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Friend to El-ahrairah. Lover of The Old Stones and dirty engines. Para is my Normal. England (North). 'But there is no bargain, for here, what is, is what must be.'

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Dogs have such an impact on us.

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Fucking hell. He's the turd you just can't scrape.

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Feeling a bit bollox tonight, and I'm working tomorrow. Actually I'm getting 'refresher training' but it doesn't matter because you wouldn't need to train a chimp to do what I do for cash.

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Still others might think that a declining birth rate is probably a good thing, what with Climate Change and dwindling resources, etc.

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This was Travis. The best friend I ever had, at work after we graduated as archaeologists. He lived til he was almost 20 and the world is truly fucked without him (not to mention me)

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He looks like a smasher. I love terriers, tough little buggers.

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Three years ago. Sweet dreams.

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People often ask me - "have you got that picture of Cary Grant in uniform with a puppy poking out of the pocket?" Yes, they do. They rush up to me in the streets, it's true. Well, yes. Yes, I do. And here it is.

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I was supposed to be going in, but I've ducked it with my usual guile and cunning.

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That's when people tie votive cloths to trees, isn't it? No. Wait, I'm thinking of branch dressing.

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I have been deep cleaning the van. Enough dog hair to knit a Border Terrier in there.

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“Enid? It’s your publisher. We don’t like the title of your latest manuscript- have you got anything else up your sleeve?” “I’ve got ‘Five Drown In Ginger Beer Tsunami’, how does that sound?” “SOLD”

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🇫🇷 In France, Mr Bounce from the Mr Men books is called Monsieur Bing vs 🇪🇸 In Spain, Mr Muddle from the Mr Men books is called Don Confuso

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