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soap, we got air conditionin' inbound

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one of the benefits to only following 100 people on this webbed site is that when the screaming starts I am often too far removed to hear it right away

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Patrick Charlton-O'Shea 's avatar Patrick Charlton-O'Shea @aesonique.bsky.social
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I'm starting to remember why I stopped playing fallout 76. There is no way to pass the army agility test with Australian internet. The test requires that you press a button after every section. But the button lags out and you can be two sections later when it goes "you didn't press me, come back".

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historically, whenever your swift and decisive victory is stalled by unexpected resistance, opening a second front always makes things way better and doesn't lead to the collapse of your empire

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JUST ONE MORE FRONT BRO I SWEAR BRO JUST ONE MORE, I SWEAR

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super great to lie awake listening to people set off pyrotechnics in the middle of a heat wave in the hottest month of summer in a state that is just a gigantic pile of dry kindling all year round

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step 1 of ordering new glasses you like: google "most reliable US eyewear online outlet" step 2: find the perfect pair in their store step 3: google "is [outlet] reliable" step 4: find reddit thread with 400 replies about how the outlet sucks and sends you garbage step 5: repeat step 1

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we've established Kamala as the funniest possible Dem replacement but which idiot fascist on the Republican side would be the funniest matchup

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the chevron is obviously eyegrabbing but what amuses me is if you put the Fox anchor in a suit and tie I could not tell you which one was RFK if you held a gun to my head

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low poly, DK head mode, oddjobs only

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shooting a backwards 3-pointer from the half-court line and swaggering away before it hits someone in the bleachers

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joking aside, if you voted for biden in the primary, if you shouted down people who wanted a challenge, if you've defended him and told everyone it was ableist to criticize him or mentioned his damned stutter you are personally responsible for trump's win far more than any leftist who doesn't vote

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"your country's poor are complaining bc rice is too expensive" "what if I built more rice farms to depress the value, I'm not even exporting any so it shouldn't-" "your economy has collapsed"

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I've reconsidered my choice due to the fact that Paradox games are hard and annoying

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HEADLINE: Leaked Text Message Photos Reveal RFK Got That Dog In Him

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John Leavitt's avatar John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social
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“You merely fell out of the coconut tree”

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"I'm going to start Sephiroth-posting about how you should be afraid of me bc I can control spiders"

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Democrats discovering the one weird trick to securing Ba'ath party margins in every state legislature is to run Vault 11 style presidential elections

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trying to imagine how and why that second requirement was instituted

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remember when she was in the middle of responding to a tweet with a child's fanart and suddenly started talking about a trans woman convicted of rape going to women's prison like she'd been fucking Activated

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pros: hang out with lots of cool commies and anarchists cons: everyone who isn't some kind of commie or anarchist has a high chance of being a nazi but let's be real nowadays this is true of every corner of society

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flipping through the character creation guide for trans people and strongly considering the Paradox Interactive prestige class

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Joe Biden Prove Your Authority challenge

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the virgin 50000 word essay addressing the Allegations vs the chad gloop-posting

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I have to kind of admire the zen to just post like this while standing at ground zero of the poster's Castle Bravo

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a bit wild to see such a damning stream of evidence of wrongdoing by someone I didn't know existed when I woke up today and then I go check their account and their last post from 20m ago is just "I'm straight gloopin"

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WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE: a disreputable rugrat, for some reason

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feels like every week on this website I walk into the saloon and there's a different wanted poster for a character I never knew existed but hate upon sight

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Diane Feinstein is now the model for the Democratic party. Have the entire country watch your brain rot in real time as you cling to power and furiously insist that anyone younger than you is a moron who has no idea how power REALLY works

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it's so funny it makes me think they're trying to meow without alerting their prey. like loud stage whispering "holy shit do you see this fuckin thing"

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oh yeah Bandit makes it when she sees a drainfly too

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that little "eck-eck-eck" sound they make when they see a bird or a squirrel

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in the bodied bank. straight up “forking it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s just say. my ego.

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I was one of the finger-wagging assholes in 2016 and the stain on my soul will never wash out

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people who make that calculus for themselves because the world has demonstrated it will not offer them better is one thing, people who spend their limited time on this world finger-wagging and concern-trolling others is another

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I wish everyone who tells trans people they have to vote for Biden unless they want worse treatment under Trump a very never sleep again

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the person who parks their fucking Kawasaki Ninja in a whole ass parking space is my lifelong nemesis

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that and I wouldn't have to play god damn musical chairs to park the damn thing at my apartment complex every time I go to get groceries

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my job went WFH during covid to the point where I accidentally let the battery in my car die because I left it parked for so long. an e-bike and a bus pass would be less convenient but not having to pay out the ass for insurance/gas/oh shit something broke is so so tempting

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I have a truck with a few years left before something breaks that is too expensive for me to bother paying to fix (something else would just break) and since following you I have been seriously considering selling it while it's still worth a few hundred bucks and getting an e-bike lol

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in the bodied bank. straight up “forking it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s just say. my ego.

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