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John Maddening @johnmaddening.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:47 UTC

NO RULES at #CVG2024

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skeetlet @sithlet.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 04:30 UTC

Yes.amazing.

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skeetlet @sithlet.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:35 UTC

“Where’s the jawa with the big tiddies?!” #CVG2024 guest of honor, Susanna Malek

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skeetlet @sithlet.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 23:44 UTC

So sorry to the person at #CVG2024, who complimented my Ghost shirt and threw horns. And when I tried to horns in return, I accidentally flipped them off because muscle memory.

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skeetlet @sithlet.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 03:34 UTC

I’m playing Careless Whispers at them on my flaming dulcimer/bagpipe/zulkoon monstrosity and MOCKING them.

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skeetlet @sithlet.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 03:26 UTC

Sprinkled with “I just heard gunshots” no you didn’t. Probably.

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skeetlet @sithlet.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 03:24 UTC

Current D&D campaign… we are fighting with a giant snot monster and I’m doing my best to psychic damage them to death as a tiefling doof warrior bard.

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skeetlet @sithlet.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 05:32 UTC

Ah now I understand why he’s so mad about OSHA keeping him down

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skeetlet @sithlet.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 05:26 UTC

Ah, yes. Said like a man who has a ton of experience with workplaces that require such things.

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skeetlet @sithlet.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 05:24 UTC

Yeah, I just checked.

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skeetlet @sithlet.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 02:18 UTC

Hair pulling is neat 🫠🫠🫠solidarity.

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skeetlet @sithlet.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 02:17 UTC

I remember getting on the city bus the next morning, my eyes tired and puffy and looking up at the Black woman driving the bus and we Shared A Moment.

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skeetlet @sithlet.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 02:12 UTC

*disassociates and pulls hair out because trichotillomania*

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skeetlet @sithlet.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 02:09 UTC

Omg. 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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skeetlet @sithlet.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 01:58 UTC

What if *gasp* the toilet seat is up… or *DOUBLE GASP* I see a URINAL?!

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skeetlet @sithlet.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 01:53 UTC

We need an Orca Signal

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skeetlet @sithlet.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 01:53 UTC

As a bi cis woman, I would kindly ask her not to presume to consider me when she spews her yacht thoughts.

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skeetlet @sithlet.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 01:44 UTC

🥹🥹🥹🥹

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skeetlet @sithlet.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 01:44 UTC

I love him so much 🥹

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skeetlet @sithlet.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 01:42 UTC

My eepy guy.

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skeetlet @sithlet.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 13:34 UTC

If anything’s gonna make me more scared of fish, it’s SENTIENT FISH.

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skeetlet @sithlet.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 13:33 UTC

SAAAAAAAAAME. The fucker DREW BLOOD.

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skeetlet @sithlet.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 12:29 UTC

One time, I was at the beach with @voolala.bsky.social and told her I hate fish. We decided to go in the water and those fuckers were WAITING.

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skeetlet @sithlet.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 05:21 UTC

Fun fact: I am afraid of fish. Related: They Know. Evidence: Yesterday, when I was standing in the water talking to another random queer person, I suddenly screamed and flailed in front of a stranger when one bit me on a scab on my ankle. Several years ago when I was in a tube they bit my butt.

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skeetlet @sithlet.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 04:12 UTC

BRIT

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skeetlet @sithlet.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 02:49 UTC

Brioncé

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skeetlet @sithlet.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 03:45 UTC

The way I was so angry when my husband accidentally bought the scented variety…

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skeetlet @sithlet.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 03:15 UTC

I, too, saw a great butt this pride week. 🥹

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skeetlet @sithlet.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 03:15 UTC

I’m gonna muster up my best social interaction spoons for the queer beach party tomorrow

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skeetlet @sithlet.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:12 UTC

Happy Pride to my fellow bisexuals.

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skeetlet @sithlet.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:07 UTC

Twin Cities, go look at the friggin clouds

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skeetlet @sithlet.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 16:36 UTC

Yup. It’s pretty spot-on for me. I’d expect a hair more New England orangey-reds since I went to high school there and adopted at least some of my mannerisms from that, but here we are.

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skeetlet @sithlet.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 16:20 UTC

My new most worn shirt has arrived.

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skeetlet @sithlet.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 16:02 UTC

We set the whole thing off balance the second we attempt to sit on it

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skeetlet @sithlet.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 14:38 UTC

But also yeah I have so many dices.

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skeetlet @sithlet.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 14:38 UTC

It’s such a pleasing thud. I’ll keep it up. Cosmetic damage to the bottom of a bowl that is supposed to hold yarn doesn’t bother me!

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skeetlet @sithlet.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 14:35 UTC

We’ll see if I regret it when my metal dice scratch the bowl, but I doubt it

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skeetlet @sithlet.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 14:23 UTC

Power’s out, can’t work. Oh no.🤷🤷🤷🤷

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skeetlet @sithlet.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 14:22 UTC

My gender is Chopper

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skeetlet @sithlet.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 03:53 UTC

Highly recommend going to a 30+ queer dance party instead of watching the debate.

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skeetlet @sithlet.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 03:45 UTC

I just had Taco Bell. A+ would recommend

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skeetlet @sithlet.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 03:44 UTC

He got me. 😭

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skeetlet @sithlet.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 20:09 UTC

The most critical of fails

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skeetlet @sithlet.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 13:35 UTC

Really Duluth Trading is the best “it has pockets!” conversation starter.

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