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DevOps. Furry. 996 enthusiast. Smol Coffee Car.šŸš— Cooking For One. Dog dad.


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That one has popped up on some British car groups I'm in. It's a nice build.

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Single JQL. Seeks other who enjoys dumb early morning mountain drives in dumb British sports cars. Must not enkindle trust issues like dumb British sports cars. (Must also be into rubber and fetishy shit.)

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Made a run up to The Cube this morning. Trust issues developed along the way.

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Observed the 4th with my doggo, fireworks make her very anxious. Resurrected a couple of family traditions for the day, homemade fried chicken and root beer float. Now enjoying the shit out of the 5th, having taken the day off ā€˜cause who the hell gets anything done after a Thursday holiday?

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I like my cheese British my cars weird and my ears are wreck from motorcycling.

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Coffee Car: Independence Day

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Itā€™s been a long time since Iā€™ve prepared fried chicken. šŸ” Something like 15 years? But it was memorable because it was also a July 4th.

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Itā€™s so hot out that cats are melting in my front yard.

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These thing are such maintenance pigs just needing to replace the plugs could write them off as mechanically totaled.

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Thinking about my departed Little Man, Kenji, today. I made this nightlight for him when he could no long climb stairs.

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If you see this, post a picture from your phone but don't explain it.

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Went house shopping with a friend today. What an adventure. The third we saw had huge lot, murder barn Buffalo Bill would love, and a pool house that looks like it was used imprison trafficked sex slaves.

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If the choice is between a well meaning old man who doesnā€™t always make the right decisions and has occasional senior moments or a corrupt, convicted felon conman who will usher in and entrench enduring authoritarian, fascist regimes bent on marginalizing minoritiesā€¦itā€™s not really hard choice.

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John Waters is a goddamn national treasure!

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I like it more than my GT350. By a lot.

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Rental Spec V6 Camaro. Iā€¦I donā€™t hate it. But also, what a fuck of a day has lead me to driving this thing.

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The Monkee Mobile was not on my dance card for today butā€¦Iā€™ll take the bright spot.

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For reference, the 48v system took a shit on 580E outside of Pleasanton.

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Howā€™s your day going? Today Iā€™ve learned to never trust a modern Mercedes.

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Since getting the Bambu Lab P1S w/AMS unit, I've been non-stop running old half-spools of PLA and PETG mad printing Gridfinity base plates and basic bins...Mostly to use up old filament stock. This printer is a beast. I want another one.

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Iā€™m sure that one of their [many] problems is that Anne Frank wrote about fondling herself the way a woman should only fondle a gun.

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This election cycle is doing nothing at all to help me work past my high-functioning alcoholism.

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Is Wicked Chicken even still a thing? Is it even worth going to?

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The AMS system is the best thing.

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My workhorse Ender 3 has just been put out to pasture. This thing is a beast.

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I'm glad that the Wikipedia page for "Presidential palace" includes the White House. It feels like the term only gets used by the media for marginal democracies.

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In general, my mood has been dysphoric for the past few weeks. I feel like I need a change of place.

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The recipe breaks down to around $4 per 3-taco serving.

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Predictable, if nothing else for Tuesday. Steak tacos, made with home made seasoning blend. About 350kcal for three.

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Kind of? I'll have to go through a fresh round of architecture reviews and POC deployments since it's been a couple of year since I'd first proposed TheSolution(tm).

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I'm once again confronted with PastMe having the solution that PresentMe is looking for that PastMe wasn't able to implement BackThen because Reasons(tm).

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Iā€™ve been making my own lube and shine for years with great success. :)

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The best. High class. All ass. Ready for grass. Unless you're not white.

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The second I heard @victoriascott.bsky.socialā€™s We Deserve This mentioned on the Smoking Tire PodCast I put dropped cash on a pre-order.

Queer voices in car culture are many and varied but unfortunately generally suppressed.

Anybody as a the persons in this book needs to be talked about.

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Conservative Influencers be like... "I bathed in leaded shit water for 40 days to prove that people in Flint, Michigan, are whining babies!" Later that year... "I'm dying from hepatitis and blood poisoning but because liberals forced me to bathe in leaded shit water for 40 days!"

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Oh, look. The Righties are trying to turn common courtesy into a culture war issue. Again.

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Completely skippable dumb shit from yesterday morning. Love me some early morning Sunday driving.

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Low key weekend. Cleaned/de-dogged my daily driver, then sorted a pile of random metric hardware on Saturday. This morning I went on an early morning drive, watched the Spanish Grand Prix and just relaxed.

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Early dinner bullshit. Air fryer salmon chunks over riced veggies. And refreshing adult beverage.

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Fucky oil temp sensor is fucky.

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*phone call during work hours* Rando: Hi Sean, Iā€™m calling for [rando SAAS service]. Is this a good time. Me: No. Working a high pri. Donā€™t call back. Rando: Okay, I hear you but if I can just take a couple of minutesā€¦ Me: My time is $20,000 a minute. You want my Venmo? Rando: ā€¦

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If Iā€™m a planet I wanna be Water World, baaaaaybeeeee!!!

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This is also my ā€œYour service just generated 1TB of logs in 20 minutes. What the actual fuck?!ā€ face.

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