americans

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Alf Hog Imminent @sincerelikeable.bsky.social [ View ] May 30, 2024 at 00:53 UTC

It's easier once you realize the one on the right is actually a diva cup

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