Scott Raymond

Lux in the Bronx 🎗️ @rlux.nyc [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 02:20 UTC

One weird trick to improve the skyline — say “Thank you” to someone if you learn something from them. It costs you nothing but a few second of time and people love to be appreciated.

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Scott Raymond @skawt.net [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 21:09 UTC

Pretty sure she knows. That nasty smirk of hers is permanent.

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Scott Raymond @skawt.net [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 22:53 UTC

I haven’t watched eps 4-5 of this season, but man is he good at doing a coma.

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Scott Raymond @skawt.net [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 22:52 UTC

That’s not a dog, it’s a dorkg.

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Scott Raymond @skawt.net [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 16:25 UTC

What if we want to watch you trap a wolf in live debate?

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Scott Raymond @skawt.net [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 16:12 UTC

Fling for great justice!

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Scott Raymond @skawt.net [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 17:42 UTC

Paxlovid made it easier for me, but I’m still heavily fatigued. At least the sinus issues and fever are gone.

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Scott Raymond @skawt.net [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 18:29 UTC

Snot funny, John.

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Scott Raymond @skawt.net [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:37 UTC

“Are they supposed to do that? Because I’ve got a great idea for a lawn watering apparatus.”

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Scott Raymond @skawt.net [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:02 UTC

I’m waiting for the debate between Hunter Biden and RFK, Jr.’s brain worm.

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Scott Raymond @skawt.net [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 00:57 UTC

Same. And I’m not even watching the debate.

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Scott Raymond @skawt.net [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 00:56 UTC

When life gives you lemons, have a lemonparty. #cavejohnson #damnlemons #lifesmanager #burnyourhousedown

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Scott Raymond @skawt.net [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 00:26 UTC

Also, I hate my brain for just shoving “Banner Got Back” into my consciousness without my permission or approval. Stupid brain.

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Scott Raymond @skawt.net [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 00:23 UTC

Also, I love chicken schnitzel. I long ago adopted my mom’s recipe and improved it. Except for breading using matzo meal instead of bread crumbs or panko—that I kept.

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Scott Raymond @skawt.net [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 00:21 UTC

Show this to Sloth

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Scott Raymond @skawt.net [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 00:14 UTC

Yup, I was just saying, “Lar doesn’t hate my eyes as much as he used to” in time for you to prove me wrong.

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Scott Raymond @skawt.net [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 00:12 UTC

“Did you know that Paul McCartney was in a band before Wings?” was a joke that went around when we were kids.

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Scott Raymond @skawt.net [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 02:12 UTC

At least on Mastodon we have the ability to block entire domains.

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