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🇺🇦🌈🫶🏻 I like memes, Pokémon, guys, video games, and Cher.
I also like countries that don’t kill kids en masse. No exceptions.

Retired Digital Assassin

As Canadian as possible, under the circumstances. #eh

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‘We do the job just as well as men’: Ukrainian women take on coal mining

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Simple Minds are going to be pissed when they find out I forgot about them.

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Don’t you guys have some amendment or something that handles this scenario? Maybe you should use that.

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Kevin Rothrock's avatar Kevin Rothrock @kevinrothrock.bsky.social
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Russian state TV aired a video this week of a soldier mercy-killing a wounded fellow serviceman during a drone attack. The host claimed the footage shows Ukrainian draftees “shot in the back” by bloodthirsty “neo-Nazis,” but… meduza.io/feature/2024/07/…

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Ukrainian player Dayana Yastremska refused to shake hands with Russian-born French opponent Varvara Gracheva at Wimbledon. She got French nationality in 2023 Since the war, Russian players compete under neutral flags. Yastremska won 3-6, 6-4, 7-6 & snubbed Gracheva at the net

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Seagulls fly upside down when they are over Russia. There’s nothing worth shitting on.

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I feel accomplished on social media. Donated to something to help sink a Russian ship. Glub-glub.

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Can you imagine the US, calling up NATO and saying “Help, Canada is invading!!!” NATO be like “ lol, rite! 😂😂”

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I have so much wood right now. 😍

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America: hold my watery beer…

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A visual representation of what it feels like to be a Tesla owner. 😂 Elmo should have at least bought them dinner.

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Give it a couple of years, let’s see where we land.

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We should test that out.

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I do think having a high fiber diet def helps with the wiping. Shit sticks together better, less cling-ons on the way out. Think a slip n’ slide, but for poo.

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It’s a given that water was involved post wipe in most cases. Hence today’s popularity of bidets.

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1 guy killed himself by shoving a communal sponge down his throat. I’ve also heard of a tradition in the desert of using your left hand to wipe. This leaves your right hand to eat with. So a punishment was to chop off your right hand because no one would ever invite you to eat in their house.

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So, I guess Joe can have Trump carted off to Gitmo for having classified docs when he was out of office? And a few of the justices for bribery? Seems like he could without a worry in the world.

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Shells, pottery(with your enemies names on it), leaves, corn husks, communal sponges if yer in Rome doing as the Romans do, and cloth if yer super rich.

www.history.com/news/toilet-...

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The true Defenders are very special to me. Please do not send your money to these scammers pretending to be Ukrainian Defenders 🙏

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I needed to read this today. ❤️🇺🇦

#NAFO

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Donetsk is Ukraine. Luhansk is Ukraine. Crimea is Ukraine. And nothing Russia does will ever change it.

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This has been the worst start to a reelection campaign since JFK said “Let’s put the roof down”.

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Three days after the debate every Sunday news shows invited an avowed election-denying fascist on the air in an overt effort to legitimize them as good-faith commentators The news media is openly pro-fascist

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Everyone calls them boomers. I call them what they were originally called, the “Me Generation”. They def lived up to the name.

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Bullet Train is good. 👍

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Cooking dinner for my son, then relaxing with video games & movies. Minecraft, No Man’s Sky, maybe some Fortnite. What you doing?

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#Fellas, here’s an opportunity to help the seniors of Ukraine. Julia Subbotina works miracles turning just mere dollars into tables full of food for some of the most vulnerable in Ukraine. She posts photos every day on Facebook and X. And your donation puts you in a drawing for this challenge coin.😻

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He should be put to The Boats. I’d pay to see that. 👍

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We don’t deserve cats. At least, that’s what mine keep telling me.

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A friend just got back from a couple of weeks in Europe. Texted me to chat this morning. At 7am. On a Saturday. After 20 minutes and me saying explicitly “you know it’s Saturday?”, she still hasn’t clued in that she woke me up. 😂😂😂

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In the war, we will call the “undecided“ “mine clearing specialists”.

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The actual danger is voter apathy.

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Hopefully Barry has a long talk with him today.

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Awesome! russia is losing! Black Sea fleet are stinking pirates! Books📚 for 🇺🇦spread the word! thanks!

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Which is to say Joe shot himself in the foot while Trump farted. Yeah, we’re fucked.

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