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Yeah, I'm not sure either, but I promise to try.


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“Tonight”

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Thirty minutes in... 🙄

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Happy birthday! I hope you got some cake 🍰🎂

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Oh, *now* you're talking.

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Had to remember someone's birthday the old fashioned way... He's not on Facebook.

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You'd totally rock that hospital gown, though.

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Wise words. You wouldn't get to 80 year old you, if you'd been 20 year old me.

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I am getting up. To go to the gym. I AM getting up .. now... Ok... NOW.

Ok, one more minute.

Then, I am going to get up to go... bit late for the gym now... maybe I go for a walk...

No, gtfo of bed, NOW. Lardarse.

Lard... Hmmm... The Power of Lard...

youtu.be/HLoxuxCQp9s?...

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Am going to watch it when I get up

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Midday Sunday. Clothes are done. About to attack the kitchen. I'm the only one awake.

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That they do. Remember your tomorrow. It’s not that far away. You are strong enough to make it there.

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The best option for long term archival storage is still microfiche because you don’t need much technology to read it. But you want to digitise the contents as well for processing, especially with the advancements in large language models

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Something something separation of government and church...

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🤣 They were baking bread in the car 🚗?

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Yeah... Whatever. Everybody can reply. Nobody ever does.

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Rarely after I read about them, but often because they pop up in my feed on Spotify. I used to listen to Bandcamp, SoundCloud and Beatport, but they all got overrun by a gazillion bands and it became impossible to find decent music that way.

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Meh

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Lost my Dad today. He was 77. He lives halfway around the world and I won't get a chance to get to his funeral. But I am not sad. I'm not anything. Perhaps a little tired.

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I'm not that smart. Why do I get so defensive when people point that out? Would a smarter person be less defensive? 🤔 Tell me.

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🤔 a 50K word sex scene would require Viagra

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Yeah, it gets a bit scary when old people are your age and you're still not a grown up

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🤷‍♂️

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Yay, fell asleep at 9. Noooo, awake at 3.

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Ironic that it's in The Atlantic

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I wish my piles of words would do that. Great talent 🙌

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Battery is low. Need a holiday.

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It's a good thing.

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Anarchy.

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Yeah... Nah

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Yes... it's not exactly sexy or confident, is it?

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I don't know if I should be relieved or offended that hardly any recruiters contact me on LinkedIn.

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Writing notes... Farting while fucking?

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15 hours on 2 hours sleep. Euro 2024 is killing my sleep schedule.

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S09E23 guilty as charged.

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My better half has a whole twenty minute routine around this one

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Patriotism isn't what it used to be.

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Black and death metal do it for me 🤘

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Watching "Civil War", and not expecting much, but it's actually not that bad so far. (30 minutes in)

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Yeah, yeah, blame the Animus. You could've googled the difficult rifts.

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I had my Google Nest sitting next to my iPhone and was going to ask Siri something but stumbled “Hey, Google… no, sorry, Siri”… and got a sad “ok”. Anyway, I asked Siri, and got the “Here is what I found on the web…”, and a moment later Nest came back with, “Typical… do you want a real answer,now?”

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Oh, and there should be bonus calories burned for when it's raining... especially when it's that shit rain, that goes through everything... ok? So, twice the calories for "fucking cold" mornings, and bonus calories lost for rain. Got it?

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Ok, Nature, God... whoever is in charge here... I have a suggestion. If you want me to be fit and get up in the morning and go for a jog or a walk... and I get why you think that's a good idea, right... I do... but, when it's fucking cold, can you at least burn twice the calories?

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It's going to fade once the followers figure out that there are other countries that play and the US won't automatically become "world champions". 🤣

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You and me both

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Doctor: " Can you come in earlier?" Me: "No probs, when?" Doctor: "Say 1:05 instead of 3:15?" Me: "Sure, I'll be there at 1:05" 1:45... still in the waiting room...

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O-H!

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Yoga Day II. Odd feeling in my shoulders. 🤔

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They couldn't figure it out from your name. Alles warmduschende Turnbeutelvergesser. Vengeance is justified.

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