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Michelle aka your smartass pal

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Solidly bitter, and a touch spicy with alcohol in the finish. She/Her


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That’s rude.

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Amazing

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That Barbara’s rhubarb bar tune is catchy.

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Currently at the airport waiting to fly to Nelson for a weekend of wood carving at one of my favourite places. www.cfw.co.nz

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www.sweatwithpride.com/fundraisers/... if you’re into supporting queer organisations, I’m sweating with pride and would welcome your contribution.

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Earthquakes at bedtime are rude. 4.1 in Porirua, eh. #eqnz

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Every house surrounded by privacy preserving bushes should have an outdoor bath. This should be enshrined in law. Posted from an outdoor bath surrounded by wilderness on three sides and a view over the harbour to Eastbourne on the fourth.

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The trouble with collecting data about your health via smart devices is that you now have data about your health.

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I had an ocular migraine yesterday that has left me feeling mildly hungover today. And I’ve got a pain in my big toe joint making me wonder if I’m developing gout in my old age. Meat sacks are a poor design choice. Just sayin.

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Sexiest phrase in the English language? “Dipping gravy”

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How bizarre. I can appear anxiety free to most people. Someone doesn’t understand high functioning people.

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Whoa. I don’t understand people without anxiety. Do they also just focus on one thing on their phone and not alternating between the airline app, the browser tab of departures on the airports website and the flight aware of the physical plane that is theirs that’s coming in from the last flight?

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Our little cat didn't come home last night. We're at the top of Daniell St, Newtown near the hospital. Please check she is not trapped. Her name is Waitī, and she's extremely shy. She'll retreat and run away from people. Please don't try and catch her, just send her on her way.

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Much love to you Cate. 💔

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NY Times mini puzzle made me laugh out loud yesterday. Truly.

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Tell me you rolled your own date library without telling me you rolled your own date library …

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This was a JOURNEY. I’m glad at the end it was as more Eras than Errors.

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The trouble with having Many Skills is that when you can’t find the thing you picture in your head, you start thinking about making it yourself. Somewhere in your “plentiful” spare time, obviously.

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It is Thursday here. And yesterday was my first day of the week in the office so I can’t really complain. But it was still disheartening.

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I was just deeply disappointed to discover that today is not Friday. This short week is messing me up.

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please RT: the ERO has released a damning report into my old school, bethlehem college - and has found it to be utterly failing its LGBTQI+ students (the school also appears to have kicked & screamed throughout the process): www.webworm.co/p/bethlehemc...

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That was fun. Heard it before I felt it.

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I’m back on my bullshit tomorrow - back in the pottery studio to continue my Week Tea project - 52 teapots.

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I had a workmate take his wife to the dr on Friday because of similar symptoms. She’s also neg for Covid on testing. The doctor said it’s probably covid anyway. Not helpful, I know.

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How rude.

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I love this.

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It’s been a lot.

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I watched Saltburn, Good Grief and The Fall of the House of Usher this weekend. It’s been a whirlwind.

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Today is the anniversary of my dad’s passing. Because I don’t like to feel feelings, I bought a new chair (it’s huge) and I’ve reorganised the lounge to make room for it to be delivered in a week. Megan’s going to love coming home to a reorganised house. 😂

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Kieran Haslett-Moore 's avatar Kieran Haslett-Moore @southstarbrew.bsky.social
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Vale Ted Verrity 9/03/39 – 31/12/23 Stalwart of the NZ Beer scene, proud son of Hull, beloved husband of Francis, organisational powerhouse behind the early days of the Brewers Guild of NZ and Society of Beer Advocates, champion of traditional beer, and a good friend.

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Christmas period is truly over - I just got an email about Valentine’s Day.

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Happy new year to those who celebrate it. Yes, I’m 35 minutes early but I’m really sleepy and time is a construct. 🎆

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Rainier cherries bring me joy.

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Ōpuke hot pools in Methven.

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You can get ice cream and pizza and fries and other things too.

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Hot pools with swim up bars are the business.

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Merry Christmas pocket pals.

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Cute. I love it.

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She’s making a list and checking it twice … A list of the things she needs to do before heading on holiday that is.

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Done work for the year. It’s been a mad full one, that’s for sure.

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“I regret nothing. lol. “ that woman is the true patriot.

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Participated in a pottery throwdown challenge this morning - the 5 minute teapot. Given I haven’t thrown in over a year, it wasn’t the worst effort. lol.

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How the fuck is it the 10th of December?

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Sending you all the hugs and deep breaths.

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Thanks for the flying hug this afternoon. ❤️

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That is true sadness.

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