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One of them is coming for your liver.
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At the cul-du-sac of infosec, technology, and privacy.
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One of them is coming for your liver.
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What’s the AI prompt that generated this? Wrong answers only.
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Temporary boat, temporary bathtub. Same thing. Just depends on where the water is. You’re getting both whether you want them or not.
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I get the feeling I’m going to need at least one Cutwater margarita after this episode.
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And everybody thought it was going to be AI.
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I can already hear the sound of huffing and puffing retirees and that goddamn ball.
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He’s gonna trade that for an F350 with a gun rack in Dallas.
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Hope his agent told him he won’t be driving his boat to practice.
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Your significant other doesn’t need to know where those new shoes came from. Only a sucker pays retail.
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Flexing that he has it financed. Nice.
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Lawyer,podcaster, and irreverent salad-maker.
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Daddy is on documented coaching PIP again.
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Coda? Or choad-a?
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They don’t show the kill room though.
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Y'all, just go out in the woods like normal people.
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Reminds me of the Hallmark Christmas movie plot generator.
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The Beocom 1600 was right up there. Literally the first and last desk phone I ever owned.
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Mmm, butter.
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This logic checks out. I ate a salad yesterday and was up all night with “intestinal distress” from what I assume was dodgy spinach. So there you go.
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“Damn, I forgot to out on The Club.”
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Then I had to get one of these because of RSI. 🫠
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“Here’s your empty Gatorade bottle.”
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If Fooby was an ai insect.
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Latest collab just dropped. Fabergé x Krispy Kreme.
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#45? Was thst intentional? Because he was pretty bad at maps. 🤔
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Yeah, that’s one euphemism for it.
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Niiiiice
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And after it has been in the sun all day long? 🤢
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Whoa. I was gonna say some edibles and NGL, but you dove straight in. 🫡
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I would love to meet the person who thought this was a good idea.
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I like to wear my assless chaps in the sahara desert.
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That’s pretty much the model. Take action after enough complaints. Have you started drafting your post-stay satisfaction survey response yet?
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Hard to stay attached to the VC teet if you’re asking too many questions.
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Is Boris Johnson going to be there polishing it too?
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.001% of radio waves is all it takes to activate the nanobots.
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NBA fans: What is this wizardry?
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A significant amount of modern society is now basically Ralph Wiggum.
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Look, you shut down Yahoo Answers and you gets what you get.
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Appropriating some Prodigy lyrics: Prepardness makes us powerful, Chocolate merely makes us fat.
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Is this the wife of the guy uber Trump d-bag that ran his cybertruck into the stairs the other day??
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Well what the hell else are you gonna put in those bonus holes?
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Maybe an issue with EU regulations on refrigerants? It has been ages since I’ve dealt with EU datacenter operations but I distinctly remember “EU regs” being a thing.
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More knees, more fingers, more AWESOME.™️
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I’m only coming down to poop. The way god intended.
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Until “life of the party” Martha-Ann shows up and gets trashed on watered down champagne, puts the lampshade on her head and the whole place spontaneously vaporizes.
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Damn it Ken, we just had the Shoes Off Inside culture war last night. We’re still tallying casualties.
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Extra holes only available in the paid app. 😕
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“Couldn’t get approved for an XM, guess a cyber truck will have to do.”
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Finally a trending topic where I have the context.
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