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laurenmerica online

@sixregrets.uhoh-boom.com

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hi it's lauren! friend of blahaj, hater of cops. luddite tech worker by vocation, anarchist by provocation. fix your hearts or die. dms are open, please be normal in them.


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as a kid, chunks ahoy replaced chips ahoy at costco at some point and my life was never quite the same

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just ask the french, it happened to them, it will happen to you

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they complain about us with our takes about their politics and then never shut the fuck up about them.. make it make sense

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testosterone is one hell of a drug

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everything is a word if you believe in it hard enough

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too bad hockey isn't real

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guy that only eats food from trucks

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born too late to experience computing with the power of a math coprocessor in a secondary socket

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a polity of posters

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palo alro palorama

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why don't fast food places let you order nuggets as a side? with all the bad things going on every day, you still expect me to suffer with this shoestring french fry bullshit?

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aka the ultimate titty twister

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sounds cool but i think it would cause a lot of pain

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[rhetorical question zone] why is pornography considered to be 'obscene' but not slapping 'fuck joe biden' stickers all over your cars

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i'd really like to know what he thinks the sides are. 'didn't actually happen' vs 'CIA did it'?

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beating the allegations (fake allegations against myself to beat in order to farm clout)

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did a search for that last word there and found an unfortunate thing

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kiki and bouba actually refers to crunchy vs smooth peanut butter enjoyers

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no dice.. turns out the problem was me all along, fuck

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i love little productivity tips like 'save time by scheduling five minutes less in meetings' as if things are magically going to get done quicker that's like 'save money by spending less money'

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keirth

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i'm pro fireworks sry

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no cherry

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happy new year reddit

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i wonder what that ice cream so good gang gang girl is up to these days

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nationalizing nigel farage and figuring out why he is like that

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don't believe the headlines, it's just rishi in a starmer shaped mecha. pretty much the same policies anyways.

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really one of the most products of our time

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what did we do with ourselves before bounty select a size came along

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not immune to propaganda but also not not immune to propaganda

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wish there was a mute list for people that used that phrase

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they're not gonna dust themselves

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the guy from the focus group was right. the car should be too small. and stinky.

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not sure about that one, chief

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you just gotta get more people to vote the right way, that'll do it

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a dog, playing video games? preposterous

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good news, everyone! the sun is very angry with us and will kill us all tomorrow by swallowing the earth whole :( :)

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i tried to order 'the chicken tenders appy' and 'chicken tendies' came out of my mouth

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cooked

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can we get rid of 'unserious' now, i'm always trying to be silly

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@bskyttrpg.bsky.social stats

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is it the whole mannequin or just the legs?

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going to reboot the gravity generators, hold on a minute

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he could have a pass

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youtu.be/Y82jDHRrswc?...

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what if we kissed at the propane depot at 2am

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Save a lot of landfill space

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threads is probably the place for them (derogatory)

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Have a problem? Anxious at the world today? Have 2 corn dog

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