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Parker

@sluttyaxolotl.bsky.social

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It me. They/them

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Tater thot cASSerole

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Hole grain oats

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Chicken breast

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Taintoyaki

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Artitchoke

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Snap pea(ni)s

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Ball drop soup

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Penis Colada 🍆🍍

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Penic atac

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@dorganamorgana.bsky.social Cerci's cumming on to you

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"Prepare thy nutz for harvest" is probably the single most ominous thing you've ever said on this app

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So I saw this post on Bluesky a while ago, then tonight I saw the exact same pic on tumblr. Took me a few minutes of plagiarism worries before I realized you were literally the same account 😅

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*en-cum-bred

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The fact that you think "haole" is a racial slur 💀

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I thought carcharodontosaurus was your favorite?

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Tommy "Xanax" Anti-Depressants

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Thank you for reminding me to text my mom lol

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You severely underestimate how excited I get seeing a neighborhood possum

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Cerci, Dyslexic Shart 🦈 's avatar Cerci, Dyslexic Shart 🦈 @badsharkcerci.bsky.social
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📢 Emergency Commissions

Hey if anyone wants me to draw their fursona/character of choice, hmu please. I need help repairing my car window.

$25 for flat color head
$50 for a flat color full body/cel shaded head
$100 for a cel shaded full body per character

(Nsfw welcome)

#Furryart #art #furry

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One thing that helps me is using an ice pack on the injection area first so you don't feel the needle as much when it goes in. And if you play music or have a conversation going, the distraction helps

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RTGame is that other Irish gamer that plays with CallMeKevin and JackSepticeye sometimes

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The nightmare version with a transparent background lol

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Y'know, the one with the hair and glasses. Not the older guy, the younger one

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Got bored before I actually finished it, but behold: the outline of a bark!

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Are you ready for world leaders to finally get sea-rious about stopping plastic pollution? On Earth Day world leaders convene to negotiate the first-ever Global Plastics Treaty. Join us and other aquariums to urge U.S. leaders to take bold action on plastic. Sign the petition mbayaq.co/3vBDSF9

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If you cook it right, bass is actually quite tender 🐟

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You yourself made this joke when you developed his character love

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Will this one turn into an orgy too? Asking for a friend 👀

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Raccoon Ravine is petitioning to protect the raccoons and wildlife in their area from the US Fish and Wildlife hunters. Only 1200 signatures to go

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