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Gizmo the Yipster

@spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social

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Just a 33yo kobold who loves starfleet, pokemon and fnaf. WARNING: KOBOLD MAY BITE.


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seeing yinglets all over the place has me worried

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very good boy, would frot with

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pro tip: never get attached to any character before you've watched the full series. you'll never know if you'll lose them...

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not me!

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i got this big bucket of clams and nobody to share them with

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oh, they better kiss by the end of it~

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@seanferrick.bsky.social ever notice how the Lower Deckers can be representations of different types of fans?

Boimler is the longtime superfan
Mariner is the fan who calls out nonsense but still loves Trek
Rutherford is the Trek tech nerd
Tendi is the new fan who's excited to binge the series

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yingles

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the kobold has discovered your search history

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every time someone's attempt at helping me in a tough spot involves the mention of god, i want to punch them could you possibly be any lazier and give less of a shit about others than to try and tell them about your bigoted religion?? "my life is in shambles" "god is watching over you" FUCK OFF.

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kissable moo <3

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i love them~

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when you follow an artist with a style you enjoy, only to find out that their posts are 5% art, 95% shitty takes

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the mask ban isn't even a new thing, but before it was full-face masks like mascot heads and other such things. the excuse then was it was a counter to the KKK, but that hasn't been the case for decades and instead was literally to allow racial profiling.

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welcome to north carolina, where every law that's passed is pretty much a personal attack on society

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that is a good ying

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yinglets with big attention-getting bows on their tails

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i will defend myself with the power of YIP

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just don't zhat zhing me

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crocwife <3

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somebody got zhat zhinged, didn't they

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scavs are cute but most of them seem to be so damn politically charged

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:(

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wen yip

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:(

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what about Yop???

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*bites* *bites* *bites* *bites* yip *bites*

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i'm more of a kulve taroth kinda 'bold because shinies. Rathian's giant chin spike makes things...difficult.

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this wasn't restricted to AC, but heating as well. there were AC systems in place, but the breakers were under lock and key. the HOA had to physically come out and flip the AC for you. average indoor temperature in the summer was 80F+. their argument was "open a window, you lazy fucks"

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HOAs are basically a miniature dictatorship. i had to live under an HOA for a few months, and they had a limit on how much AC could be used across the entire community. there was a SCHEDULE for which address could use AC, and only for a total of 2 hours per week.

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latex bodysuits that include high heels <33

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saves real artists the trouble of having their work stolen and sold for profit

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the funny thing is this sounds like something that the brothers chaps would actually do

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that brief kissing part was PEAK <3

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yip

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considering my unnaturally high tolerance for spice (not even ghost peppers bother me), watching people eat spicy noodles is amusing to me

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wanna hate my mom as much as I do? she burned all of my pokemon cards when I was 10. i had probably 7 holo charizards that i loved to flex on my friends.

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thanks to @jocat.net, i have become a MHW sword and shield main, and i outperform my friends in all of it

perfect rush go BRRRRRR

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honk if anything remember if you honk all you at me i will honk honk if you get any closer you have to honk if you will if i honk myself want honk if you have ever been victimized by honk

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i wanna make a new pfp but i'm too lazy to get on VRC right now. also i'm hungry. and thirsty. and lazy. yip.

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