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The moral of the story: Don’t name your kids after dead relatives. #HouseOfTheDragon

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Why aren’t you guys calling for convicted felon and alleged pedophile Donald Trump to drop out?

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4 months before the election? FOH

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It’s the MAGA indoctrination plan. Keep em stupid and republican.

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Was America always this stupid? Or did we just hide it well?

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IF is great. I restarted last week doing 24 hr fasts and down 5 lbs. The downside, eating once a day fkn sucks! Also if you stop IF for an extended period of time, you gain it all back really quickly 😕

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They don’t like you. They tolerate you.

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So sick and tired of that spitting broad. It wasn’t even that funny.

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That crypto mining bs pisses me off so much.

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Or the government can shut down crypto mining and pass the electric savings to it’s citizens 🤷‍♂️

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There isn’t a single likable character in House of the Dragon. Maybe Rhaenyra’s bastards, but other than that they’re all awful people.

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Idk 🤷‍♂️ it always seemed odd to me that military, public servants etc. swear an oath to the constitution and not the country. Basically saying that the “country’s laws” are more important than the people or land.

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Great times🥲

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I have two really good friends and everyone else is an acquaintance.

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Really dumb that they force kids to pledge allegiance to the flag before the republic and no mention of the constitution. Also weird that the military swears an oath to defend the constitution and not the country.

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It’s a travesty that this crypto scam hasn’t been shut down.

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Take Elon and Trump with you!

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Perfect 👍

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I bought a leather air freshener and now my car smells like I’ve been smoking 8 packs of Marlboros a day.

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What are we even doing in America?

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I hate these people so much.

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Now I have to read the novel

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PGA tour watch out!

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So scary

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Awesome collection

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Long overdue. Was stuck at the airport for 7 hours on Tuesday.

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Simple. Don’t break the fkn law if you don’t like prison.

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Meanwhile in Texas

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Idk it seems that segment of morons was never going to vote for Biden anyways. Win-win? 🤷‍♂️

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Greatest phone call scene?

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Still makes me laugh.

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Keep giving him chances until one of his idiot followers hurts someone. Stupid fkn judge

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That mustache is a dead giveaway.

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Tehran is good and so is slow horses. I started watching manhunt but bailed on it.

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Talking should be illegal on the bus

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It started off so promising than the shows went to shit.

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Some Orwellian propaganda bs

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But only on a sunny dry day

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Abbott belongs in jail

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Every day after school it would park across the street.

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It’s so good. I was dying laughing at 3 am when I started watching it this weekend.

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That baby seen some things

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I’ll have to check it out.

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The Joker was a garbage movie not worthy of a sequel.

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Fuck you. Go eat more toast beans for breakfast you fkn twat.

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