Paul Bronks

Paul Bronks @slendersherbet.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 21:20 UTC

UK Weather Latest: "June, FUCKING JUNE"

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Paul Bronks @slendersherbet.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 11:20 UTC

I fucking knew it.

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Paul Bronks @slendersherbet.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 10:11 UTC

When you're trying to watch a film with someone and they keep asking questions.

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Paul Bronks @slendersherbet.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 08:32 UTC

"Just give us the fucking fish, Dave, I don't want to hurt you"

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Paul Bronks @slendersherbet.bsky.social [ View ] May 06, 2024 at 14:20 UTC

"I ORDERED THE CHÂTEAUNEUF-DU-PAPE, DAMMIT"

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Paul Bronks @slendersherbet.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 30, 2024 at 04:23 UTC

❤️

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Paul Bronks @slendersherbet.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 27, 2024 at 11:59 UTC

Find someone who looks at you like Roger looks at a barbecue.

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Paul Bronks @slendersherbet.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 07, 2024 at 14:30 UTC

“WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS”

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Paul Bronks @slendersherbet.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 03, 2024 at 20:25 UTC

L'expert en camouflage.

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Paul Bronks @slendersherbet.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 31, 2024 at 20:41 UTC

“I would have been back sooner but the cat was asleep”

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Paul Bronks @slendersherbet.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 31, 2024 at 11:39 UTC

He is risen.

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Paul Bronks @slendersherbet.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 29, 2024 at 20:30 UTC

“Am I a joke to you?”

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Paul Bronks @slendersherbet.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 24, 2024 at 17:38 UTC

Le fantôme de l'opéra

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Paul Bronks @slendersherbet.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 23, 2024 at 21:46 UTC

Girafe, championne de cache-cache.

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Paul Bronks @slendersherbet.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 22, 2024 at 13:57 UTC

Chien, magicien célèbre.

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Paul Bronks @slendersherbet.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 21, 2024 at 14:34 UTC

Chat, le grand illusionniste.

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Paul Bronks @slendersherbet.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 19, 2024 at 14:07 UTC

Felt cute, might shit in the house later, IDK

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Paul Bronks @slendersherbet.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 16, 2024 at 13:19 UTC

Cats That Look Like Middle Aged Men's Facebook Profile Pictures (An Occasional Series)

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Paul Bronks @slendersherbet.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 12, 2024 at 14:12 UTC

🎶"I hate to turn up out of the blue, uninvited, but I couldn't stay away, I couldn't fight it. I had hoped you'd see my face and that you'd be reminded that for me, it isn't over"🎶

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Paul Bronks @slendersherbet.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 25, 2024 at 15:24 UTC

Me: “I’m not a drama queen” Also me after every minor inconvenience:

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Paul Bronks @slendersherbet.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 07, 2024 at 16:23 UTC

How kind, thank you!

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Paul Bronks @slendersherbet.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 07, 2024 at 14:29 UTC

"Just get in the van, Dave, I'll explain on the way"

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Paul Bronks @slendersherbet.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 30, 2024 at 21:50 UTC

I usually post animal stuff, but I guess if you know someone who is missing this pair of black socks, you could let them know?

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Paul Bronks @slendersherbet.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 19, 2024 at 21:06 UTC

"I CAUGHT A MOUSE AND IT WAS THIS BIG I SWEAR TO GOD"

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Paul Bronks @slendersherbet.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 10, 2024 at 15:53 UTC

"I don't tell you how to live your life, Sonia"

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Paul Bronks @slendersherbet.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 06, 2024 at 14:43 UTC

"Kick my fucking seat again, I dare you"

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Paul Bronks @slendersherbet.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 04, 2024 at 10:14 UTC

"Did you sleep well?" Me:

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Paul Bronks @slendersherbet.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 27, 2023 at 19:26 UTC

"You, there, boy, what fucking day is it?"

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Paul Bronks @slendersherbet.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 27, 2023 at 09:41 UTC

Sleep Like an Egyptian.

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Paul Bronks @slendersherbet.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 25, 2023 at 10:23 UTC

Wishing you all a very Happy Christmas. Thank you for your support of whatever the fuck this is. Much love ❤️

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Paul Bronks @slendersherbet.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 25, 2023 at 09:46 UTC

"Mary, we need to talk"

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Paul Bronks @slendersherbet.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 20, 2023 at 08:36 UTC

"DAE AH HAE TAE SPELL IT OOT FUR YE, LINDA, AYE?"

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Paul Bronks @slendersherbet.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 19, 2023 at 21:44 UTC

Thank you!

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Paul Bronks @slendersherbet.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 19, 2023 at 21:24 UTC

"DO I HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU LINDA"

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Paul Bronks @slendersherbet.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 15, 2023 at 16:18 UTC

"The service here is fucking terrible"

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Paul Bronks @slendersherbet.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 13, 2023 at 08:05 UTC

That's very kind, thank you!

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Paul Bronks @slendersherbet.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 11, 2023 at 09:52 UTC

Good morning, thanks for the photos. Watch out for them in the other place. Wishing you a good day too!

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Paul Bronks @slendersherbet.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 11, 2023 at 09:47 UTC

What are their names, please, Fi?

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Paul Bronks @slendersherbet.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 11, 2023 at 09:28 UTC

If you can't hide a Christmas crime scene, just pretend you're a victim.

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Paul Bronks @slendersherbet.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 08, 2023 at 12:47 UTC

"I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you here today"

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Paul Bronks @slendersherbet.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 05, 2023 at 09:53 UTC

"It was like this when I came in"

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Paul Bronks @slendersherbet.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 04, 2023 at 16:51 UTC

"I'm making an omelette, what do you think I'm doing"

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Paul Bronks @slendersherbet.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 02, 2023 at 16:17 UTC

"Houston, we have a bigger problem"

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Paul Bronks @slendersherbet.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 27, 2023 at 22:45 UTC

"Oh hi, you're home early"

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Paul Bronks @slendersherbet.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 22, 2023 at 21:48 UTC

"Are we a joke to you?"

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Paul Bronks @slendersherbet.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 19, 2023 at 17:19 UTC

👆 I hope that helps 😊

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Paul Bronks @slendersherbet.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 19, 2023 at 17:18 UTC

Anyone trying to tell me that this is photoshopped has obviously never borrowed money from a giraffe and fucked off on holiday without paying him back.

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Paul Bronks @slendersherbet.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 18, 2023 at 21:31 UTC

When someone who owes you money goes on holiday.

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Paul Bronks @slendersherbet.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 17, 2023 at 09:29 UTC

Sorry I'm late for work, I followed this car for two hours.

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Paul Bronks @slendersherbet.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 15, 2023 at 16:58 UTC

"You probably can't even tell, but a little bit of the door fell off while you were out"

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